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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Feminism has now ‘jumped the shark’.

Kleenex are now changing there name of their mansize tissues because some feminist woman has complained about it being sexist.

This women said her kid asked what the word mansize meant (yeah right) and then asked if the tissues could be used by boys, girls and ladies too. It just breaks your heart doesn’t it !

So know Kleenex are changing the name to Extra Large (I’m sure that must be offensive to obese people). This sort of shit, would make the suffragettes so proud.

So do you think Kleenex were right to change the name, or should they just have told this whingeing woman to Man Up ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always wondered why they were called "mansize". Do men have more snot then women?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Can you jump on sharks?

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Feminism has now ‘jumped the shark’.

Kleenex are now changing there name of their mansize tissues because some feminist woman has complained about it being sexist.

This women said her kid asked what the word mansize meant (yeah right) and then asked if the tissues could be used by boys, girls and ladies too. It just breaks your heart doesn’t it !

So know Kleenex are changing the name to Extra Large (I’m sure that must be offensive to obese people). This sort of shit, would make the suffragettes so proud.

So do you think Kleenex were right to change the name, or should they just have told this whingeing woman to Man Up ?"
You see if you give them an inch they take a mile

not much surprises me now with all these social justice warriors.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

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By *good-being-badMan over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I've just seen a news report about this., apparently in the US man hole covers now have to be called maintenancec covers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

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By *indy1971TV/TS over a year ago

Brynmawr

WTF is this world coming to ?

What’s a midget going to buy? (Joke)

Men’s cricket has a player of the match award now, not a man of the match

There are more important things in this world to worry about than changing something’s name because it doesn’t suit you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think they should of just kept the original name. Bloody stupid changing it.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Tissues!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

No"

Ah, okay - thanks for telling me. Nice tits.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

I thought it was funny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Estella didn't say the thread doesn't interest her.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

I thought it was funny."

Thanks Ignite.

I’ve not followed the rules tho’ apparently.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

I thought it was funny."

And me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

Ah, okay - thanks for telling me. Nice tits.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well done Kleenex.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

I thought it was funny.

Thanks Ignite.

I’ve not followed the rules tho’ apparently. "

Naughty you,do you want to cry into my man-sized tissue?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

It was a paper thin pun.

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

I thought it was funny."

I don't get it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Nice!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody kids and their questions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bloody kids and their questions. "

He’s in his 40s! You can’t say that!

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Didn't Yorkie have to change their branding over advertising as 'man size' or something?

I think it's a bit OTT but far from upset over it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

I thought it was funny.

And me "

And me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Didn't Yorkie have to change their branding over advertising as 'man size' or something?

I think it's a bit OTT but far from upset over it."

It was the ‘not for girls’ bit on it I’m sure

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

I thought it was funny.

And me

And me. And even more so the bite that followed. Made the pun even funnier

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

I thought it was funny.

And me

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By *omewhatSlightlyDazedMan over a year ago

Warwick Birmingham & YamYamLand

She should man up! Or should we change that too woman up? World's gone mad, more important things like the new 50 pound note picture and brexit surely. Sod it all live happy yolo :0)

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Didn't Yorkie have to change their branding over advertising as 'man size' or something?

I think it's a bit OTT but far from upset over it.

It was the ‘not for girls’ bit on it I’m sure "

Ahh yeah that's right. That didn't offend me either. Probably about 10 years ago now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bloody kids and their questions.

He’s in his 40s! You can’t say that!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Some things are not to be sneezed at..

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By *omewhatSlightlyDazedMan over a year ago

Warwick Birmingham & YamYamLand

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

I thought it was funny.

And me

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By *ust ClareTV/TS over a year ago

Settlewick!

Are we still allowed to call a woman a wo-man, or is it now wo-person?

This world's gone totally hatstand

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

I thought it was funny.

And me

Ditto..

Can't see why someone got sniffy about it..

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Bit silly really, me and the kids had a little giggle about it on the way home earlier.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

I thought it was funny.

I don't get it"

Me neither well not much anyway.

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By *reamytitwankCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

"WTF is this world coming to ?

What’s a midget going to buy? (Joke)

Men’s cricket has a player of the match award now, not a man of the match

There are more important things in this world to worry about than changing something’s name because it doesn’t suit you "

The word midget is considered very offensive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we still allowed to call a woman a wo-man, or is it now wo-person?

This world's gone totally hatstand "

We'll just be Wo's

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Some things are not to be sneezed at..

snot that funny

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By *ust ClareTV/TS over a year ago

Settlewick!

"Are we still allowed to call a woman a wo-man, or is it now wo-person?

This world's gone totally hatstand

We'll just be Wo's "

Then you'll get messages saying "yo,wo,be my ho"

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

I thought it was funny.

I don't get it"

Really?

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By *ungscotsman26Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

I thought it was funny.

And me

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

I thought it was funny.

And me

It snot that funny ya know!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

Haha. I got it

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

I thought it was funny.

I don't get it

Really? "

You think I'm really just a pretty face?

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By *evil_u_knowMan over a year ago

city

I tissue what you did there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Puntastic !

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By *ara JTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol East

Sounds like a cunning bit of PR by Kleenex's marketing people.

Create a controversial reason to rebrand.

Everyone starts talking about their brand.

The brand is everywhere in social media and mainstream media.

Result (acres of free publicity.)

Once the chatter dies out, declare you have listened to customers and changed your mind.

Acres and acres of brand exposure repeated.

Sales increase.

Bonus for the marketing department.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can you jump on sharks?"

It’s an episode of Happy Days where Fonzie jumped the shark, it’s come to mean a low point. Because it was such a bad episode.

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By *riefcase_WankerMan over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Feminism has now ‘jumped the shark’.

Kleenex are now changing there name of their mansize tissues because some feminist woman has complained about it being sexist.

This women said her kid asked what the word mansize meant (yeah right) and then asked if the tissues could be used by boys, girls and ladies too. It just breaks your heart doesn’t it !

So know Kleenex are changing the name to Extra Large (I’m sure that must be offensive to obese people). This sort of shit, would make the suffragettes so proud.

So do you think Kleenex were right to change the name, or should they just have told this whingeing woman to Man Up ?"

Was it because they were advertised as 8 inches long but in reality were more like 5?

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Sounds like a cunning bit of PR by Kleenex's marketing people.

Create a controversial reason to rebrand.

Everyone starts talking about their brand.

The brand is everywhere in social media and mainstream media.

Result (acres of free publicity.)

Once the chatter dies out, declare you have listened to customers and changed your mind.

Acres and acres of brand exposure repeated.

Sales increase.

Bonus for the marketing department.

"
Nike did it recently with that football player Kaepernick there stock went up bigtime

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

I thought it was funny."

Me too

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Estella didn't say the thread doesn't interest her.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"WTF is this world coming to ?

What’s a midget going to buy? (Joke)

Men’s cricket has a player of the match award now, not a man of the match

There are more important things in this world to worry about than changing something’s name because it doesn’t suit you "

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By *indy1971TV/TS over a year ago

Brynmawr

"Are we still allowed to call a woman a wo-man, or is it now wo-person?

This world's gone totally hatstand "

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

All excellent points, thanks guys

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By *akeitwildMan over a year ago

dublin

Baha.

Someone doesn't get jokes :D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't want to live on this planet anymorw.

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By *akeitwildMan over a year ago

dublin

"Feminism has now ‘jumped the shark’.

Kleenex are now changing there name of their mansize tissues because some feminist woman has complained about it being sexist.

This women said her kid asked what the word mansize meant (yeah right) and then asked if the tissues could be used by boys, girls and ladies too. It just breaks your heart doesn’t it !

So know Kleenex are changing the name to Extra Large (I’m sure that must be offensive to obese people). This sort of shit, would make the suffragettes so proud.

So do you think Kleenex were right to change the name, or should they just have told this whingeing woman to Man Up ?

Was it because they were advertised as 8 inches long but in reality were more like 5?

Ohhhhhh I'm Dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't want to live on this planet anymorw."

I think feminists have literally run out of shit to moan about.

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple over a year ago

canterbury

not allowed man of the match anymore neither....world is totally f..ked up

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

I thought it was funny.

Me too

"
it was a good pun. They are few are far between and not to be sneezed at. As a professional comedian specialising in handkerchief and associated nasal/mucoid paraphernalia, I used to wipe the floor with my ‘kerchief’ jokes until I got a writers blockage and the jokes dried up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sounds like a cunning bit of PR by Kleenex's marketing people.

Create a controversial reason to rebrand.

Everyone starts talking about their brand.

The brand is everywhere in social media and mainstream media.

Result (acres of free publicity.)

Once the chatter dies out, declare you have listened to customers and changed your mind.

Acres and acres of brand exposure repeated.

Sales increase.

Bonus for the marketing department.

Heinz sandwich cream.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple over a year ago

Basingstoke

Stoning to death is still a used legal punishment for women accused of adultery in Iran and Pakistan. But this is what bothers women here, oh what a hard life

On the flip side I just don't understand what tissues are used for so can't say there'll be any consumer backlash from people who think like me. I guess their target market is pussies who need reassurance about their masculinity anyway.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I don't want to live on this planet anymorw."

Which planet do you fancy then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

I thought it was funny.

Me too

it was a good pun. They are few are far between and not to be sneezed at. As a professional comedian specialising in handkerchief and associated nasal/mucoid paraphernalia, I used to wipe the floor with my ‘kerchief’ jokes until I got a writers blockage and the jokes dried up. "

You forgot to turn the mic on Steve, otherwise top punarge.

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

I thought it was funny.

And me

And me. And even more so the bite that followed. Made the pun even funnier"

I thought so too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So does this mean that the next time someone on here complains of having 'man' flu we can rebuff him and tell him its 'person flu' so he should person up...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't want to live on this planet anymorw.

Which planet do you fancy then?"

One I need to single handedly repopulate would be a great start.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't want to live on this planet anymorw."

I feel your pain. Changing some words is clearly the worst thing happening on the planet at the moment

(Now I'm scared that my irony wasn't obvious enough... aaaaggghhh, it's all so complicated)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't want to live on this planet anymorw.

Which planet do you fancy then?

One I need to single handedly repopulate would be a great start."

Lib and his parthenogenesis

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"WTF is this world coming to ?

What’s a midget going to buy? (Joke)

Men’s cricket has a player of the match award now, not a man of the match

There are more important things in this world to worry about than changing something’s name because it doesn’t suit you

The word midget is considered very offensive.

Really?

Does that mean then that midget gums can be eaten by anyone and not just by persons of shorter stature?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Didn't Yorkie have to change their branding over advertising as 'man size' or something?

I think it's a bit OTT but far from upset over it.

It was the ‘not for girls’ bit on it I’m sure "

I think main reason they dropped that is because how bloody small Yorkies are now.....

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

Blokes dont even use any sized tissues half the time...they just blow their nose with one finger on the other nostril.. firing the snot out like a bullet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't want to live on this planet anymorw.

Which planet do you fancy then?

One I need to single handedly repopulate would be a great start.

Lib and his parthenogenesis

Pedant. Me and a thousand women would be fine - don't want to appear too greedy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't want to live on this planet anymorw.

Which planet do you fancy then?

One I need to single handedly repopulate would be a great start.

Lib and his parthenogenesis

Pedant. Me and a thousand women would be fine - don't want to appear too greedy."

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"I always wondered why they were called "mansize". Do men have more snot then women?"

I do. Though saying that, women blub more when watching chick flicks/One born every minute etc (sexist comment of the day). Well someone had to say it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Feminism has now ‘jumped the shark’.

Kleenex are now changing there name of their mansize tissues because some feminist woman has complained about it being sexist.

This women said her kid asked what the word mansize meant (yeah right) and then asked if the tissues could be used by boys, girls and ladies too. It just breaks your heart doesn’t it !

It’s a load of old pretentious nothing. Stone me some people need to get a life

So know Kleenex are changing the name to Extra Large (I’m sure that must be offensive to obese people). This sort of shit, would make the suffragettes so proud.

So do you think Kleenex were right to change the name, or should they just have told this whingeing woman to Man Up ?"

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Blokes dont even use any sized tissues half the time...they just blow their nose with one finger on the other nostril.. firing the snot out like a bullet! "

Exactly, why would anyone want to blow their nose. Giving it a good pick is one of the highlights of my morning.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Didn't Yorkie have to change their branding over advertising as 'man size' or something?

I think it's a bit OTT but far from upset over it."

But aren't most chocolate adverts all about the woman eating chocolate. If the woman from Milk Tray wants to drop by just like Lara Croft and give me her box...then I won't be offended. So long as they weren't dark.

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"So does this mean that the next time someone on here complains of having 'man' flu we can rebuff him and tell him its 'person flu' so he should person up...

Personchester

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

Ah, okay - thanks for telling me. Nice tits."

I think the pun was aptly put!

Tomorrow I may hang around outside my local tube station selling copies of The Big Tissue...

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

By the way, Kleenex are only going to change the wording on the product for their UK market.

Their other world wide markets will remain unaltered.

The "outraged" moaners better stock up before going on holiday or they'll be mighty offended! Poor Lambs!

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By *indy1971TV/TS over a year ago

Brynmawr

"By the way, Kleenex are only going to change the wording on the product for their UK market.

Their other world wide markets will remain unaltered.

The "outraged" moaners better stock up before going on holiday or they'll be mighty offended! Poor Lambs!"

So you think it’s alright for this country to pander to the minority

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"By the way, Kleenex are only going to change the wording on the product for their UK market.

Their other world wide markets will remain unaltered.

The "outraged" moaners better stock up before going on holiday or they'll be mighty offended! Poor Lambs!"

What about the ‘outraged’ feminists who are offended by the word ‘man’, they don’t even know what they’re angry at anymore. I think it’s the hypocrisy of the fact, women are being persecuted in other places in the word, that they have no interest in, but fuck me we can’t have ‘mansize’ on a box of tissues. Save your right on liberal stance for something more deserving.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"By the way, Kleenex are only going to change the wording on the product for their UK market.

Their other world wide markets will remain unaltered.

The "outraged" moaners better stock up before going on holiday or they'll be mighty offended! Poor Lambs!

So you think it’s alright for this country to pander to the minority "

I'm not sure where he said that at all.

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

Serious question?

Do people buy actual boxes of tissues!?

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Serious question?

Do people buy actual boxes of tissues!?

I always thought they were like female condoms. You know they exist, you just don't know anyone who has ever bought one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Serious question?

Do people buy actual boxes of tissues!?

Only if I have a man-flu.

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

Can you get decorative covers for boxes of tissues?

I need to go to Kath Kidston and check it out.

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Serious question?

Do people buy actual boxes of tissues!?

Only if I have a man-flu."

Big nose?

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Serious question?

Do people buy actual boxes of tissues!?

I always thought they were like female condoms. You know they exist, you just don't know anyone who has ever bought one. "

Got some free once. I put them over my head and inflated them. I looked like an eejit.

Good times.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Giggle

just read this thread and you beat me to the gag by 4 hours .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

Ah, okay - thanks for telling me. Nice tits.

Awww, 'Bless You!' x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Back to the big forum issue

What are these tissues of which you speak

I have sleeves

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple over a year ago

Lust

They’re called mansize tissues, as they’re scientifically proven to be the required size to clean up a mans ‘mess’ in one go

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By *riefcase_WankerMan over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"So does this mean that the next time someone on here complains of having 'man' flu we can rebuff him and tell him its 'person flu' so he should person up...

No, because there's man-flu and there's bird-flu...but as we all know, man-flu is much, much worse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

Ah, okay - thanks for telling me. Nice tits.

Awww, 'Bless You!' x"

- I like a good pun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

I thought it was funny.

I don't get it"

It was a ply on words

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By *indy1971TV/TS over a year ago

Brynmawr

"Serious question?

Do people buy actual boxes of tissues!?

Only if I have a man-flu."

Gender up ffs

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"By the way, Kleenex are only going to change the wording on the product for their UK market.

Their other world wide markets will remain unaltered.

The "outraged" moaners better stock up before going on holiday or they'll be mighty offended! Poor Lambs!

So you think it’s alright for this country to pander to the minority "

Bloody he'll, I just made a humorous tongue in cheek comment and someone had to get uppity!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Serious question?

Do people buy actual boxes of tissues!?

Only if I have a man-flu.

Gender up ffs

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By *eovilcouple76Couple over a year ago

yeovil

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

I thought it was funny.

And me

I chuckled

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

I thought it was funny.

And me

I chuckled

I saw the connection instantly too .. well done!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

Ah, okay - thanks for telling me. Nice tits.

Awww, 'Bless You!' x

- I like a good pun

I nose you do

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

Tissues aren't great for landfill or clogging up the sewers, a true environmentalist uses a reusable wanking hankee, or a wankee as it's known.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Tissues aren't great for landfill or clogging up the sewers, a true environmentalist uses a reusable wanking hankee, or a wankee as it's known."

Surely a true environmentalist recycles their spunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Serious question?

Do people buy actual boxes of tissues!?

Only if I have a man-flu.

Gender up ffs

Did you just assume I had a gender? Omg, I am completely offended by this outrage!

Can somebody pop into either the ladies or the "not ladies" loos and get me a tissue to cry into...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Feminism has now ‘jumped the shark’.

Kleenex are now changing there name of their mansize tissues because some feminist woman has complained about it being sexist.

This women said her kid asked what the word mansize meant (yeah right) and then asked if the tissues could be used by boys, girls and ladies too. It just breaks your heart doesn’t it !

So know Kleenex are changing the name to Extra Large (I’m sure that must be offensive to obese people). This sort of shit, would make the suffragettes so proud.

So do you think Kleenex were right to change the name, or should they just have told this whingeing woman to Man Up ?"

It's just this stupid, pathetic, over-sensative world we live in. Makes me sick!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Serious question?

Do people buy actual boxes of tissues!?

Only if I have a man-flu."

Oh, that's what man-size tissues are for.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think they should start making sanitary towels for men.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tissues aren't great for landfill or clogging up the sewers, a true environmentalist uses a reusable wanking hankee, or a wankee as it's known.

Surely a true environmentalist recycles their spunk "

Hair conditioner.

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By *abulously curiousCouple over a year ago

manchester

These split arses drive me mad... equal rights now equal car insurance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"These split arses drive me mad... equal rights now equal car insurance "

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"I think they should start making sanitary towels for men."
they do tenamen disposable pants

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By *indy1971TV/TS over a year ago

Brynmawr

And Waitrose have now renamed one of their sandwiches

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyday now they will rename man flu to the flu

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By *indy1971TV/TS over a year ago

Brynmawr

What’s going to happen to MAN lorries?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Nike did it recently with that football player Kaepernick there stock went up bigtime"

What did they change his name to?

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Sounds like a cunning bit of PR by Kleenex's marketing people.

Create a controversial reason to rebrand.

Everyone starts talking about their brand.

The brand is everywhere in social media and mainstream media.

Result (acres of free publicity.)

Once the chatter dies out, declare you have listened to customers and changed your mind.

Acres and acres of brand exposure repeated.

Sales increase.

Bonus for the marketing department.

Nike did it recently with that football player Kaepernick there stock went up bigtime"

The Kaepernick campaign was announced early September when the stock was 79.60, it did rise and to 85.55 and now it's 75.60.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

"Tissues aren't great for landfill or clogging up the sewers, a true environmentalist uses a reusable wanking hankee, or a wankee as it's known.

Surely a true environmentalist recycles their spunk "

Haven't you watched There's something about Mary?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

Ah, okay - thanks for telling me. Nice tits.

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By *hechapMan over a year ago

Derry

What is she going to do when the child says "mummy whats a man hole and have you ever been in a man hole or did you ever play with a manhole"

Suppose she would call manhole covers genderhole covers...

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

"What is she going to do when the child says "mummy whats a man hole and have you ever been in a man hole or did you ever play with a manhole"

Suppose she would call manhole covers genderhole covers..."

Access cover perhaps?

God help mankind....

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple over a year ago

Basingstoke

"What is she going to do when the child says "mummy whats a man hole and have you ever been in a man hole or did you ever play with a manhole"

Suppose she would call manhole covers genderhole covers...

Access cover perhaps?

God help mankind...."

Nah, you never hear feminists complaining about the lack of women doing dirty or dangerous jobs like cleaning out the sewers.

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By *igtoyMan over a year ago

Sexytown

I was told at work this week we can no longer say Disabled Toilet....we have to say Accessible Toilet. I was told I was being obtuse when I pointed out ALL toilets are accessible surely? We also had nearly a week on Equality. Every group was covered except straight white males. Go figure.

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"I was told at work this week we can no longer say Disabled Toilet....we have to say Accessible Toilet. I was told I was being obtuse when I pointed out ALL toilets are accessible surely? We also had nearly a week on Equality. Every group was covered except straight white males. Go figure."
Straight white males privileged enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's bloody stupid. Kleenex should of kept them called mansize.

Feminism is going too far, the same as health and safety has too.

We live in a molly coddled society where people are afraid to say what they think in case it offends someone, or someone sues. It's a load of tosh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always wondered why they were called "mansize". Do men have more snot then women?"

We have bigger snouts and nose hair!

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple over a year ago

Basingstoke

I guarantee a white able bodied person thought of that though. Whenever you hear this shit, it's never because an disabled people were actually offended by it. Just because some other smug cunt felt they should be. I've also yet to meet a transsexual who wanted a gender neutral pronoun (they all appreciate being called their acquired gender) and I've never met a black person who objected to being called black. I don't consider myself to have lived a sheltered life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not arguing with *some* of this, but I’ve met a number of transsexuals who use gender neutral pronouns and Mx as title.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's bloody stupid. Kleenex should of kept them called mansize.

Feminism is going too far, the same as health and safety has too.

We live in a molly coddled society where people are afraid to say what they think in case it offends someone, or someone sues. It's a load of tosh."

Absolutely agree.

Snowflake society.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's bloody stupid. Kleenex should of kept them called mansize.

Feminism is going too far, the same as health and safety has too.

We live in a molly coddled society where people are afraid to say what they think in case it offends someone, or someone sues. It's a load of tosh.

Absolutely agree.

Snowflake society. "

Yep, it's a nanny state.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple over a year ago

Basingstoke

Not arguing with *some* of this, but I’ve met a number of transsexuals who use gender neutral pronouns and Mx as title. "

And they've actually completed gender reassignment surgery?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

I often think I'm just a dinosaur, because I often don't get the outrage at these ridiculous things and society having to change to accommodate tiny minorities.

I often second guess making a post on social media because of the inevitable backlash I'll get.

But it's good to see I'm not alone and common sense isn't dead.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not arguing with *some* of this, but I’ve met a number of transsexuals who use gender neutral pronouns and Mx as title.

And they've actually completed gender reassignment surgery?"

Two have, yes. Not all have, no.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple over a year ago

Basingstoke

Not arguing with *some* of this, but I’ve met a number of transsexuals who use gender neutral pronouns and Mx as title.

And they've actually completed gender reassignment surgery?

Two have, yes. Not all have, no."

Ok, i find that rather odd to go to all that effort to get a new gender and then not be called it. I've never met people like that. I'd speculate they float in more left wing circles.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its because there are no disabled people, just people with disabilities. I know it seems like a small thing but imagine goibg through life defined but one aspect of your physical or intellectual make up.

As insignifficant as it might seem to us its part of a larger change of phrasing amd attitude to helo give people a little more dignity so its worth changing one word in our day to day IMO

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple over a year ago

Basingstoke

As insignifficant as it might seem to us its part of a larger change of phrasing amd attitude to helo give people a little more dignity so its worth changing one word in our day to day IMO"

I have friends that are wheelchair bound who think what you said is total crap and patronising. They realise that those words exist for historic reasons and are not part of any conspiracy to make them feel shit. They generally want to live as much of a normal life as possible without people treading on egg shells around them. That's what it means to see the person and not the disability. Because being in a wheelchair is a disability and my friends aren't delusional.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

I am defined by by an aspect of my physical make up...I'm a man. I'm defined by having male genitals.

Disabled people, people with disabilities... what difference will that make to their day to day life. Bigger shit to worry about.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

I dislike the term 'man up'.

I think it's a reasonable move for the tissues to use a term unrelated to gender though - their naming seems antiquated now.

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple over a year ago

Leeds

How long before the Isle of Man becomes the Isle of Gender Fluidity?

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

Kleenex don't care.

You do kmow that they will do whatever they think will help them sell more tissues, don't you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was told at work this week we can no longer say Disabled Toilet....we have to say Accessible Toilet. I was told I was being obtuse when I pointed out ALL toilets are accessible surely?"

You've missed the entire point. Not all toilets are accessible to people with some disabilities. That is why they are designed with larger doors, more space inside, hand rails etc.

However, words and labels change their meaning over time. The word spastic started out as a neutral, medical label yet became used as a term of abuse, so it was dropped from its original use.

I now hear teenagers calling each other "special" as an insult. Give it another few years and Special Educational Needs will need a new name. Not a problem, just a reality of how languages evolve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's bloody stupid. Kleenex should of kept them called mansize.

Feminism is going too far, the same as health and safety has too.

We live in a molly coddled society where people are afraid to say what they think in case it offends someone, or someone sues. It's a load of tosh."

The backlash against it is frightening. Trump is worse than Hitler in some aspects. He's openly advocating violence against journalists.

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By *hekaiserMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Tame, always posting about the important tissues.

Don’t contribute to the thread if it doesn’t interest you

Hello, I was making a joke - it’s a pun about tissues. Is that okay?

Ah, okay - thanks for telling me. Nice tits.

Her arse is more appealing....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Kleenex don't care.

You do kmow that they will do whatever they think will help them sell more tissues, don't you?"

Yes, I’m not naive, it’s business.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought it was a reference to men wanking into tissues.

'Mansize' is easier to market than 'cocksize'. Especially if they're small tissues.

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple over a year ago

Leeds

Men should complain that they're offended by the magazine "Woman's Own". After all, it's clearly named to exclude men isn't it? But then the very same people who've complained about Kleenex will no doubt say it's a silly and prejudiced argument.

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By *ickyRoosterMan over a year ago

Uppendown

"I think they should start making sanitary towels for men."

Agreed. Just because I can't menstruate doesn't remove my right to menstruate. Remember Stan/Loretta from the Peoples Front of Judea? Or was is the Judean Peoples Front

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tissues now labelled 'porn wank size'

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By *illen5Man over a year ago

Bath

"I've just seen a news report about this., apparently in the US man hole covers now have to be called maintenancec covers.

I've worked in the drainage industry. Never seen a woman go down one yet.

Been through a phase of calling them personel inspection chambers.

Of greater amusement is why 'men at work' signs are called paddys

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By *illen5Man over a year ago

Bath

Does anyone remember yorkee adverts? More recently the buscuit and raisin were clearly for men only.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wonder how much it will cost for the ‘Personcare’ rebranding from Mothercare?

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By *indy1971TV/TS over a year ago

Brynmawr

What about the Isle of Man ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just seen a news report about this., apparently in the US man hole covers now have to be called maintenancec covers.

I've worked in the drainage industry. Never seen a woman go down one yet.

Been through a phase of calling them personel inspection chambers.

Of greater amusement is why 'men at work' signs are called paddys

Personel inspection chambers sound awful.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"By the way, Kleenex are only going to change the wording on the product for their UK market.

Their other world wide markets will remain unaltered.

The "outraged" moaners better stock up before going on holiday or they'll be mighty offended! Poor Lambs!

So you think it’s alright for this country to pander to the minority

I'm not sure where he said that at all."

Nope he didn’t I think that was a bit of sarcasm there

Ms B

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What about Manfred Man, what happens to them now and poor Aimme, what about her, you didn’t think of this did you Kleenex.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"not allowed man of the match anymore neither....world is totally f..ked up"

I hardly think not having man of the match makes the world to rally fucked up.... It's just a little trophy at the end of a game.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"not allowed man of the match anymore neither....world is totally f..ked up

I hardly think not having man of the match makes the world to rally fucked up.... It's just a little trophy at the end of a game. "

It’s more the bullshit behind it, where does it stop.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"not allowed man of the match anymore neither....world is totally f..ked up

I hardly think not having man of the match makes the world to rally fucked up.... It's just a little trophy at the end of a game.

It’s more the bullshit behind it, where does it stop. "

Yeah I get that, but it's not a sign that the world is totally fucked up... Just the band of an award.

If a game is played by all men then man of the match applies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"not allowed man of the match anymore neither....world is totally f..ked up

I hardly think not having man of the match makes the world to rally fucked up.... It's just a little trophy at the end of a game.

It’s more the bullshit behind it, where does it stop.

Yeah I get that, but it's not a sign that the world is totally fucked up... Just the band of an award.

If a game is played by all men then man of the match applies. "

In cricket, they’ve changed man of the match to player of the match, for Men’s cricket. So it’s already happened.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"not allowed man of the match anymore neither....world is totally f..ked up

I hardly think not having man of the match makes the world to rally fucked up.... It's just a little trophy at the end of a game.

It’s more the bullshit behind it, where does it stop.

Yeah I get that, but it's not a sign that the world is totally fucked up... Just the band of an award.

If a game is played by all men then man of the match applies.

In cricket, they’ve changed man of the match to player of the match, for Men’s cricket. So it’s already happened. "

Maybe they didn't think some of the players were worthy of the title 'man'

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By *irty_DeedsMan over a year ago

Teesside

"So does this mean that the next time someone on here complains of having 'man' flu we can rebuff him and tell him its 'person flu' so he should person up...

"
Man flu is scientifically proven.

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By *riefcase_WankerMan over a year ago

Milton Keynes

As insignifficant as it might seem to us its part of a larger change of phrasing amd attitude to helo give people a little more dignity so its worth changing one word in our day to day IMO

I had a weird showerthought a little while back.

Isn't it weird how we literally call disabled people invalid, but because we pronounce it slightly differently, everyone seems to be cool with that?

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