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"What kind of party town closes chinese shops at 11 what a bunch of cock juggling thunder cunts
Which cunt flap of nowhere are you in?
Newcastle"
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"What kind of party town closes chinese shops at 11 what a bunch of cock juggling thunder cunts
Which cunt flap of nowhere are you in?
Newcastle"
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"What kind of party town closes chinese shops at 11 what a bunch of cock juggling thunder cunts
Which cunt flap of nowhere are you in?
Newcastle
Im about 8 miles from being offended...
Welcome to the grim north!"
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"Try village life.
Everything is closed before 22.00 weekdays.
Apart from the pubs.
Seriously, you get put your local at 23.20 after a few sherbets & can't get a dirty kebab anywhere.
FML! "
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"Try village life.
Everything is closed before 22.00 weekdays.
Apart from the pubs.
Seriously, you get put your local at 23.20 after a few sherbets & can't get a dirty kebab anywhere.
FML! nightmare"
They only stopped half day closing on Weds a couple years ago, don't even mention the anti Sunday brigade |
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"Try village life.
Everything is closed before 22.00 weekdays.
Apart from the pubs.
Seriously, you get put your local at 23.20 after a few sherbets & can't get a dirty kebab anywhere.
FML! nightmare
They only stopped half day closing on Weds a couple years ago, don't even mention the anti Sunday brigade "
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"Try village life.
Everything is closed before 22.00 weekdays.
Apart from the pubs.
Seriously, you get put your local at 23.20 after a few sherbets & can't get a dirty kebab anywhere.
FML! nightmare
They only stopped half day closing on Weds a couple years ago, don't even mention the anti Sunday brigade it gets worse "
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"What kind of party town closes chinese shops at 11 what a bunch of cock juggling thunder cunts
Which cunt flap of nowhere are you in?
Newcastle"
Look on the bright side, the accent is lovely. + Cheryl ty is a South Shields girl, I believe.
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In St Monans in Scotland the shops shut at 8pm, 6pm on Sunday. You are being luxuriously spoiled. Thankfully, I live nowhere near St Monans. Can get a kebab within 600yds from mine most nights till 2am. |
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“Cunt flap of nowhere”. Loving that
I must admit, apart from the lakes, the yorkshire dales and Cornwall most of the U.K. outside London and the Home Counties is a fly blown shithole in my experience.
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"“Cunt flap of nowhere”. Loving that
I must admit, apart from the lakes, the yorkshire dales and Cornwall most of the U.K. outside London and the Home Counties is a fly blown shithole in my experience.
Don’t even get me started on Scotland (I’m looking at you Glasgow). "
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"“Cunt flap of nowhere”. Loving that
I must admit, apart from the lakes, the yorkshire dales and Cornwall most of the U.K. outside London and the Home Counties is a fly blown shithole in my experience.
Don’t even get me started on Scotland (I’m looking at you Glasgow).
Started on Scotland? Glasgow would finish you son. But not before it fed you "
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"“Cunt flap of nowhere”. Loving that
I must admit, apart from the lakes, the yorkshire dales and Cornwall most of the U.K. outside London and the Home Counties is a fly blown shithole in my experience.
Don’t even get me started on Scotland (I’m looking at you Glasgow).
Started on Scotland? Glasgow would finish you son. But not before it fed you "
What would it feed me? Haggis? A deep fried mars bar? A shot of heroine infused poverty?
I jest. I’ve been to Glasgow and it isn’t too bad, at least the centre. |
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"What kind of party town closes chinese shops at 11 what a bunch of cock juggling thunder cunts
Which cunt flap of nowhere are you in?
Newcastle
Look on the bright side, the accent is lovely. + Cheryl ty is a South Shields girl, I believe.
I doubt she lives there now though. "
Cheryl? Like that’s a pull... |
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"What kind of party town closes chinese shops at 11 what a bunch of cock juggling thunder cunts
Which cunt flap of nowhere are you in?
Newcastle
Look on the bright side, the accent is lovely. + Cheryl ty is a South Shields girl, I believe.
I doubt she lives there now though.
Cheryl? Like that’s a pull..."
Why does everyone hate Cheryl so much?
Working class lass from Geordie land done good. And beautiful to boot...
What’s the beef (it’s always women that hate her as well). |
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"“Cunt flap of nowhere”. Loving that
I must admit, apart from the lakes, the yorkshire dales and Cornwall most of the U.K. outside London and the Home Counties is a fly blown shithole in my experience.
Don’t even get me started on Scotland (I’m looking at you Glasgow).
Started on Scotland? Glasgow would finish you son. But not before it fed you
What would it feed me? Haggis? A deep fried mars bar? A shot of heroine infused poverty?
I jest. I’ve been to Glasgow and it isn’t too bad, at least the centre. "
Been to Glasgow perhaps. Haggis don't run free here though. Mars bar? You're more likely to find that in the horror that is Edinburgh. Heroine infused poverty? Unless Wonder Woman is on the game now, I've no idea what you refer to. I live in a part of my city with fantastic bars and restaurants and where about 70 languages are spoken in one square mile. Proper f***ing Cosmopolitan! Outraged lol |
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"“Cunt flap of nowhere”. Loving that
I must admit, apart from the lakes, the yorkshire dales and Cornwall most of the U.K. outside London and the Home Counties is a fly blown shithole in my experience.
Don’t even get me started on Scotland (I’m looking at you Glasgow).
Started on Scotland? Glasgow would finish you son. But not before it fed you
What would it feed me? Haggis? A deep fried mars bar? A shot of heroine infused poverty?
I jest. I’ve been to Glasgow and it isn’t too bad, at least the centre.
Been to Glasgow perhaps. Haggis don't run free here though. Mars bar? You're more likely to find that in the horror that is Edinburgh. Heroine infused poverty? Unless Wonder Woman is on the game now, I've no idea what you refer to. I live in a part of my city with fantastic bars and restaurants and where about 70 languages are spoken in one square mile. Proper f***ing Cosmopolitan! Outraged lol "
And there’s a proper Glaswegian style defence of your city. Good on you!
It’s an alright city for Scotland. London dumps all over it though. In every possible respect, sorry. |
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"What kind of party town closes chinese shops at 11 what a bunch of cock juggling thunder cunts
Which cunt flap of nowhere are you in?
Newcastle
Look on the bright side, the accent is lovely. + Cheryl ty is a South Shields girl, I believe.
I doubt she lives there now though.
Cheryl? Like that’s a pull...
Why does everyone hate Cheryl so much?
Working class lass from Geordie land done good. And beautiful to boot...
What’s the beef (it’s always women that hate her as well). "
Let us not forget that she once launched a racist verbal and physical attack on a toilet attendant in a nightclub |
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"What kind of party town closes chinese shops at 11 what a bunch of cock juggling thunder cunts
Get some chips!got a pizza crap  "
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"What kind of party town closes chinese shops at 11 what a bunch of cock juggling thunder cunts
Which cunt flap of nowhere are you in?
Newcastle
Look on the bright side, the accent is lovely. + Cheryl ty is a South Shields girl, I believe.
I doubt she lives there now though.
Cheryl? Like that’s a pull...
Why does everyone hate Cheryl so much?
Working class lass from Geordie land done good. And beautiful to boot...
What’s the beef (it’s always women that hate her as well).
Let us not forget that she once launched a racist verbal and physical attack on a toilet attendant in a nightclub"
Well, she was convicted of assault. The racist bit was thrown out.
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk/2003/oct/21/helencarter
Good for her, I say. I also tend to get a bit violent when I’m denied a lollipop! |
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"“Cunt flap of nowhere”. Loving that
I must admit, apart from the lakes, the yorkshire dales and Cornwall most of the U.K. outside London and the Home Counties is a fly blown shithole in my experience.
Don’t even get me started on Scotland (I’m looking at you Glasgow).
Started on Scotland? Glasgow would finish you son. But not before it fed you
What would it feed me? Haggis? A deep fried mars bar? A shot of heroine infused poverty?
I jest. I’ve been to Glasgow and it isn’t too bad, at least the centre.
Been to Glasgow perhaps. Haggis don't run free here though. Mars bar? You're more likely to find that in the horror that is Edinburgh. Heroine infused poverty? Unless Wonder Woman is on the game now, I've no idea what you refer to. I live in a part of my city with fantastic bars and restaurants and where about 70 languages are spoken in one square mile. Proper f***ing Cosmopolitan! Outraged lol
And there’s a proper Glaswegian style defence of your city. Good on you!
It’s an alright city for Scotland. London dumps all over it though. In every possible respect, sorry. "
Well, if you discount the quality of the people, bar and restaurant prices, the world's oldest underground rail system and decent chat, you might be onto something. You're not but I was brought up not to mock the afflicted so don't stop believing (even if it's nonsense) |
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"“Cunt flap of nowhere”. Loving that
I must admit, apart from the lakes, the yorkshire dales and Cornwall most of the U.K. outside London and the Home Counties is a fly blown shithole in my experience.
Don’t even get me started on Scotland (I’m looking at you Glasgow).
Started on Scotland? Glasgow would finish you son. But not before it fed you
What would it feed me? Haggis? A deep fried mars bar? A shot of heroine infused poverty?
I jest. I’ve been to Glasgow and it isn’t too bad, at least the centre.
Been to Glasgow perhaps. Haggis don't run free here though. Mars bar? You're more likely to find that in the horror that is Edinburgh. Heroine infused poverty? Unless Wonder Woman is on the game now, I've no idea what you refer to. I live in a part of my city with fantastic bars and restaurants and where about 70 languages are spoken in one square mile. Proper f***ing Cosmopolitan! Outraged lol
And there’s a proper Glaswegian style defence of your city. Good on you!
It’s an alright city for Scotland. London dumps all over it though. In every possible respect, sorry.
Well, if you discount the quality of the people, bar and restaurant prices, the world's oldest underground rail system and decent chat, you might be onto something. You're not but I was brought up not to mock the afflicted so don't stop believing (even if it's nonsense)"
I’m quick on the draw with railway statistics... London Underground pre dates Glasgow’s clockwork orange by a good measure (god I’m sad).
Agreed re ridiculous prices, London is overrated at times. It’s a love hate kinda place.
It dumps over Glasgow. As does Edinburgh. I’m sorry. |
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"“Cunt flap of nowhere”. Loving that
I must admit, apart from the lakes, the yorkshire dales and Cornwall most of the U.K. outside London and the Home Counties is a fly blown shithole in my experience.
Don’t even get me started on Scotland (I’m looking at you Glasgow).
Started on Scotland? Glasgow would finish you son. But not before it fed you
What would it feed me? Haggis? A deep fried mars bar? A shot of heroine infused poverty?
I jest. I’ve been to Glasgow and it isn’t too bad, at least the centre.
Been to Glasgow perhaps. Haggis don't run free here though. Mars bar? You're more likely to find that in the horror that is Edinburgh. Heroine infused poverty? Unless Wonder Woman is on the game now, I've no idea what you refer to. I live in a part of my city with fantastic bars and restaurants and where about 70 languages are spoken in one square mile. Proper f***ing Cosmopolitan! Outraged lol
And there’s a proper Glaswegian style defence of your city. Good on you!
It’s an alright city for Scotland. London dumps all over it though. In every possible respect, sorry.
Well, if you discount the quality of the people, bar and restaurant prices, the world's oldest underground rail system and decent chat, you might be onto something. You're not but I was brought up not to mock the afflicted so don't stop believing (even if it's nonsense)
I’m quick on the draw with railway statistics... London Underground pre dates Glasgow’s clockwork orange by a good measure (god I’m sad).
Agreed re ridiculous prices, London is overrated at times. It’s a love hate kinda place.
It dumps over Glasgow. As does Edinburgh. I’m sorry. "
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"“Cunt flap of nowhere”. Loving that
I must admit, apart from the lakes, the yorkshire dales and Cornwall most of the U.K. outside London and the Home Counties is a fly blown shithole in my experience.
Don’t even get me started on Scotland (I’m looking at you Glasgow).
Started on Scotland? Glasgow would finish you son. But not before it fed you
What would it feed me? Haggis? A deep fried mars bar? A shot of heroine infused poverty?
I jest. I’ve been to Glasgow and it isn’t too bad, at least the centre.
Been to Glasgow perhaps. Haggis don't run free here though. Mars bar? You're more likely to find that in the horror that is Edinburgh. Heroine infused poverty? Unless Wonder Woman is on the game now, I've no idea what you refer to. I live in a part of my city with fantastic bars and restaurants and where about 70 languages are spoken in one square mile. Proper f***ing Cosmopolitan! Outraged lol
And there’s a proper Glaswegian style defence of your city. Good on you!
It’s an alright city for Scotland. London dumps all over it though. In every possible respect, sorry.
Well, if you discount the quality of the people, bar and restaurant prices, the world's oldest underground rail system and decent chat, you might be onto something. You're not but I was brought up not to mock the afflicted so don't stop believing (even if it's nonsense)
I’m quick on the draw with railway statistics... London Underground pre dates Glasgow’s clockwork orange by a good measure (god I’m sad).
Agreed re ridiculous prices, London is overrated at times. It’s a love hate kinda place.
It dumps over Glasgow. As does Edinburgh. I’m sorry. "
Actually, the underground is one thing you are correct on. Being a fan of Lahndahn, Edinburgh is perhaps maybe more your speed. But a Glasgow funeral has more entertainment than a London wedding. I appear to have dropped my mike. If you find it, keep a hold of it and you can drop it off next time you visit. I'm off to bed as I need to replinish my badinage. |
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"“Cunt flap of nowhere”. Loving that
I must admit, apart from the lakes, the yorkshire dales and Cornwall most of the U.K. outside London and the Home Counties is a fly blown shithole in my experience.
Don’t even get me started on Scotland (I’m looking at you Glasgow).
Started on Scotland? Glasgow would finish you son. But not before it fed you
What would it feed me? Haggis? A deep fried mars bar? A shot of heroine infused poverty?
I jest. I’ve been to Glasgow and it isn’t too bad, at least the centre.
Been to Glasgow perhaps. Haggis don't run free here though. Mars bar? You're more likely to find that in the horror that is Edinburgh. Heroine infused poverty? Unless Wonder Woman is on the game now, I've no idea what you refer to. I live in a part of my city with fantastic bars and restaurants and where about 70 languages are spoken in one square mile. Proper f***ing Cosmopolitan! Outraged lol
And there’s a proper Glaswegian style defence of your city. Good on you!
It’s an alright city for Scotland. London dumps all over it though. In every possible respect, sorry.
Well, if you discount the quality of the people, bar and restaurant prices, the world's oldest underground rail system and decent chat, you might be onto something. You're not but I was brought up not to mock the afflicted so don't stop believing (even if it's nonsense)
I’m quick on the draw with railway statistics... London Underground pre dates Glasgow’s clockwork orange by a good measure (god I’m sad).
Agreed re ridiculous prices, London is overrated at times. It’s a love hate kinda place.
It dumps over Glasgow. As does Edinburgh. I’m sorry.
Actually, the underground is one thing you are correct on. Being a fan of Lahndahn, Edinburgh is perhaps maybe more your speed. But a Glasgow funeral has more entertainment than a London wedding. I appear to have dropped my mike. If you find it, keep a hold of it and you can drop it off next time you visit. I'm off to bed as I need to replinish my badinage."
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"“Cunt flap of nowhere”. Loving that
I must admit, apart from the lakes, the yorkshire dales and Cornwall most of the U.K. outside London and the Home Counties is a fly blown shithole in my experience.
Don’t even get me started on Scotland (I’m looking at you Glasgow).
Started on Scotland? Glasgow would finish you son. But not before it fed you
What would it feed me? Haggis? A deep fried mars bar? A shot of heroine infused poverty?
I jest. I’ve been to Glasgow and it isn’t too bad, at least the centre.
Been to Glasgow perhaps. Haggis don't run free here though. Mars bar? You're more likely to find that in the horror that is Edinburgh. Heroine infused poverty? Unless Wonder Woman is on the game now, I've no idea what you refer to. I live in a part of my city with fantastic bars and restaurants and where about 70 languages are spoken in one square mile. Proper f***ing Cosmopolitan! Outraged lol
And there’s a proper Glaswegian style defence of your city. Good on you!
It’s an alright city for Scotland. London dumps all over it though. In every possible respect, sorry.
Well, if you discount the quality of the people, bar and restaurant prices, the world's oldest underground rail system and decent chat, you might be onto something. You're not but I was brought up not to mock the afflicted so don't stop believing (even if it's nonsense)
I’m quick on the draw with railway statistics... London Underground pre dates Glasgow’s clockwork orange by a good measure (god I’m sad).
Agreed re ridiculous prices, London is overrated at times. It’s a love hate kinda place.
It dumps over Glasgow. As does Edinburgh. I’m sorry.
Actually, the underground is one thing you are correct on. Being a fan of Lahndahn, Edinburgh is perhaps maybe more your speed. But a Glasgow funeral has more entertainment than a London wedding. I appear to have dropped my mike. If you find it, keep a hold of it and you can drop it off next time you visit. I'm off to bed as I need to replinish my badinage."
Glad you agree with me re. the underground.
My other question is which city could i wear my £10,000 Rolex in and not have it jacked off my wrist?
Sadly London isn’t doing to well in those stakes at the moment! Mainly thanks to our dickhead of a mayor! |
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"“Cunt flap of nowhere”. Loving that
I must admit, apart from the lakes, the yorkshire dales and Cornwall most of the U.K. outside London and the Home Counties is a fly blown shithole in my experience.
Don’t even get me started on Scotland (I’m looking at you Glasgow).
Started on Scotland? Glasgow would finish you son. But not before it fed you
What would it feed me? Haggis? A deep fried mars bar? A shot of heroine infused poverty?
I jest. I’ve been to Glasgow and it isn’t too bad, at least the centre.
Been to Glasgow perhaps. Haggis don't run free here though. Mars bar? You're more likely to find that in the horror that is Edinburgh. Heroine infused poverty? Unless Wonder Woman is on the game now, I've no idea what you refer to. I live in a part of my city with fantastic bars and restaurants and where about 70 languages are spoken in one square mile. Proper f***ing Cosmopolitan! Outraged lol
And there’s a proper Glaswegian style defence of your city. Good on you!
It’s an alright city for Scotland. London dumps all over it though. In every possible respect, sorry.
Well, if you discount the quality of the people, bar and restaurant prices, the world's oldest underground rail system and decent chat, you might be onto something. You're not but I was brought up not to mock the afflicted so don't stop believing (even if it's nonsense)
I’m quick on the draw with railway statistics... London Underground pre dates Glasgow’s clockwork orange by a good measure (god I’m sad).
Agreed re ridiculous prices, London is overrated at times. It’s a love hate kinda place.
It dumps over Glasgow. As does Edinburgh. I’m sorry.
Actually, the underground is one thing you are correct on. Being a fan of Lahndahn, Edinburgh is perhaps maybe more your speed. But a Glasgow funeral has more entertainment than a London wedding. I appear to have dropped my mike. If you find it, keep a hold of it and you can drop it off next time you visit. I'm off to bed as I need to replinish my badinage.
Glad you agree with me re. the underground.
My other question is which city could i wear my £10,000 Rolex in and not have it jacked off my wrist?
Sadly London isn’t doing to well in those stakes at the moment! Mainly thanks to our dickhead of a mayor! "
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"“Cunt flap of nowhere”. Loving that
I must admit, apart from the lakes, the yorkshire dales and Cornwall most of the U.K. outside London and the Home Counties is a fly blown shithole in my experience.
Don’t even get me started on Scotland (I’m looking at you Glasgow).
Started on Scotland? Glasgow would finish you son. But not before it fed you
What would it feed me? Haggis? A deep fried mars bar? A shot of heroine infused poverty?
I jest. I’ve been to Glasgow and it isn’t too bad, at least the centre.
Been to Glasgow perhaps. Haggis don't run free here though. Mars bar? You're more likely to find that in the horror that is Edinburgh. Heroine infused poverty? Unless Wonder Woman is on the game now, I've no idea what you refer to. I live in a part of my city with fantastic bars and restaurants and where about 70 languages are spoken in one square mile. Proper f***ing Cosmopolitan! Outraged lol
And there’s a proper Glaswegian style defence of your city. Good on you!
It’s an alright city for Scotland. London dumps all over it though. In every possible respect, sorry.
Well, if you discount the quality of the people, bar and restaurant prices, the world's oldest underground rail system and decent chat, you might be onto something. You're not but I was brought up not to mock the afflicted so don't stop believing (even if it's nonsense)
I’m quick on the draw with railway statistics... London Underground pre dates Glasgow’s clockwork orange by a good measure (god I’m sad).
Agreed re ridiculous prices, London is overrated at times. It’s a love hate kinda place.
It dumps over Glasgow. As does Edinburgh. I’m sorry.
Actually, the underground is one thing you are correct on. Being a fan of Lahndahn, Edinburgh is perhaps maybe more your speed. But a Glasgow funeral has more entertainment than a London wedding. I appear to have dropped my mike. If you find it, keep a hold of it and you can drop it off next time you visit. I'm off to bed as I need to replinish my badinage.
Glad you agree with me re. the underground.
My other question is which city could i wear my £10,000 Rolex in and not have it jacked off my wrist?
Sadly London isn’t doing to well in those stakes at the moment! Mainly thanks to our dickhead of a mayor!
Daytona or Yacht Master?"
Haha not as swish as that. Submariner with yellow gold/blue face.
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"“Cunt flap of nowhere”. Loving that
I must admit, apart from the lakes, the yorkshire dales and Cornwall most of the U.K. outside London and the Home Counties is a fly blown shithole in my experience.
Don’t even get me started on Scotland (I’m looking at you Glasgow).
Started on Scotland? Glasgow would finish you son. But not before it fed you
What would it feed me? Haggis? A deep fried mars bar? A shot of heroine infused poverty?
I jest. I’ve been to Glasgow and it isn’t too bad, at least the centre.
Been to Glasgow perhaps. Haggis don't run free here though. Mars bar? You're more likely to find that in the horror that is Edinburgh. Heroine infused poverty? Unless Wonder Woman is on the game now, I've no idea what you refer to. I live in a part of my city with fantastic bars and restaurants and where about 70 languages are spoken in one square mile. Proper f***ing Cosmopolitan! Outraged lol
And there’s a proper Glaswegian style defence of your city. Good on you!
It’s an alright city for Scotland. London dumps all over it though. In every possible respect, sorry.
Well, if you discount the quality of the people, bar and restaurant prices, the world's oldest underground rail system and decent chat, you might be onto something. You're not but I was brought up not to mock the afflicted so don't stop believing (even if it's nonsense)
I’m quick on the draw with railway statistics... London Underground pre dates Glasgow’s clockwork orange by a good measure (god I’m sad).
Agreed re ridiculous prices, London is overrated at times. It’s a love hate kinda place.
It dumps over Glasgow. As does Edinburgh. I’m sorry.
Actually, the underground is one thing you are correct on. Being a fan of Lahndahn, Edinburgh is perhaps maybe more your speed. But a Glasgow funeral has more entertainment than a London wedding. I appear to have dropped my mike. If you find it, keep a hold of it and you can drop it off next time you visit. I'm off to bed as I need to replinish my badinage.
Glad you agree with me re. the underground.
My other question is which city could i wear my £10,000 Rolex in and not have it jacked off my wrist?
Sadly London isn’t doing to well in those stakes at the moment! Mainly thanks to our dickhead of a mayor!
Daytona or Yacht Master?
Haha not as swish as that. Submariner with yellow gold/blue face.
Extravagant but they last a life time, so I’m told. "
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"“Cunt flap of nowhere”. Loving that
I must admit, apart from the lakes, the yorkshire dales and Cornwall most of the U.K. outside London and the Home Counties is a fly blown shithole in my experience.
Don’t even get me started on Scotland (I’m looking at you Glasgow).
Started on Scotland? Glasgow would finish you son. But not before it fed you
What would it feed me? Haggis? A deep fried mars bar? A shot of heroine infused poverty?
I jest. I’ve been to Glasgow and it isn’t too bad, at least the centre.
Been to Glasgow perhaps. Haggis don't run free here though. Mars bar? You're more likely to find that in the horror that is Edinburgh. Heroine infused poverty? Unless Wonder Woman is on the game now, I've no idea what you refer to. I live in a part of my city with fantastic bars and restaurants and where about 70 languages are spoken in one square mile. Proper f***ing Cosmopolitan! Outraged lol
And there’s a proper Glaswegian style defence of your city. Good on you!
It’s an alright city for Scotland. London dumps all over it though. In every possible respect, sorry.
Well, if you discount the quality of the people, bar and restaurant prices, the world's oldest underground rail system and decent chat, you might be onto something. You're not but I was brought up not to mock the afflicted so don't stop believing (even if it's nonsense)
I’m quick on the draw with railway statistics... London Underground pre dates Glasgow’s clockwork orange by a good measure (god I’m sad).
Agreed re ridiculous prices, London is overrated at times. It’s a love hate kinda place.
It dumps over Glasgow. As does Edinburgh. I’m sorry.
Actually, the underground is one thing you are correct on. Being a fan of Lahndahn, Edinburgh is perhaps maybe more your speed. But a Glasgow funeral has more entertainment than a London wedding. I appear to have dropped my mike. If you find it, keep a hold of it and you can drop it off next time you visit. I'm off to bed as I need to replinish my badinage.
Glad you agree with me re. the underground.
My other question is which city could i wear my £10,000 Rolex in and not have it jacked off my wrist?
Sadly London isn’t doing to well in those stakes at the moment! Mainly thanks to our dickhead of a mayor!
Daytona or Yacht Master?
Haha not as swish as that. Submariner with yellow gold/blue face.
Extravagant but they last a life time, so I’m told.
They are a great investment and hold there value.... if you like watches stay away from Cartier and Brietlings they don’t hold any value "
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"“Cunt flap of nowhere”. Loving that
I must admit, apart from the lakes, the yorkshire dales and Cornwall most of the U.K. outside London and the Home Counties is a fly blown shithole in my experience.
Don’t even get me started on Scotland (I’m looking at you Glasgow).
Started on Scotland? Glasgow would finish you son. But not before it fed you
What would it feed me? Haggis? A deep fried mars bar? A shot of heroine infused poverty?
I jest. I’ve been to Glasgow and it isn’t too bad, at least the centre.
Been to Glasgow perhaps. Haggis don't run free here though. Mars bar? You're more likely to find that in the horror that is Edinburgh. Heroine infused poverty? Unless Wonder Woman is on the game now, I've no idea what you refer to. I live in a part of my city with fantastic bars and restaurants and where about 70 languages are spoken in one square mile. Proper f***ing Cosmopolitan! Outraged lol
And there’s a proper Glaswegian style defence of your city. Good on you!
It’s an alright city for Scotland. London dumps all over it though. In every possible respect, sorry.
Well, if you discount the quality of the people, bar and restaurant prices, the world's oldest underground rail system and decent chat, you might be onto something. You're not but I was brought up not to mock the afflicted so don't stop believing (even if it's nonsense)
I’m quick on the draw with railway statistics... London Underground pre dates Glasgow’s clockwork orange by a good measure (god I’m sad).
Agreed re ridiculous prices, London is overrated at times. It’s a love hate kinda place.
It dumps over Glasgow. As does Edinburgh. I’m sorry.
Actually, the underground is one thing you are correct on. Being a fan of Lahndahn, Edinburgh is perhaps maybe more your speed. But a Glasgow funeral has more entertainment than a London wedding. I appear to have dropped my mike. If you find it, keep a hold of it and you can drop it off next time you visit. I'm off to bed as I need to replinish my badinage.
Glad you agree with me re. the underground.
My other question is which city could i wear my £10,000 Rolex in and not have it jacked off my wrist?
Sadly London isn’t doing to well in those stakes at the moment! Mainly thanks to our dickhead of a mayor!
Daytona or Yacht Master?
Haha not as swish as that. Submariner with yellow gold/blue face.
Extravagant but they last a life time, so I’m told.
They are a great investment and hold there value.... if you like watches stay away from Cartier and Brietlings they don’t hold any value
I prefer Omega myself. They don't hold their value as well as Rolex but they are more subtle and in my opinion look better too."
Excuisite taste shown there.
I love them as well. Especially the Seamaster. Incredible watch. I might even own one myself lol.
A little more subtle, as you say, and no less classy than Switzerland’s finest. |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
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Hey lad, will be pig wrestling tomorrow, in’t local, just don’t stray oft path if thas coming.
Flipping ‘eck, soo ... sopsi...that posh stuff, can be kept fit for those with two yows missing in top paddock.
Cunt? Cunt ya get into ale houses lad?
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"Oops  i was very d*unk and hungry and wanted chinese"
Good effort mate, Cheryl Cole and some of the finest Swiss watches known to man, have been discussed in your absence.
Cracking thread!
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"“Cunt flap of nowhere”. Loving that
I must admit, apart from the lakes, the yorkshire dales and Cornwall most of the U.K. outside London and the Home Counties is a fly blown shithole in my experience.
Don’t even get me started on Scotland (I’m looking at you Glasgow).
Started on Scotland? Glasgow would finish you son. But not before it fed you
What would it feed me? Haggis? A deep fried mars bar? A shot of heroine infused poverty?
I jest. I’ve been to Glasgow and it isn’t too bad, at least the centre.
Been to Glasgow perhaps. Haggis don't run free here though. Mars bar? You're more likely to find that in the horror that is Edinburgh. Heroine infused poverty? Unless Wonder Woman is on the game now, I've no idea what you refer to. I live in a part of my city with fantastic bars and restaurants and where about 70 languages are spoken in one square mile. Proper f***ing Cosmopolitan! Outraged lol
And there’s a proper Glaswegian style defence of your city. Good on you!
It’s an alright city for Scotland. London dumps all over it though. In every possible respect, sorry.
Well, if you discount the quality of the people, bar and restaurant prices, the world's oldest underground rail system and decent chat, you might be onto something. You're not but I was brought up not to mock the afflicted so don't stop believing (even if it's nonsense)
I’m quick on the draw with railway statistics... London Underground pre dates Glasgow’s clockwork orange by a good measure (god I’m sad).
Agreed re ridiculous prices, London is overrated at times. It’s a love hate kinda place.
It dumps over Glasgow. As does Edinburgh. I’m sorry.
Actually, the underground is one thing you are correct on. Being a fan of Lahndahn, Edinburgh is perhaps maybe more your speed. But a Glasgow funeral has more entertainment than a London wedding. I appear to have dropped my mike. If you find it, keep a hold of it and you can drop it off next time you visit. I'm off to bed as I need to replinish my badinage.
Glad you agree with me re. the underground.
My other question is which city could i wear my £10,000 Rolex in and not have it jacked off my wrist?
Sadly London isn’t doing to well in those stakes at the moment! Mainly thanks to our dickhead of a mayor!
Daytona or Yacht Master?
Haha not as swish as that. Submariner with yellow gold/blue face.
Extravagant but they last a life time, so I’m told.
They are a great investment and hold there value.... if you like watches stay away from Cartier and Brietlings they don’t hold any value
I prefer Omega myself. They don't hold their value as well as Rolex but they are more subtle and in my opinion look better too.
Excuisite taste shown there.
I love them as well. Especially the Seamaster. Incredible watch. I might even own one myself lol.
A little more subtle, as you say, and no less classy than Switzerland’s finest. "
I brought my Seamaster in 1995, it's been battered but still going strong. It has the blue wave dial.
I'm trying my hardest to resist the Planet Ocean at the moment. |
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"What kind of party town closes chinese shops at 11 what a bunch of cock juggling thunder cunts
Which cunt flap of nowhere are you in?
Newcastle
Look on the bright side, the accent is lovely. + Cheryl ty is a South Shields girl, I believe.
I doubt she lives there now though.
Cheryl? Like that’s a pull...
Why does everyone hate Cheryl so much?
Working class lass from Geordie land done good. And beautiful to boot...
What’s the beef (it’s always women that hate her as well).
Let us not forget that she once launched a racist verbal and physical attack on a toilet attendant in a nightclub"
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"“Cunt flap of nowhere”. Loving that
I must admit, apart from the lakes, the yorkshire dales and Cornwall most of the U.K. outside London and the Home Counties is a fly blown shithole in my experience.
Don’t even get me started on Scotland (I’m looking at you Glasgow).
Started on Scotland? Glasgow would finish you son. But not before it fed you
What would it feed me? Haggis? A deep fried mars bar? A shot of heroine infused poverty?
I jest. I’ve been to Glasgow and it isn’t too bad, at least the centre.
Been to Glasgow perhaps. Haggis don't run free here though. Mars bar? You're more likely to find that in the horror that is Edinburgh. Heroine infused poverty? Unless Wonder Woman is on the game now, I've no idea what you refer to. I live in a part of my city with fantastic bars and restaurants and where about 70 languages are spoken in one square mile. Proper f***ing Cosmopolitan! Outraged lol
And there’s a proper Glaswegian style defence of your city. Good on you!
It’s an alright city for Scotland. London dumps all over it though. In every possible respect, sorry.
Well, if you discount the quality of the people, bar and restaurant prices, the world's oldest underground rail system and decent chat, you might be onto something. You're not but I was brought up not to mock the afflicted so don't stop believing (even if it's nonsense)
I’m quick on the draw with railway statistics... London Underground pre dates Glasgow’s clockwork orange by a good measure (god I’m sad).
Agreed re ridiculous prices, London is overrated at times. It’s a love hate kinda place.
It dumps over Glasgow. As does Edinburgh. I’m sorry.
Actually, the underground is one thing you are correct on. Being a fan of Lahndahn, Edinburgh is perhaps maybe more your speed. But a Glasgow funeral has more entertainment than a London wedding. I appear to have dropped my mike. If you find it, keep a hold of it and you can drop it off next time you visit. I'm off to bed as I need to replinish my badinage.
Glad you agree with me re. the underground.
My other question is which city could i wear my £10,000 Rolex in and not have it jacked off my wrist?
Sadly London isn’t doing to well in those stakes at the moment! Mainly thanks to our dickhead of a mayor!
Daytona or Yacht Master?
Haha not as swish as that. Submariner with yellow gold/blue face.
Extravagant but they last a life time, so I’m told.
They are a great investment and hold there value.... if you like watches stay away from Cartier and Brietlings they don’t hold any value
I prefer Omega myself. They don't hold their value as well as Rolex but they are more subtle and in my opinion look better too.
Excuisite taste shown there.
I love them as well. Especially the Seamaster. Incredible watch. I might even own one myself lol.
A little more subtle, as you say, and no less classy than Switzerland’s finest.
I brought my Seamaster in 1995, it's been battered but still going strong. It has the blue wave dial.
I'm trying my hardest to resist the Planet Ocean at the moment. "
I got over my watch fetish last year... I found a good deal on a used Patek Phillipe and now I’m good. I loved watches but I’m getting old, time to grow up and stop collecting toys... |
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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago
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"“Cunt flap of nowhere”. Loving that
I must admit,....
Daytona or Yacht Master?"
I’m with Sam here...
Btw I raise you, AP Royal Oak Offshore le bron James.
Worn quite a few times in Glasgow.... |
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"“Cunt flap of nowhere”. Loving that
I must admit, apart from the lakes, the yorkshire dales and Cornwall most of the U.K. outside London and the Home Counties is a fly blown shithole in my experience.
Don’t even get me started on Scotland (I’m looking at you Glasgow).
Started on Scotland? Glasgow would finish you son. But not before it fed you
What would it feed me? Haggis? A deep fried mars bar? A shot of heroine infused poverty?
I jest. I’ve been to Glasgow and it isn’t too bad, at least the centre.
Been to Glasgow perhaps. Haggis don't run free here though. Mars bar? You're more likely to find that in the horror that is Edinburgh. Heroine infused poverty? Unless Wonder Woman is on the game now, I've no idea what you refer to. I live in a part of my city with fantastic bars and restaurants and where about 70 languages are spoken in one square mile. Proper f***ing Cosmopolitan! Outraged lol
And there’s a proper Glaswegian style defence of your city. Good on you!
It’s an alright city for Scotland. London dumps all over it though. In every possible respect, sorry.
Well, if you discount the quality of the people, bar and restaurant prices, the world's oldest underground rail system and decent chat, you might be onto something. You're not but I was brought up not to mock the afflicted so don't stop believing (even if it's nonsense)
I’m quick on the draw with railway statistics... London Underground pre dates Glasgow’s clockwork orange by a good measure (god I’m sad).
Agreed re ridiculous prices, London is overrated at times. It’s a love hate kinda place.
It dumps over Glasgow. As does Edinburgh. I’m sorry.
Actually, the underground is one thing you are correct on. Being a fan of Lahndahn, Edinburgh is perhaps maybe more your speed. But a Glasgow funeral has more entertainment than a London wedding. I appear to have dropped my mike. If you find it, keep a hold of it and you can drop it off next time you visit. I'm off to bed as I need to replinish my badinage.
Glad you agree with me re. the underground.
My other question is which city could i wear my £10,000 Rolex in and not have it jacked off my wrist?
Sadly London isn’t doing to well in those stakes at the moment! Mainly thanks to our dickhead of a mayor!
Daytona or Yacht Master?
Haha not as swish as that. Submariner with yellow gold/blue face.
Extravagant but they last a life time, so I’m told.
They are a great investment and hold there value.... if you like watches stay away from Cartier and Brietlings they don’t hold any value
I prefer Omega myself. They don't hold their value as well as Rolex but they are more subtle and in my opinion look better too.
Excuisite taste shown there.
I love them as well. Especially the Seamaster. Incredible watch. I might even own one myself lol.
A little more subtle, as you say, and no less classy than Switzerland’s finest.
I brought my Seamaster in 1995, it's been battered but still going strong. It has the blue wave dial.
I'm trying my hardest to resist the Planet Ocean at the moment.
I got over my watch fetish last year... I found a good deal on a used Patek Phillipe and now I’m good. I loved watches but I’m getting old, time to grow up and stop collecting toys..."
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