Dear ladies

By *icentious OP Couple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

We are not just meat, we have feelings, I got a massive bruise on my leg that my mum couldn’t mend once.

Equally, it’s up to me when I wash it, I kind of like the build up of cheesy bits.

I’ll swop the tub in the fridge of cheesy bits for a pair of used knickers that have been discarded and used a dish cloths .

Gosh this is better than Ebay.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you been drinking?

By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

glad this ain’t smell-o-vision

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you been drinking?"

More importantly - why haven't you?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you been drinking?

More importantly - why haven't you?

Touché. I’m off to the fridge.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How delightful

By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"We are not just meat, we have feelings, I got a massive bruise on my leg that my mum couldn’t mend once.

Equally, it’s up to me when I wash it, I kind of like the build up of cheesy bits.

I’ll swop the tub in the fridge of cheesy bits for a pair of used knickers that have been discarded and used a dish cloths .

Gosh this is better than Ebay."

Are you in Canada xxx

By *icentious OP Couple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Please people, don’t have a closed mind. A taste of humour can be a little sweet at times.

Not everyone is sour.