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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

We've had.....

iPod

iPad

iPhone

iplayer

iTunes

What must features would the new 'ijonny' I'm developing, have as standard?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not sure but it’ll be massively overpriced but strangely more user friendly that the competitor Johnny!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We've had.....

iPod

iPad

iPhone

iplayer

iTunes

What must features would the new 'ijonny' I'm developing, have as standard?"

I robot

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

iDon'tknow.

But it's gonna be expensive, in short supply and cloned to death by the competition.

No hang lads, I've got an idea.

iWardrobe, a full sized selfie app based smart mirror for women who can't decide what to wear, or what slap to put on.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

iPood a potty for toddlers that has a docking station for your IOS device.

For your little shits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sync it with the iFuck app to discover your...

TPS - thrusts per second

DPT - depth per thrust

CSP - cum shot power

CV - cum volume

FD - fuck duration

It will also monitor partner satisfaction noises.

Once the fuck is over, all data is collated and analysed to give you an overall iFuck rating which oh can upload and share with Facetwitbookagramkikchatsnappinterest

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