Help needed...

By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Can someone come and peel me a tangerine? I've got a really sore finger.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone come and peel me a tangerine? I've got a really sore finger."
its salt and viniger

By *andm_69Couple over a year ago

Stevenage

I always get squirted in the face by the juice or I rub my eyes after

By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put condoms on your fingers.

By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Put condoms on your fingers."

Have you ever eaten spermicide flavoured fruit? Not good.

By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Just checked. They're satsumas.

By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Thanks I've peeled my own satsuma.

Thanks for the help you bunch of b@stards.