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over a year ago
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"who invented the crossword - can't remember his name -it was P something t something r!
Yes he lived five down and two across from us xx  "
He was a cryptic fucker though, could never quite work him out!  |
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Many years ago I used to work for the Post Office getting the armoured vans ready overnight for next day delivery. There were about 30 of us working nights and I always used to do the crossword on my break. The lads were a good laugh and we were always joking about, but one night I got this smartarse with a cracker. He called across the canteen, "come on then give us a question from ya crossword, bet I know the answer!" Quick as a flash I yelled, "5 down. Overworked postman." He replied, "how many letters?" I shouted, "fucking millions!"
It took a while for the howls of laughter to die down! |
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"Many years ago I used to work for the Post Office getting the armoured vans ready overnight for next day delivery. There were about 30 of us working nights and I always used to do the crossword on my break. The lads were a good laugh and we were always joking about, but one night I got this smartarse with a cracker. He called across the canteen, "come on then give us a question from ya crossword, bet I know the answer!" Quick as a flash I yelled, "5 down. Overworked postman." He replied, "how many letters?" I shouted, "fucking millions!"
It took a while for the howls of laughter to die down! "
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"Than I rang a builder and asked if I could have a skip in front of my house - he said - go ahead love - do what you want!"
And did you I'm dying to know? xx  |
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"Than I rang a builder and asked if I could have a skip in front of my house - he said - go ahead love - do what you want!
And did you I'm dying to know? xx "
Yep -love skipping me - also -my neighbours already know I'm mad! |
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"Than I rang a builder and asked if I could have a skip in front of my house - he said - go ahead love - do what you want!
And did you I'm dying to know? xx
Yep -love skipping me - also -my neighbours already know I'm mad!"
Oooh im mad too did you know?
Can i be your friend xxlol xx |
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"Than I rang a builder and asked if I could have a skip in front of my house - he said - go ahead love - do what you want!
And did you I'm dying to know? xx
Yep -love skipping me - also -my neighbours already know I'm mad!
Oooh im mad too did you know?
Can i be your friend xxlol xx "
Of course but can you answer a question for me? I have many, although one of the most pressing is - why is there a light in the fridge but not the freezer? |
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"why is there a light in the fridge but not the freezer?
There is, it just works the opposite to your fridge. It only comes on when you close the door."
ah thanks for that - i can cross that one off my list now |
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"And why do people ask u if ur waiting for a bus when ur stood at a bus stop "
lol - thats so true - and when you go into a restaurant and they ask you if you want a table - i usualy say - no we need a bus! (dickhead) |
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"And why do people ask u if ur waiting for a bus when ur stood at a bus stop
lol - thats so true - and when you go into a restaurant and they ask you if you want a table - i usualy say - no we need a bus! (dickhead)"
Lol u know the feeling aswell then |
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"And why do people ask u if ur waiting for a bus when ur stood at a bus stop
lol - thats so true - and when you go into a restaurant and they ask you if you want a table - i usualy say - no we need a bus! (dickhead)
Lol u know the feeling aswell then "
Yep - hate obvious questions - brings out my sarcastic side - it's a weakness of mine - trying to subdue it |
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"And why do people ask u if ur waiting for a bus when ur stood at a bus stop
lol - thats so true - and when you go into a restaurant and they ask you if you want a table - i usualy say - no we need a bus! (dickhead)
Lol u know the feeling aswell then
Yep - hate obvious questions - brings out my sarcastic side - it's a weakness of mine - trying to subdue it"
I know the feeling i know the feeling |
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"and for the sake of repeating myself...i know the feeling
lol - i vill zay ziz only once!
Allo Allo "
That was so good wasn't it for a while - the last couple of runs of it weren't as good - but at the start it was fab- 'you stupid woman!' |
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"and for the sake of repeating myself...i know the feeling
lol - i vill zay ziz only once!
Allo Allo
That was so good wasn't it for a while - the last couple of runs of it weren't as good - but at the start it was fab- 'you stupid woman!'"
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Will never get over my mate who wasnt te full ticket when it came to crosswords, when she tried to do one.
CLUE....bog fuel 4 letters...
She put "shit"
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