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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello guys and girls, I hope you’re all well and horny today!!
Tonight, and for the next few nights, I’m setting myself a challenge, and I’m hoping that it’s one you’ll all love.
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you are or indeed, what you are, I’m gonna make you cum!
I personally love phone sex, and I’m in a very naughty mood today. I want to make as many of you cum and cum again on the phone! That’s right, this is the phone sex service all aimed at pleasing YOU!
If you’re interested and would like to be made cum, please just reply to this message to say “Me!” and message me with your numbers.
I’ll be posting how many I’ve made you cum each day, and maybe review this every few hours to give you guys an update on how things aren’t going. I’ll probablu be calling you all between 8pm and 12pm tonight, and for the rest of the week.
Let’s get wanking!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Technically, how can you physically make someone cum if you're only on the phone to them? orgasms begin in the mind"
Yes, but that would be the imagination of the person he's talking to and their own masturbation that's making them cum... he wouldn't be physically making the person cum himself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Technically, how can you physically make someone cum if you're only on the phone to them?
I’ve has some experience, and I’m very successful "
Does your hand, mouth or cock jump out of their phone to make them cum? Because that would be impressive. |
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By *ediMan
over a year ago
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"Technically, how can you physically make someone cum if you're only on the phone to them? orgasms begin in the mind
Yes, but that would be the imagination of the person he's talking to and their own masturbation that's making them cum... he wouldn't be physically making the person cum himself. "
That’s like saying a women’s vagina doesn’t make the penis come, it is in fact the penis head with all its receptors tha makes you ejaculate   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Technically, how can you physically make someone cum if you're only on the phone to them? orgasms begin in the mind
Yes, but that would be the imagination of the person he's talking to and their own masturbation that's making them cum... he wouldn't be physically making the person cum himself.
That’s like saying a women’s vagina doesn’t make the penis come, it is in fact the penis head with all its receptors tha makes you ejaculate "
That's true. But that's still physical sex and not just a person on the other end of the phone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Technically, how can you physically make someone cum if you're only on the phone to them? orgasms begin in the mind
Yes, but that would be the imagination of the person he's talking to and their own masturbation that's making them cum... he wouldn't be physically making the person cum himself. "
Quite. See if he can still make you cum with your hands on your head as he tries  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Technically, how can you physically make someone cum if you're only on the phone to them? orgasms begin in the mind
Yes, but that would be the imagination of the person he's talking to and their own masturbation that's making them cum... he wouldn't be physically making the person cum himself.
Quite. See if he can still make you cum with your hands on your head as he tries "
Oh lordy. That would be a challenge  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Technically, how can you physically make someone cum if you're only on the phone to them? orgasms begin in the mind
Yes, but that would be the imagination of the person he's talking to and their own masturbation that's making them cum... he wouldn't be physically making the person cum himself.
Quite. See if he can still make you cum with your hands on your head as he tries
Oh lordy. That would be a challenge "
Would need a nobbly cushion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Technically, how can you physically make someone cum if you're only on the phone to them? orgasms begin in the mind
Yes, but that would be the imagination of the person he's talking to and their own masturbation that's making them cum... he wouldn't be physically making the person cum himself. "
its very possible iv done it once where i talked a girl into it she wasnt allowed to touch herself just 1 time mind you but its possible |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Technically, how can you physically make someone cum if you're only on the phone to them? orgasms begin in the mind
Yes, but that would be the imagination of the person he's talking to and their own masturbation that's making them cum... he wouldn't be physically making the person cum himself.
Quite. See if he can still make you cum with your hands on your head as he tries
Oh lordy. That would be a challenge
Would need a nobbly cushion"
You used to be able to buy inflatable chairs with an attached dildo. Would that be cheating? |
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"Hello guys and girls, I hope you’re all well and horny today!!
Tonight, and for the next few nights, I’m setting myself a challenge, and I’m hoping that it’s one you’ll all love.
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you are or indeed, what you are, I’m gonna make you cum!
I personally love phone sex, and I’m in a very naughty mood today. I want to make as many of you cum and cum again on the phone! That’s right, this is the phone sex service all aimed at pleasing YOU!
If you’re interested and would like to be made cum, please just reply to this message to say “Me!” and message me with your numbers.
I’ll be posting how many I’ve made you cum each day, and maybe review this every few hours to give you guys an update on how things aren’t going. I’ll probablu be calling you all between 8pm and 12pm tonight, and for the rest of the week.
Let’s get wanking!! "
I've told you to stop posting this Dad, they'll take you away again...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Haha, thanks for all the funny posts guys and girls!
I’ve got 5 numbers so far that I’ll be calling!! In around 15 minutes I’ll start the first ones... message your numbers to be, top of my inbox might mean it’s one of the first I see and call!!  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Haha, thanks for all the funny posts guys and girls!
I’ve got 5 numbers so far that I’ll be calling!! In around 15 minutes I’ll start the first ones... message your numbers to be, top of my inbox might mean it’s one of the first I see and call!! "
If one of them's 01 811 8055 don't be fooled when the person answering asks what you want to swap!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Haha, thanks for all the funny posts guys and girls!
I’ve got 5 numbers so far that I’ll be calling!! In around 15 minutes I’ll start the first ones... message your numbers to be, top of my inbox might mean it’s one of the first I see and call!!
If one of them's 01 811 8055 don't be fooled when the person answering asks what you want to swap!! "
Showing your age there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha, thanks for all the funny posts guys and girls!
I’ve got 5 numbers so far that I’ll be calling!! In around 15 minutes I’ll start the first ones... message your numbers to be, top of my inbox might mean it’s one of the first I see and call!!
If one of them's 01 811 8055 don't be fooled when the person answering asks what you want to swap!!
Showing your age there "
Not really, phone sex is still a thriving industry |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wow!!! Just had my first call, and boy was it hot!! Loved hearing the moans and groans. He wanted to take it slow to edge, and he edged until he could take no more!!
Who wants to be next?!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anyone on here won the lottery "
Actually yes, currently in possession of a winning ticket.
Unfortunately I only won another ticket which will probably lose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd still have to wank myself though... So I'm doing half of the work...
I’d make the other half very enjoyable"
so you say. You don't know what flicks my switch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anyone on here won the lottery
Actually yes, currently in possession of a winning ticket.
Unfortunately I only won another ticket which will probably lose"
Prove it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anyone on here won the lottery
Actually yes, currently in possession of a winning ticket.
Unfortunately I only won another ticket which will probably lose
Prove it "
Ok, turn up here in that red outfit, and you can look at the ticket which is currently on the floor, though you have to keep your legs straight and can't touch the ticket |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd still have to wank myself though... So I'm doing half of the work...
I’d make the other half very enjoyable so you say. You don't know what flicks my switch"
I always like to have a chat about that first x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Has anyone on here won the lottery
Oh yes, just had my second!! Message me for more info xx
Have they left you a verification ?"
Good idea, hadn’t thought of that. I’ll message them and see xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anyone on here won the lottery
Actually yes, currently in possession of a winning ticket.
Unfortunately I only won another ticket which will probably lose
Prove it
Ok, turn up here in that red outfit, and you can look at the ticket which is currently on the floor, though you have to keep your legs straight and can't touch the ticket "
You want me to drive all the way to yours to see a poxy ticket. Pfffft  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anyone on here won the lottery
Actually yes, currently in possession of a winning ticket.
Unfortunately I only won another ticket which will probably lose
Prove it
Ok, turn up here in that red outfit, and you can look at the ticket which is currently on the floor, though you have to keep your legs straight and can't touch the ticket
You want me to drive all the way to yours to see a poxy ticket. Pfffft "
But it's a winning ticket... And if you are bending over in that outfit the way my imagination has it framed then I win twice...
Don't suppose a ham and cheese toastie would sweeten the deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd still have to wank myself though... So I'm doing half of the work...
I’d make the other half very enjoyable so you say. You don't know what flicks my switch
I always like to have a chat about that first x"
So you ring me. I tell you what gets me going, I wank me whilst you tell me what I told you? I'll cut out the middle man... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anyone on here won the lottery
Actually yes, currently in possession of a winning ticket.
Unfortunately I only won another ticket which will probably lose
Prove it
Ok, turn up here in that red outfit, and you can look at the ticket which is currently on the floor, though you have to keep your legs straight and can't touch the ticket
You want me to drive all the way to yours to see a poxy ticket. Pfffft
But it's a winning ticket... And if you are bending over in that outfit the way my imagination has it framed then I win twice...
Don't suppose a ham and cheese toastie would sweeten the deal"
160 miles for a quick shag and a toastie  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wow, well last night was fun!! Despite getting up so early for work today, I stayed up until 1:30am helping all you naughty buggers come! Not had any verifications though, which is a shame. Some of you have promised me these, so I’m sure they’re on their way. You’ll be rewarded of course
All those interested for tonight, post her or message me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow, well last night was fun!! Despite getting up so early for work today, I stayed up until 1:30am helping all you naughty buggers come! Not had any verifications though, which is a shame. Some of you have promised me these, so I’m sure they’re on their way. You’ll be rewarded of course
All those interested for tonight, post her or message me! "
How many were there? Shame there's no proof! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wow, well last night was fun!! Despite getting up so early for work today, I stayed up until 1:30am helping all you naughty buggers come! Not had any verifications though, which is a shame. Some of you have promised me these, so I’m sure they’re on their way. You’ll be rewarded of course
All those interested for tonight, post her or message me!
How many were there? Shame there's no proof! "
I know! Part of me doesn’t mind being used! There were seven, and a two of those twice! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wow, well last night was fun!! Despite getting up so early for work today, I stayed up until 1:30am helping all you naughty buggers come! Not had any verifications though, which is a shame. Some of you have promised me these, so I’m sure they’re on their way. You’ll be rewarded of course
All those interested for tonight, post her or message me!
How many were there? Shame there's no proof!
I know! Part of me doesn’t mind being used! There were seven, and a two of those twice! Xx"
I wonder if any of them will come on here and tell us....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow, well last night was fun!! Despite getting up so early for work today, I stayed up until 1:30am helping all you naughty buggers come! Not had any verifications though, which is a shame. Some of you have promised me these, so I’m sure they’re on their way. You’ll be rewarded of course
All those interested for tonight, post her or message me! "
Unless you're calling with facetime or WhatsApp or some other video chat, you can't be verified from this of course. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know! Part of me doesn’t mind being used! There were seven, and a two of those twice! Xx"
You should set yourself up as an advice service for the many single guys who post asking for phone calls, they never seem to get any takers
Not in the least bit interested in a phone call, especially from a man. But I know damned well you or anyone could not make me cum via phone call. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know! Part of me doesn’t mind being used! There were seven, and a two of those twice! Xx
You should set yourself up as an advice service for the many single guys who post asking for phone calls, they never seem to get any takers
Not in the least bit interested in a phone call, especially from a man. But I know damned well you or anyone could not make me cum via phone call. "
Probably because most guys are too full on too quickly! You need to build a reporte and just be genuine for people to trust in you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know! Part of me doesn’t mind being used! There were seven, and a two of those twice! Xx
You should set yourself up as an advice service for the many single guys who post asking for phone calls, they never seem to get any takers
Not in the least bit interested in a phone call, especially from a man. But I know damned well you or anyone could not make me cum via phone call.
Probably because most guys are too full on too quickly! You need to build a reporte and just be genuine for people to trust in you "
Makes no difference, there is nothing sexy about an electronic voice on a phone. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"God this is so boring. Half the problem is the guys that talk about it so much are normally absolutely crap. Ive heard it all beforeeeeeeee....."
Test me and then review me on here in front of everyone |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
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"God this is so boring. Half the problem is the guys that talk about it so much are normally absolutely crap. Ive heard it all beforeeeeeeee.....
Test me and then review me on here in front of everyone "
What are you wearing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well OP you need a theme tune so I suggest the following.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_sJmIQrH54
Then you can get us all ready to rumble!
and watch you wreck the mike! |
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Its a strange one for me, I've done the whole phone sex thing a couple times and I found it a little awkward and couldn't take it seriously. Messages on the other hand do turn me on a lot. Maybe it's the ADD |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to a couple of years back chat to a woman who loved this so I did partake but although I made out I was enjoying it and did enjoy listening to her moan she sent me vids to, I never actually wanked or cum as a result am I bad |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello you beautiful fabbers, it’s Friday and I want to help you start of the weekend with lots of lovely naughtiness!!!
I’ll be having a nice long night phoning all of you dirty sexy people, as I make you all cum! And, believe me doubters, I will!
Just drop me a message or post on here if you’d like to cum, cum, cum!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello you beautiful fabbers, it’s Friday and I want to help you start of the weekend with lots of lovely naughtiness!!!
I’ll be having a nice long night phoning all of you dirty sexy people, as I make you all cum! And, believe me doubters, I will!
Just drop me a message or post on here if you’d like to cum, cum, cum!
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Well OP you are optimistic. but can't be that good, as not one of the calls you claim to have succeeded on has posted back to the thread to verify your vocal prowess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Deffo need to get this guy on the phone more often. Amazing 2 hours on the phone and the conversation flowed. I played and he played. Never cum so much just by talking to someone on the phone and had him repeatedly coming. Deffo up for that again soon babe xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Deffo need to get this guy on the phone more often. Amazing 2 hours on the phone and the conversation flowed. I played and he played. Never cum so much just by talking to someone on the phone and had him repeatedly coming. Deffo up for that again soon babe xx
Hooray a review at last"
Yaaaaay! Now where's the other 6? |
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"Deffo need to get this guy on the phone more often. Amazing 2 hours on the phone and the conversation flowed. I played and he played. Never cum so much just by talking to someone on the phone and had him repeatedly coming. Deffo up for that again soon babe xx"
We he said he was going to 
Well done fella
I’ve done this with a few ladies before
I loved it specifically like an accent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey guys! I’m back, and naughtier than ever! For those that know me, get back in touch so I can make you cum! For those that don’t, this was my thread a while ago and I specialise in making you come through dirty talk!
PM me! "
Why did you leave? All those horny women, unable to cum....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey guys! I’m back, and naughtier than ever! For those that know me, get back in touch so I can make you cum! For those that don’t, this was my thread a while ago and I specialise in making you come through dirty talk!
PM me!
Why did you leave? All those horny women, unable to cum.... "
and men... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone need their balls draining? PM me x
How come your profile says straight?
Still not interested though.because I am straight maybe ha"
Of course you are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone need their balls draining? PM me x
How come your profile says straight?
Still not interested though.
because I am straight maybe ha"
Jusr curious as the straight guys I know don't have a hobby of draining balls, unless its their own. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did anyone actually achieve a little pleasure?
Or was it akin to wanking into an old sock after a skinful of beer, with relatives in the room next door putting you off ?  |
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Im free for phone sex all night, send your number and what your into, i like talking about ex gfs, kinky sluts and taboo.
Before i call, ill send message to confirm your still free for chat before i call |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants to call me ? "
The OP under his new name wants to call you, and gives a guarentee on success. That is if you feel chatting with another man may be sexy. |
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