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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Stuck on a boring ass training course all week. Someone tell me a joke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The guy that invented knock knock jokes deserves the no bell prize

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A guy walks into a pub with a giraffe, they go pint for pint all night then at closing time the giraffe collapses, the barman says you can't leave that lying there mate !! The man replies in his Scottish accent, it's no a lion it's a giraffe

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By *rozacMan over a year ago

london

Why is brown sugar more expensive than white?

Because demerara

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why is brown sugar more expensive than white?

Because demerara"

Took a while for me to get that one

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By *rozacMan over a year ago

london

"Why is brown sugar more expensive than white?

Because demerara

Took a while for me to get that one

Yeah, but once you do, the punchline is pretty sweet

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By *rozacMan over a year ago

london

Or i have a bunch of chimney jokes i could tell you. The first one is on the house

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By *ettingboyMan over a year ago

Dagenhamish

So I went to an Eskimo restaurant the other day and the waiter said we've got whale meat, whale meat, whale meat or the Vera Lynn. I said to him what's the vera lynn? he said whale meat again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Don’t give up the day job

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By *rozacMan over a year ago

london

How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?

Steven

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By *heik yourwillyMan over a year ago

shire

"Stuck on a boring ass training course all week. Someone tell me a joke

"
what are you training your ass to do

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By *rozacMan over a year ago

london

"Stuck on a boring ass training course all week. Someone tell me a joke

what are you training your ass to do

Hopefully be more entertaining.

Speaking of, i went to a blacksmith's for a job. He said 'have you ever shoe'd a horse?'

I said 'no, but i once told a donkey to fuck off'

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By *DKinkyJenTV/TS over a year ago

Maidstone

One for all the science geeks out there

Did you hear about the man who froze to absolute zero? He’s 0K now

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Don't watch 3D porn , I copped for a knob in the eye

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By *ingdiscreetMan over a year ago

Bournemouth

I remember my dad's last words like it was yesterday.

"Hold the ladder still and stop fucking about"

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By *dontknowMan over a year ago

North Devon

A skeleton walks into a bar, he says ‘can’t I have a pint and a mop’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two dyslexics on an oil rig.

"Can you smell gas?"

"Mate, I can't even smell my own name."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"what are you training your ass to do

Hold a job down

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I went to the annual dyslexic dance ....YMCA was a hoot

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By *ingdiscreetMan over a year ago

Bournemouth

My Thai girlfriend said I shouldn't worry about having a small dick

I don't

But really wish she didn't have one at all

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

"So I went to an Eskimo restaurant the other day and the waiter said we've got whale meat, whale meat, whale meat or the Vera Lynn. I said to him what's the vera lynn? he said whale meat again"

That is one of the best I've read for a while..

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