Shall I compare thee to a summer's cock?
Thou art more horny and more rampant.
Rough hands do shake the darling shafts of May,
And cummer's release hath all too short a date.
Sometime it hits the eye above and stings,
And often is his pallid complexion drained;
And every hard-on sometime declines,
By chance, or into nature's bush, untrimmed;
But thy eternal hard-on shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that glistening helmet,
Nor ejaculations leave thou wand'resting in shade,
When eternal thoughts of cock shall grow'st.
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
Their errant cock gives life to thee
Clare Shakespeare 2018 xx |
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"Ladies
We made suggestions! 
A live fish how about a Lobster?
Yes folks, I have a photo where I compare my cock (aka missile thrust) to a lobster. "
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A CD player
A church organ
A hymn book
Eye lash curlers
Morrison’s own ring doughnuts
Tadpoles
A tooth
Your own pinky toe
An axe
The sleeve of a shirt (but not your own shirt)
Your tongue
Grass
A cobweb |
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"A CD player
A church organ
A hymn book
Eye lash curlers
Morrison’s own ring doughnuts
Tadpoles
A tooth
Your own pinky toe
An axe
The sleeve of a shirt (but not your own shirt)
Your tongue
Grass
A cobweb "
A pair of shoes. But not trainers |
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