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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Fuck me that guy makes my sphincter quiver

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cringe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm joking.

Thanks dude. I guess this one can be filed away with all the others.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck me that guy makes my sphincter quiver

He's fucking hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He makes me want to be a better man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck me that guy makes my sphincter quiver

Mine too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck me that guy makes my sphincter quiver

Mine too"

Which sphincter? You do know we have lots of sphincters in our body,not including blood carpustles

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He makes me want to be a better man"

He makes me want to be a worse man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He’s just swoony material

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

He's a God!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck me that guy makes my sphincter quiver

obviously a fan as i think you pretty much copied his old avatar

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

He has come to bed eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck me that guy makes my sphincter quiver

Mine too

Which sphincter? You do know we have lots of sphincters in our body,not including blood carpustles"

My iris sphincter, clearly....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He makes me want to be a better man

He makes me want to be a worse man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's lush

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Bit of a twat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bit of a twat."

Actually

Now you come to mention it. He's a fucking cunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bit of a twat.

Actually

Now you come to mention it. He's a fucking cunt

Can't disagree with that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bit of a twat.

Actually

Now you come to mention it. He's a fucking cunt

Can't disagree with that."

Tame is that you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Same here !

He is so hot with his haircut and his hazel/nutella eyes !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He’s no hero of mine.

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

If his legs were slightly shorter he’d make a good tripod!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If his legs were slightly shorter he’d make a good tripod! "

Haha

That can easily become a classic pick up line !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

His cock is amazing, not sure about his face.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

He does have superbly luscious hair, where’s a wind machine when you need it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meh"

I think you’re in Lib.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He’s quite lazy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s no hero of mine."

Are you sure?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Bit of a twat.

Actually

Now you come to mention it. He's a fucking cunt

A cunt is a beautiful thing. One that fucks is a really beautiful thing.

Lib has many admirers. I'm too old to be one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bit of a twat.

Actually

Now you come to mention it. He's a fucking cunt

A cunt is a beautiful thing. One that fucks is a really beautiful thing.

Lib has many admirers. I'm too old to be one.

I'm too stubborn to be one

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Bit of a twat.

Actually

Now you come to mention it. He's a fucking cunt

A cunt is a beautiful thing. One that fucks is a really beautiful thing.

Lib has many admirers. I'm too old to be one.

I'm too stubborn to be one"

I imagine the three of you passing each other, swapping knowing looks and ignoring each other (well, not you and Clem).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bit of a twat.

Actually

Now you come to mention it. He's a fucking cunt

A cunt is a beautiful thing. One that fucks is a really beautiful thing.

Lib has many admirers. I'm too old to be one.

I'm too stubborn to be one

I imagine the three of you passing each other, swapping knowing looks and ignoring each other (well, not you and Clem).

It's highly possible... even for clem and I on a bad day!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s no hero of mine."

My heroes don’t appear on no stamps.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Meh

I think you’re in Lib.

I'm pondering whether that needed an apostrophe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He’s got a nice cock, and he’s easy on the eye yeah he’s hot I guess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would."

Thought you had.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would. "

Thought you had.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He’s got a nice cock, and he’s easy on the eye yeah he’s hot I guess

I'm regretting starting this thread now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would.

Thought you had.

Moi?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would.

Thought you had.

Moi?

And Jim.

So have ya?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would.

Thought you had.

Moi?

And Jim.

So have ya?"

I couldn't possibly say. Mostly because I fear for my life. Jealousy makes people crazy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would.

Thought you had.

Moi?

And Jim.

So have ya?

I couldn't possibly say. Mostly because I fear for my life. Jealousy makes people crazy!

That’s so true!

Lib, you stood her up didn’t you?

(I’m only joking Dotty x)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would.

Thought you had.

Moi?

And Jim.

So have ya?

I couldn't possibly say. Mostly because I fear for my life. Jealousy makes people crazy!

That’s so true!

Lib, you stood her up didn’t you?

(I’m only joking Dotty x)"

I couldn't live up to his wonder. His sexual prowess was overwhelming

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

I like learning about Lib, please continue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would.

Thought you had.

Moi?

And Jim.

So have ya?

I couldn't possibly say. Mostly because I fear for my life. Jealousy makes people crazy!

That’s so true!

Lib, you stood her up didn’t you?

(I’m only joking Dotty x)

I couldn't live up to his wonder. His sexual prowess was overwhelming

I still think you’re wonderful x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would.

Thought you had.

Moi?

And Jim.

So have ya?

I couldn't possibly say. Mostly because I fear for my life. Jealousy makes people crazy!

That’s so true!

Lib, you stood her up didn’t you?

(I’m only joking Dotty x)

I couldn't live up to his wonder. His sexual prowess was overwhelming

I still think you’re wonderful x"

Thank you x

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I would.

Thought you had.

Moi?

And Jim.

So have ya?

I couldn't possibly say. Mostly because I fear for my life. Jealousy makes people crazy!

This is true. You should see the abusive PMs some people send when someone's met "their" man.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would.

Thought you had.

Moi?

And Jim.

So have ya?

I couldn't possibly say. Mostly because I fear for my life. Jealousy makes people crazy!

This is true. You should see the abusive PMs some people send when someone's met "their" man. "

Whose man have you met?

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

"I would.

Thought you had.

Moi?

And Jim.

So have ya?

I couldn't possibly say. Mostly because I fear for my life. Jealousy makes people crazy!

This is true. You should see the abusive PMs some people send when someone's met "their" man. "

Bitches be loco

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would.

Thought you had.

Moi?

And Jim.

So have ya?

I couldn't possibly say. Mostly because I fear for my life. Jealousy makes people crazy!

This is true. You should see the abusive PMs some people send when someone's met "their" man. "

Aww its lovely that your privy to this.... another reason why never to meet forum folk!

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

"I would.

Thought you had.

Moi?

And Jim.

So have ya?

I couldn't possibly say. Mostly because I fear for my life. Jealousy makes people crazy!

This is true. You should see the abusive PMs some people send when someone's met "their" man.

Aww its lovely that your privy to this.... another reason why never to meet forum folk!"

Now I'm heart broken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would.

Thought you had.

Moi?

And Jim.

So have ya?

I couldn't possibly say. Mostly because I fear for my life. Jealousy makes people crazy!

This is true. You should see the abusive PMs some people send when someone's met "their" man.

Aww its lovely that your privy to this.... another reason why never to meet forum folk!"

Right there with you Scarlet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would.

Thought you had.

Moi?

And Jim.

So have ya?

I couldn't possibly say. Mostly because I fear for my life. Jealousy makes people crazy!

This is true. You should see the abusive PMs some people send when someone's met "their" man.

Aww its lovely that your privy to this.... another reason why never to meet forum folk!

Right there with you Scarlet! "

Oh, so my hug at the STP meant nothing to you then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And, Lib smells of Sybarite piss, in case anyone wondered what the smell was

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would.

Thought you had.

Moi?

And Jim.

So have ya?

I couldn't possibly say. Mostly because I fear for my life. Jealousy makes people crazy!

This is true. You should see the abusive PMs some people send when someone's met "their" man.

Aww its lovely that your privy to this.... another reason why never to meet forum folk!

Right there with you Scarlet!

Oh, so my hug at the STP meant nothing to you then?

Rumbled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would.

Thought you had.

Moi?

And Jim.

So have ya?

I couldn't possibly say. Mostly because I fear for my life. Jealousy makes people crazy!

This is true. You should see the abusive PMs some people send when someone's met "their" man.

Aww its lovely that your privy to this.... another reason why never to meet forum folk!

Right there with you Scarlet!

Oh, so my hug at the STP meant nothing to you then?

Just saw this!!!

It meant the world to me. You’ve ruined me for anyone else

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He had a nice jacket once.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He had a nice jacket once. "

Not the leather one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He had a nice jacket once. "

Courtney didn’t rate the jacket!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He had a nice jacket once.

Not the leather one?"

I have 3. Love a leather jacket.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would.

Thought you had.

Moi?

And Jim.

So have ya?

I couldn't possibly say. Mostly because I fear for my life. Jealousy makes people crazy!

This is true. You should see the abusive PMs some people send when someone's met "their" man.

Aww its lovely that your privy to this.... another reason why never to meet forum folk!

Right there with you Scarlet!

Oh, so my hug at the STP meant nothing to you then?

Rumbled

I could see the lust in her eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He had a nice jacket once.

Courtney didn’t rate the jacket!

Fucking vegetarians.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He had a nice jacket once.

Not the leather one?

I have 3. Love a leather jacket."

Do they smell of leather still?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He had a nice jacket once.

Courtney didn’t rate the jacket!

Fucking vegetarians.

Pleather doesn't count.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He had a nice jacket once.

Not the leather one?

I have 3. Love a leather jacket.

Do they smell of leather still?"

Nah. Stale booze and cheap aftershave.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would.

Thought you had.

Moi?

And Jim.

So have ya?

I couldn't possibly say. Mostly because I fear for my life. Jealousy makes people crazy!

This is true. You should see the abusive PMs some people send when someone's met "their" man.

Aww its lovely that your privy to this.... another reason why never to meet forum folk!

Right there with you Scarlet!

Oh, so my hug at the STP meant nothing to you then?

Just saw this!!!

It meant the world to me. You’ve ruined me for anyone else

You know I'm a sharer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He had a nice jacket once.

Not the leather one?

I have 3. Love a leather jacket.

Do they smell of leather still?

Nah. Stale booze and cheap aftershave."

I was going to say...or Old Spice, but I didn't want my illusion shattered

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd kiss him where he pisses from.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would.

Thought you had.

Moi?

And Jim.

So have ya?

I couldn't possibly say. Mostly because I fear for my life. Jealousy makes people crazy!

This is true. You should see the abusive PMs some people send when someone's met "their" man.

Aww its lovely that your privy to this.... another reason why never to meet forum folk!

Right there with you Scarlet!

Oh, so my hug at the STP meant nothing to you then?

Rumbled

I could see the lust in her eyes

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Fuck me that guy makes my sphincter quiver

Who?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd kiss him where he pisses from. "

I’d poke my tongue down there

anyone into sounding ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would.

Thought you had.

Moi?

And Jim.

So have ya?

I couldn't possibly say. Mostly because I fear for my life. Jealousy makes people crazy!

This is true. You should see the abusive PMs some people send when someone's met "their" man.

Aww its lovely that your privy to this.... another reason why never to meet forum folk!

Right there with you Scarlet!

Oh, so my hug at the STP meant nothing to you then?

Just saw this!!!

It meant the world to me. You’ve ruined me for anyone else

You know I'm a sharer."

We are on a Lib thread, you and me! The gang’s all back - Lib, Bad Nanna and I are still going to spitroast ya!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He had a nice jacket once.

Courtney didn’t rate the jacket!

Fucking vegetarians.

You know more about it than I!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd kiss him where he pisses from. "

With tongues?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd kiss him where he pisses from. "

Haha quality

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He had a nice jacket once.

Courtney didn’t rate the jacket!

Fucking vegetarians.

You know more about it than I!"

Ahhh he had a thing for Courtney, can’t remember her husbands name but they were hot. Wasn’t she from the USA?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He had a nice jacket once.

Courtney didn’t rate the jacket!

Fucking vegetarians.

You know more about it than I!

Ahhh he had a thing for Courtney, can’t remember her husbands name but they were hot. Wasn’t she from the USA?"

She was an American girl, raised on promises.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

"He had a nice jacket once.

Courtney didn’t rate the jacket!

Fucking vegetarians.

You know more about it than I!

Ahhh he had a thing for Courtney, can’t remember her husbands name but they were hot. Wasn’t she from the USA?"

Mark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He had a nice jacket once.

Courtney didn’t rate the jacket!

Fucking vegetarians.

You know more about it than I!

Ahhh he had a thing for Courtney, can’t remember her husbands name but they were hot. Wasn’t she from the USA?

Mark "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He had a nice jacket once.

Courtney didn’t rate the jacket!

Fucking vegetarians.

You know more about it than I!

Ahhh he had a thing for Courtney, can’t remember her husbands name but they were hot. Wasn’t she from the USA?

Mark "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He had a nice jacket once.

Courtney didn’t rate the jacket!

Fucking vegetarians.

You know more about it than I!

Ahhh he had a thing for Courtney, can’t remember her husbands name but they were hot. Wasn’t she from the USA?

She was an American girl, raised on promises. "

Top song

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Lib for King!!!!

Long live King Lib.

*throws streamers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lib for King!!!!

Long live King Lib.

*throws streamers"

*waves flags*

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Lib for King!!!!

Long live King Lib.

*throws streamers

*waves flags*"

Leader. Leader. Leader. Leader.

Hail the new King.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

He’s a drink on a stick that man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would suck him off and I'm straight!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would suck him off and I'm straight!"

And I would watch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s a drink on a stick that man

A long cool drink.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"He’s a drink on a stick that man

A long cool drink."

Oh yes!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

The man won't be able to get out of his house today with his swollen head...

Be interesting to see how he is in the bedroom,he sounds a lazy bugger on here.

Love you...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who?

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

He should be knighted for his services to the Scotch egg industry......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

John Logie Television invented the beard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The man won't be able to get out of his house today with his swollen head...

Be interesting to see how he is in the bedroom,he sounds a lazy bugger on here.

Love you..."

He should win an award for the amount of time he sleeps.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sleeping is important. And the best.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sleeping is important. And the best."

I prefer sex.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sleeping is important. And the best.

I prefer sex. "

I prefer sleep,sex then more sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sleeping is important. And the best.

I prefer sex.

I prefer sleep,sex then more sleep."

As long as the sex is enough to tire you out again!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sleeping is important. And the best.

I prefer sex.

I prefer sleep,sex then more sleep.

As long as the sex is enough to tire you out again! "

Oh God yes,otherwise I'm up and ready to do something else.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sleeping is important. And the best.

I prefer sex.

I prefer sleep,sex then more sleep.

As long as the sex is enough to tire you out again!

Oh God yes,otherwise I'm up and ready to do something else. "

Like clean the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sleeping is important. And the best.

I prefer sex.

I prefer sleep,sex then more sleep.

As long as the sex is enough to tire you out again!

Oh God yes,otherwise I'm up and ready to do something else.

Like clean the kitchen

Or make me a sandwich.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"He should be knighted for his services to the Scotch egg industry......"

And Silent night mattresses.....

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Sleeping is important. And the best.

I prefer sex.

I prefer sleep,sex then more sleep.

As long as the sex is enough to tire you out again!

Oh God yes,otherwise I'm up and ready to do something else.

Like clean the kitchen

Or make me a sandwich."

*brave.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sleeping is important. And the best.

I prefer sex.

I prefer sleep,sex then more sleep.

As long as the sex is enough to tire you out again!

Oh God yes,otherwise I'm up and ready to do something else.

Like clean the kitchen

Or make me a sandwich."

And a cuppa?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sleeping is important. And the best.

I prefer sex.

I prefer sleep,sex then more sleep.

As long as the sex is enough to tire you out again!

Oh God yes,otherwise I'm up and ready to do something else.

Like clean the kitchen

Or make me a sandwich.

*brave......."

See! He's so amazing I didn't even question it! Just toddled off to feed him.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sleeping is important. And the best.

I prefer sex.

I prefer sleep,sex then more sleep.

As long as the sex is enough to tire you out again!

Oh God yes,otherwise I'm up and ready to do something else.

Like clean the kitchen

Nooo I'd get him to do that for not tiring me out.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Sleeping is important. And the best.

I prefer sex.

I prefer sleep,sex then more sleep.

As long as the sex is enough to tire you out again!

Oh God yes,otherwise I'm up and ready to do something else.

Like clean the kitchen

Or make me a sandwich.

*brave.......

See! He's so amazing I didn't even question it! Just toddled off to feed him. "

I don't know how he does it.

*skills level one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sleeping is important. And the best.

I prefer sex.

I prefer sleep,sex then more sleep.

As long as the sex is enough to tire you out again!

Oh God yes,otherwise I'm up and ready to do something else.

Like clean the kitchen

Nooo I'd get him to do that for not tiring me out."

I need to take a leaf from your book!

Although I'm quite pedantic, they probably wouldn't clean to my standard.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sleeping is important. And the best.

I prefer sex.

I prefer sleep,sex then more sleep.

As long as the sex is enough to tire you out again!

Oh God yes,otherwise I'm up and ready to do something else.

Like clean the kitchen

Or make me a sandwich."

You need to make Dotty a sandwich and a cuppa and wear her out! You make an attractive couple.

If you haven't already that is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sleeping is important. And the best.

I prefer sex.

I prefer sleep,sex then more sleep.

As long as the sex is enough to tire you out again!

Oh God yes,otherwise I'm up and ready to do something else.

Like clean the kitchen

Or make me a sandwich.

*brave.......

See! He's so amazing I didn't even question it! Just toddled off to feed him.

I don't know how he does it.

*skills level one"

We will never know.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sleeping is important. And the best.

I prefer sex.

I prefer sleep,sex then more sleep.

As long as the sex is enough to tire you out again!

Oh God yes,otherwise I'm up and ready to do something else.

Like clean the kitchen

Nooo I'd get him to do that for not tiring me out.

I need to take a leaf from your book!

Although I'm quite pedantic, they probably wouldn't clean to my standard. "

Nor mine,but we need to encourage them don't we.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sleeping is important. And the best.

I prefer sex.

I prefer sleep,sex then more sleep.

As long as the sex is enough to tire you out again!

Oh God yes,otherwise I'm up and ready to do something else.

Like clean the kitchen

Nooo I'd get him to do that for not tiring me out.

I need to take a leaf from your book!

Although I'm quite pedantic, they probably wouldn't clean to my standard.

Nor mine,but we need to encourage them don't we. "

House train them!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

Tasty ...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sleeping is important. And the best.

I prefer sex.

I prefer sleep,sex then more sleep.

As long as the sex is enough to tire you out again!

Oh God yes,otherwise I'm up and ready to do something else.

Like clean the kitchen

Nooo I'd get him to do that for not tiring me out.

I need to take a leaf from your book!

Although I'm quite pedantic, they probably wouldn't clean to my standard.

Nor mine,but we need to encourage them don't we.

House train them! "

With a very sharp stiletto heel over them...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sleeping is important. And the best.

I prefer sex.

I prefer sleep,sex then more sleep.

As long as the sex is enough to tire you out again!

Oh God yes,otherwise I'm up and ready to do something else.

Like clean the kitchen

Nooo I'd get him to do that for not tiring me out.

I need to take a leaf from your book!

Although I'm quite pedantic, they probably wouldn't clean to my standard.

Nor mine,but we need to encourage them don't we.

House train them!

With a very sharp stiletto heel over them..."

And rubbing their nose in it when they make a mess

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sleeping is important. And the best.

I prefer sex.

I prefer sleep,sex then more sleep.

As long as the sex is enough to tire you out again!

Oh God yes,otherwise I'm up and ready to do something else.

Like clean the kitchen

Nooo I'd get him to do that for not tiring me out.

I need to take a leaf from your book!

Although I'm quite pedantic, they probably wouldn't clean to my standard.

Nor mine,but we need to encourage them don't we.

House train them!

With a very sharp stiletto heel over them...

And rubbing their nose in it when they make a mess

Libbb I hope you're not a messy little pup!

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Sleeping is important. And the best.

I prefer sex.

I prefer sleep,sex then more sleep.

As long as the sex is enough to tire you out again!

Oh God yes,otherwise I'm up and ready to do something else.

Like clean the kitchen

Nooo I'd get him to do that for not tiring me out.

I need to take a leaf from your book!

Although I'm quite pedantic, they probably wouldn't clean to my standard.

Nor mine,but we need to encourage them don't we.

House train them!

With a very sharp stiletto heel over them..."

I'm slightly aroused now.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Sleeping is important. And the best.

I prefer sex.

I prefer sleep,sex then more sleep.

As long as the sex is enough to tire you out again!

Oh God yes,otherwise I'm up and ready to do something else.

Like clean the kitchen

Nooo I'd get him to do that for not tiring me out.

I need to take a leaf from your book!

Although I'm quite pedantic, they probably wouldn't clean to my standard.

Nor mine,but we need to encourage them don't we.

House train them!

With a very sharp stiletto heel over them...

And rubbing their nose in it when they make a mess

Less so now......

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Meh - the hair's quite good I guess....

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sleeping is important. And the best.

I prefer sex.

I prefer sleep,sex then more sleep.

As long as the sex is enough to tire you out again!

Oh God yes,otherwise I'm up and ready to do something else.

Like clean the kitchen

Nooo I'd get him to do that for not tiring me out.

I need to take a leaf from your book!

Although I'm quite pedantic, they probably wouldn't clean to my standard.

Nor mine,but we need to encourage them don't we.

House train them!

With a very sharp stiletto heel over them...

And rubbing their nose in it when they make a mess

Less so now......

That brought you back down to earth didn't it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Single guys should take a close look at Lib's profile write up and catchy header. This is what a guy's profile looks like to get forum threads devoted to him and honeys chasing him from all over the country. So pull yer fingers out guys. Put some extra thought and effort into your profile text and think up an equally eye catching header.

Remember. You only get out what you put in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm just saying pay close attention to all that advice on profiles because, as Lib's profile shows, it really works

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Single guys should take a close look at Lib's profile write up and catchy header. This is what a guy's profile looks like to get forum threads devoted to him and honeys chasing him from all over the country. So pull yer fingers out guys. Put some extra thought and effort into your profile text and think up an equally eye catching header.

Remember. You only get out what you put in

Exxxxxactly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who??

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm just saying pay close attention to all that advice on profiles because, as Lib's profile shows, it really works

Suppose it just goes to prove it's the pretty pic's that matter not what's written.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Remember. You only get out what you put in

I can't write that well though

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Remember. You only get out what you put in

I can't write that well though

You take a pretty picture (sometimes) so don't worry about it chick.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"I would.

Thought you had.

Moi?

And Jim.

So have ya?

I couldn't possibly say. Mostly because I fear for my life. Jealousy makes people crazy!

This is true. You should see the abusive PMs some people send when someone's met "their" man.

Aww its lovely that your privy to this.... another reason why never to meet forum folk!"

Haha true.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"I'm just saying pay close attention to all that advice on profiles because, as Lib's profile shows, it really works

Suppose it just goes to prove it's the pretty pic's that matter not what's written."

Ain't that the truth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Remember. You only get out what you put in

I can't write that well though

Hey dude. Don't worry. We've all got different talents. Some of us can write. Some of us can swish our hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Remember. You only get out what you put in

I can't write that well though

You take a pretty picture (sometimes) so don't worry about it chick."

Are you referring to the picture where I was you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Remember. You only get out what you put in

I can't write that well though

Hey dude. Don't worry. We've all got different talents. Some of us can write. Some of us can swish our hair

I'll always have that I guess. Although his hair looks pretty swishy.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Remember. You only get out what you put in

I can't write that well though

You take a pretty picture (sometimes) so don't worry about it chick.

Are you referring to the picture where I was you?

Do not mention 'that' photo ever again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Remember. You only get out what you put in

I can't write that well though

Hey dude. Don't worry. We've all got different talents. Some of us can write. Some of us can swish our hair

I'll always have that I guess. Although his hair looks pretty swishy."

You didn’t hear it from me...

(it's a wig)

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Sleeping is important. And the best.

I prefer sex.

I prefer sleep,sex then more sleep.

As long as the sex is enough to tire you out again!

Oh God yes,otherwise I'm up and ready to do something else.

Like clean the kitchen

Nooo I'd get him to do that for not tiring me out.

I need to take a leaf from your book!

Although I'm quite pedantic, they probably wouldn't clean to my standard.

Nor mine,but we need to encourage them don't we.

House train them!

With a very sharp stiletto heel over them...

And rubbing their nose in it when they make a mess

Less so now......

That brought you back down to earth didn't it."

Uh huh.

Yours was the better mental image.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Remember. You only get out what you put in

I can't write that well though

You take a pretty picture (sometimes) so don't worry about it chick.

Are you referring to the picture where I was you?

The last thing she wants is someone to give her a permanent reminder of that photo.

Oh, hold on......

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Remember. You only get out what you put in

I can't write that well though

You take a pretty picture (sometimes) so don't worry about it chick.

Are you referring to the picture where I was you?

The last thing she wants is someone to give her a permanent reminder of that photo.

Oh, hold on......

Right I'm going to embrace it and use the damn thing,perhaps then my fear will disappear.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Remember. You only get out what you put in

Bollocks - is that where we’re all going wrong?

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Remember. You only get out what you put in

I can't write that well though

You take a pretty picture (sometimes) so don't worry about it chick.

Are you referring to the picture where I was you?

The last thing she wants is someone to give her a permanent reminder of that photo.

Oh, hold on......

Right I'm going to embrace it and use the damn thing,perhaps then my fear will disappear."

If you put it in the dishwasher often enough the picture will dissappear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Seriously though... 140 + posts on a thread throwing adulations at a single guy. My hat off to you dude. Legend

I don't think Queen's creeper thread even made it that far. You must be doing something right

....or just shagging around alot alot

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Remember. You only get out what you put in

I can't write that well though

You take a pretty picture (sometimes) so don't worry about it chick.

Are you referring to the picture where I was you?

The last thing she wants is someone to give her a permanent reminder of that photo.

Oh, hold on......

Right I'm going to embrace it and use the damn thing,perhaps then my fear will disappear.

If you put it in the dishwasher often enough the picture will dissappear.

Dishwasher?! I'm the flipping dishwasher.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Remember. You only get out what you put in

I can't write that well though

You take a pretty picture (sometimes) so don't worry about it chick.

Are you referring to the picture where I was you?

The last thing she wants is someone to give her a permanent reminder of that photo.

Oh, hold on......

Right I'm going to embrace it and use the damn thing,perhaps then my fear will disappear.

If you put it in the dishwasher often enough the picture will dissappear.

Dishwasher?! I'm the flipping dishwasher. "

You'll just have to rub it harder and faster then.

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