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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pet shop is selling 3 parrots. One for £170, one for £150 and one for £10. Woman comes in and asks why the 3rd parrot is so cheap
"Because it used to live in a brothel"
The woman found this funny and decided to buy it and took it home.
When they got home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me, a new brothel!" and the woman laughed.
When the woman's 2 daughter's came home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me, new girls!" and they all laughed
When the woman's husband came home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me,it's Keith!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pet shop is selling 3 parrots. One for £170, one for £150 and one for £10. Woman comes in and asks why the 3rd parrot is so cheap
"Because it used to live in a brothel"
The woman found this funny and decided to buy it and took it home.
When they got home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me, a new brothel!" and the woman laughed.
When the woman's 2 daughter's came home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me, new girls!" and they all laughed
When the woman's husband came home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me,it's Keith!""
Hahaha   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"two cats are having a swimming race.one is called "one two three",the other "un deux trois". which cat one?
"one two three" because "un deux trois cat sank". "
When will the humour start?  |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Pet shop is selling 3 parrots. One for £170, one for £150 and one for £10. Woman comes in and asks why the 3rd parrot is so cheap
"Because it used to live in a brothel"
The woman found this funny and decided to buy it and took it home.
When they got home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me, a new brothel!" and the woman laughed.
When the woman's 2 daughter's came home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me, new girls!" and they all laughed
When the woman's husband came home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me,it's Keith!""
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By (user no longer on site)
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"two cats are having a swimming race.one is called "one two three",the other "un deux trois". which cat one?
"one two three" because "un deux trois cat sank".
When will the humour start? "
I'm waiting too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pet shop is selling 3 parrots. One for £170, one for £150 and one for £10. Woman comes in and asks why the 3rd parrot is so cheap
"Because it used to live in a brothel"
The woman found this funny and decided to buy it and took it home.
When they got home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me, a new brothel!" and the woman laughed.
When the woman's 2 daughter's came home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me, new girls!" and they all laughed
When the woman's husband came home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me,it's Keith!""
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pet shop is selling 3 parrots. One for £170, one for £150 and one for £10. Woman comes in and asks why the 3rd parrot is so cheap
"Because it used to live in a brothel"
The woman found this funny and decided to buy it and took it home.
When they got home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me, a new brothel!" and the woman laughed.
When the woman's 2 daughter's came home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me, new girls!" and they all laughed
When the woman's husband came home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me,it's Keith!""
Haha predictable but it tickled me |
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