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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shit
Wipe bum
Wash hands
Brush teeth
Get dressed
Make a brew
Go to work.
On Sundays and some Saturdays I swap the last part for...
Get back in bed for a cuddle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve got a routine for everything. Now, I don’t know if that makes me strange or not. But, I need to do everything in order or I feel a bit out of place.
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Shit
Wipe bum
Wash hands
Brush teeth
Get dressed
Make a brew
Go to work.
On Sundays and some Saturdays I swap the last part for...
Get back in bed for a cuddle "
As above but add in de-fluffing my belly button after brushing teeth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m wondering now, whether a shit is part of most peoples morning routine?
I usually just have a wee first thing and a shit after my first cup of coffee. "
You’ve never been more attractive  |
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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago
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"I’m wondering now, whether a shit is part of most peoples morning routine?
I usually just have a wee first thing and a shit after my first cup of coffee.
You’ve never been more attractive "
I know! It’s a bit highbrow for the forums |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
Sunderland |
I take my temperature (it’s weird I know)
Text Dan to make me coffee (he’s always downstairs early)
Get up open blinds and windows - I like it bright and airy
I never shit!! You blokes are just shitting machines, you’re like horses |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m wondering now, whether a shit is part of most peoples morning routine?
I usually just have a wee first thing and a shit after my first cup of coffee.
You’ve never been more attractive
I know! It’s a bit highbrow for the forums "
Haha the intelligent ones know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m wondering now, whether a shit is part of most peoples morning routine?
I usually just have a wee first thing and a shit after my first cup of coffee. "
Usually after lunch I tend to find - I must be the odd one out! |
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