I'm a bloke - therefore it is almost always funny. Maybe only a smile sometimes but always amusing. The more inappropriate the situaton the funnier it is. Theffect of a rancid fart in the middle of sexy time, I will admit, is a bit off putting but thinking about it still makes me laugh. Oh, how shallow!  |
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over a year ago
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"Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.
Needsorting has nothing to do with farting 
I think he meant you."
I have no idea what link i have to a fart at all |
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"If I farted with a new guy I’d be mortified, same with a fanny fart! id have just done a cockfart to even it up  "
I can see the veri now.
Nice bloke but his cock kept making noises!!
Treat him with respect ladies! Not many can a play a tune with their cocks!
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"If I farted with a new guy I’d be mortified, same with a fanny fart! id have just done a cockfart to even it up
I can see the veri now.
Nice bloke but his cock kept making noises!!
Treat him with respect ladies! Not many can a play a tune with their cocks!
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"If I farted with a new guy I’d be mortified, same with a fanny fart! "
Omg yes!.... if it happened on a first time!!.... just horrifying!... but foof fluffs are impossible to contain!... just no control!! |
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"Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.
Needsorting has nothing to do with farting
I think he meant you.
I have no idea what link i have to a fart at all"
You've obviously never played or seen the game |
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Usually always funny.
I still laugh thinking about our first outing to the pub after having the kids. I was necking the vino like there was no tomorrow and must have forgot where I was, mistaking the swanky wine bar for our living room on a Saturday night. Mid-rant about Scottish Independence, I lifted an arse cheek and let rip the noisiest fart I have ever done in my life, put the arse cheek back down and continued ranting. Mr literally hit the ground laughing. I only realised what I had done when I clocked the horrified look on the face if the woman sat behind him. |
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"Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.
Needsorting has nothing to do with farting
I think he meant you.
I have no idea what link i have to a fart at all
You've obviously never played or seen the game "
am i missing out? |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.
Needsorting has nothing to do with farting
I think he meant you.
I have no idea what link i have to a fart at all
You've obviously never played or seen the game am i missing out?"
Didn't your dad ever do the 'pull my finger' game with you?
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"Usually always funny.
I still laugh thinking about our first outing to the pub after having the kids. I was necking the vino like there was no tomorrow and must have forgot where I was, mistaking the swanky wine bar for our living room on a Saturday night. Mid-rant about Scottish Independence, I lifted an arse cheek and let rip the noisiest fart I have ever done in my life, put the arse cheek back down and continued ranting. Mr literally hit the ground laughing. I only realised what I had done when I clocked the horrified look on the face if the woman sat behind him. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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my best fart moment...on the ward and a male staffnurse was coming round the corner..I was on my checks and I'd seen him approach...I came out from the wall suddenly...with the surprised fear he let out a wee fart... |
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"Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.
Needsorting has nothing to do with farting
I think he meant you.
I have no idea what link i have to a fart at all
You've obviously never played or seen the game am i missing out?
Didn't your dad ever do the 'pull my finger' game with you?
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nope just cup a fart |
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"Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.
Needsorting has nothing to do with farting
I think he meant you.
I have no idea what link i have to a fart at all
You've obviously never played or seen the game am i missing out?
Didn't your dad ever do the 'pull my finger' game with you?
nope just cup a fart"
Cup a poop |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.
Needsorting has nothing to do with farting
I think he meant you.
I have no idea what link i have to a fart at all
You've obviously never played or seen the game am i missing out?
Didn't your dad ever do the 'pull my finger' game with you?
nope just cup a fart
Cup a poop "
 wanna play |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.
Needsorting has nothing to do with farting
I think he meant you.
I have no idea what link i have to a fart at all
You've obviously never played or seen the game am i missing out?
Didn't your dad ever do the 'pull my finger' game with you?
nope just cup a fart
Cup a poop
wanna play "
That's the best offer I've had all day , but no thanks |
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"Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.
Needsorting has nothing to do with farting
I think he meant you.
I have no idea what link i have to a fart at all
You've obviously never played or seen the game am i missing out?
Didn't your dad ever do the 'pull my finger' game with you?
nope just cup a fart
Cup a poop
wanna play
That's the best offer I've had all day , but no thanks "
Ur gonna have to stop turning me down its becoming a habbit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.
Needsorting has nothing to do with farting
I think he meant you.
I have no idea what link i have to a fart at all
You've obviously never played or seen the game am i missing out?
Didn't your dad ever do the 'pull my finger' game with you?
nope just cup a fart
Cup a poop
wanna play
That's the best offer I've had all day , but no thanks
Ur gonna have to stop turning me down its becoming a habbit "
Sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.
Needsorting has nothing to do with farting
I think he meant you.
I have no idea what link i have to a fart at all
You've obviously never played or seen the game am i missing out?
Didn't your dad ever do the 'pull my finger' game with you?
nope just cup a fart
Cup a poop
wanna play
That's the best offer I've had all day , but no thanks
Ur gonna have to stop turning me down its becoming a habbit
Sorry "
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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago
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funny as, my nan was a bugger for waiting till you were in a busy supermarket then letting rip the noisiest smelliest farts ever then walking off and leaving whoever was with her to take the blame, shed always be hiding down an isle laughing her head off hehe funny times. |
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