Thick slices of my new freshly baked sourdough bread, toasted and buttered.
The smell of my arms after I’ve been swimming
Chairs which are not arm chairs but have arms.
The reduced section in Sainsbury’s
Novels which teach you about a place or a culture as you read the story
The sharp intake of breath a girl takes as I push my penis into rectum.
Simple stuff really |
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Women, gin, dogs, donkeys, sitting in the sun drinking beer and eating tinned peaches.
Watching the world go by, laughing until I cry, women, meeting new ppl, loads of things really
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
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I love kissing in the rain
Men who are clothed but are soaking wet
Men who are naked on their hands and knees sucking revels up off the floor
Pink and blue candy floss
Flying on the trapeze
The sound of the ocean
And chocolate hobnobs
Lex |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
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"I love kissing in the rain
Men who are clothed but are soaking wet
Men who are naked on their hands and knees sucking revels up off the floor
Pink and blue candy floss
Flying on the trapeze
The sound of the ocean
And chocolate hobnobs
Lex"
Yuk.. revels  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I love kissing in the rain
Men who are clothed but are soaking wet
Men who are naked on their hands and knees sucking revels up off the floor
Pink and blue candy floss
Flying on the trapeze
The sound of the ocean
And chocolate hobnobs
Lex
Yuk.. revels "
They’re ok .. except the coffee one. Just wrong! |
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By *abs..Woman
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Talking to people that make me smile
Crisps
The smell of petrol.
Men in orange overalls
Men in a crisp white shirt smelling lovely
Gin .... all the gin
Chocolate.... all the chocolate
Cuddles and kissing
Spending time with lovely folk |
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"Talking to people that make me smile
Crisps
The smell of petrol.
Men in orange overalls
Men in a crisp white shirt smelling lovely
Gin .... all the gin
Chocolate.... all the chocolate
Cuddles and kissing
Spending time with lovely folk "
My daughter likes the smell of petrol (bit strange if you ask me). When I'm filling up she's winding the window down breathing it in,I'm like no child do your window up you nutter!
I presently like warmth. I'm not warm. |
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By *abs..Woman
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"Talking to people that make me smile
Crisps
The smell of petrol.
Men in orange overalls
Men in a crisp white shirt smelling lovely
Gin .... all the gin
Chocolate.... all the chocolate
Cuddles and kissing
Spending time with lovely folk
My daughter likes the smell of petrol (bit strange if you ask me). When I'm filling up she's winding the window down breathing it in,I'm like no child do your window up you nutter!
I presently like warmth. I'm not warm."
I do the same thing ... inhale the fumes! |
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"I like kittens too
Shallow fried or grilled?
In a Kebab with Chilli sauce if I'm feeling really naughty.
Do you skin yours first?
No I like the skin, it's crispy."
Yeah I agree,the bit of fur left is a bugger between my teeth though. |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
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"I love kissing in the rain
Men who are clothed but are soaking wet
Men who are naked on their hands and knees sucking revels up off the floor
Pink and blue candy floss
Flying on the trapeze
The sound of the ocean
And chocolate hobnobs
Lex
Yuk.. revels
They’re ok .. except the coffee one. Just wrong! "
I might make an exception for you and let you spit the coffee ones out.
Normally no spitting   |
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