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down. The chicken was on the table and he was doing the sex to it.
“I said ‘ ALAN BAKER!’ and he span around, a look of horror on his face. I said ‘ Get your dick out of that chicken this instant – that’s for our Sunday dinner!’
“Just to make sure he knew I was cross, I twatted him with a spoon.
“I was furious on account of my brother and his high and mighty wife coming round for Sunday dinner. Heaven knows what she’d say if she FANCY A ROAST? Alan boned a bird like this one ( left) at his home in Crewe ( right) found out she’d been eating a chicken that our Alan had shagged.
“Needless to say, the bird went into the bin and we had chops.”
Glenda says she’s spoken out because she wants to show that marriage can survive such traumas.
She declared: “People are too quick to divorce these days.
“I said ‘ for better or worse’ on my wedding day and I’ll stick by that. LOYAL: Glenda declined to show Alan a red card for fowl play
“I shan’t get rid of Alan just on account of him shagging the chicken. He’s not putting his wotsit nowhere near me, though.
“I don’t want salmonella or fowl pest, or whatever it is you get off of an uncooked bird.”
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Seen a similar story in chat magazine years ago and he was banging a turkey. She didn't mind him banging the bird but was concerned about what she would serve for Xmas dinner ?? |
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"Seen a similar story in chat magazine years ago and he was banging a turkey. She didn't mind him banging the bird but was concerned about what she would serve for Xmas dinner ??"
Well it was the season to be merry |
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wonder how long he’d been doing it?
