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Fowl play: Man kills himself after being caught by wife having sex with chicken
A man of 23 hanged himself after his wife came home and found him having sex with a chicken in Manicaland, Zimbabwe. |
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"Fowl play: Man kills himself after being caught by wife having sex with chicken
A man of 23 hanged himself after his wife came home and found him having sex with a chicken in Manicaland, Zimbabwe."
he was well and truly clucked |
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"I watched some daft American doc years ago about embarrassing accidents. Some guy was giving himself a bj with 1 of them hand held vacuum things only he decided it wasn't quite hitting the spot so he took off the nozzle thing so his cock was further in. Anyone know how a vac works it's basicly a fan spinning at a zillion revs a min. He ripped his dick to bits managed to phone himself a ambulance but when they got there he told them he'd paid a choot for a bj who demanded more money and when he wouldn't pay bit his cock. So ambulance men inform police of the serious crime and so attend. 1 of the plod noticed a trail of blood to a kitchen pantry. Pulls out the vac covers in blood. I got her he shouts 
Bloody hell that made me wince and I don't even have a cock.
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I could mention a terrible accident when I was dominating some one once.
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"Fowl play: Man kills himself after being caught by wife having sex with chicken
A man of 23 hanged himself after his wife came home and found him having sex with a chicken in Manicaland, Zimbabwe."
Was it alive?
Slaughtered?
Pre packed?
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"Fowl play: Man kills himself after being caught by wife having sex with chicken
A man of 23 hanged himself after his wife came home and found him having sex with a chicken in Manicaland, Zimbabwe.
Was it alive?
Slaughtered?
Pre packed?
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frozen that brings a whole new meaning to the words ' are you hard chicken ' |
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"Fowl play: Man kills himself after being caught by wife having sex with chicken
A man of 23 hanged himself after his wife came home and found him having sex with a chicken in Manicaland, Zimbabwe.
Was it alive?
Slaughtered?
Pre packed?
frozen that brings a whole new meaning to the words ' are you hard chicken '"
I suppose it does but I can't see me breaking my duck and ever using them in that order. |
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"Fowl play: Man kills himself after being caught by wife having sex with chicken
A man of 23 hanged himself after his wife came home and found him having sex with a chicken in Manicaland, Zimbabwe."
Did we find out who came first? |
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