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Who's the master of lowering the tone?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Awards for the biggest drop in tone in a post. Aim high then swing lowwww  For example...
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I was thinking about the impact humans have on the ecosystem. Then she asked me to pay attention to her as I'd gone floppy in her mouth
Warning! This thread has strong potential to be completely fucking outrageous. So please suit up in thick skin before reading on and take it all as a bit of fun 
What makes me think I'm gonna regret this? Haha  |
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The best organisation I ever worked in had a rule that you call out the word "smash" whenever someone made an accidental sexual innuendo in a presentation. I tell you that you've never seen meetings so productive or people listening to attentively to presentations. |
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"The best organisation I ever worked in had a rule that you call out the word "smash" whenever someone made an accidental sexual innuendo in a presentation. I tell you that you've never seen meetings so productive or people listening to attentively to presentations. "
And this week's projections show a sharp incline, firming up, before slipping into a more rewarding back and forth within our customer base
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"The best organisation I ever worked in had a rule that you call out the word "smash" whenever someone made an accidental sexual innuendo in a presentation. I tell you that you've never seen meetings so productive or people listening to attentively to presentations.
And this week's projections show a sharp incline, firming up, before slipping into a more rewarding back and forth within our customer base
phwoar!! "
It was genius. A bit like "That's what she said" but we did it long before they did. |
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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago
most fundamental aspects |
I had a first meet with a woman in London, who I travelled down on the train to see for the weekend.
We hit it off very well in person but one thing confused her. She asked why I had so much stuff in my bag for only a couple of nights away.
I produced an array of toys I had taken with me which had her eyes filling with wonder and excitement.
As I got to the bottom of my bag, I pulled out a pair of jeans. She questioned why I needed a spare pair of jeans on a short visit.
After prefacing with a disclaimer that this had never actually happened, I explained that I had them in case I shit myself. I laboured my point by detailing that it was all very well having extra underwear but if the trousers were affected too, how could I clean them and put them back on whilst on a train.
Yes we did see each other again and continued to for about six months. |
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"Awards for the biggest drop in tone in a post. Aim high then swing lowwww For example...
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I was thinking about the impact humans have on the ecosystem. Then she asked me to pay attention to her as I'd gone floppy in her mouth
Warning! This thread has strong potential to be completely fucking outrageous. So please suit up in thick skin before reading on and take it all as a bit of fun
What makes me think I'm gonna regret this? Haha "
I think you’ve just won this award with your comment on my Queen thread ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"One forumite sticks out like a sore thumb, every time ... mouth like a lose cannon .... posts never fail to amaze me
But I’m used to it now so I just ignore  "
I don't know who you're referring to but I must say I'm in awe of Atropos. The undoubted queen of tone lowering But she knows it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One forumite sticks out like a sore thumb, every time ... mouth like a lose cannon .... posts never fail to amaze me
But I’m used to it now so I just ignore
I don't know who you're referring to but I must say I'm in awe of Atropos. The undoubted queen of tone lowering But she knows it "
Ay, that I do! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Awards for the biggest drop in tone in a post. Aim high then swing lowwww For example...
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I was thinking about the impact humans have on the ecosystem. Then she asked me to pay attention to her as I'd gone floppy in her mouth
Warning! This thread has strong potential to be completely fucking outrageous. So please suit up in thick skin before reading on and take it all as a bit of fun
What makes me think I'm gonna regret this? Haha
I think you’ve just won this award with your comment on my Queen thread ! "
Haha I was gonna say that on your thread. What can I say? It was just the right thread at the right time |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"One forumite sticks out like a sore thumb, every time ... mouth like a lose cannon .... posts never fail to amaze me
But I’m used to it now so I just ignore
Can't be me then
Noooo "
Rumbled again? |
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