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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I feel as a man I'm letting the side down by not comparing my cock to common household item.

What should I use to entice the laydees?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bars of soap....gives a good sign

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By *ilver_medallistMan  over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I am thinking of going into business making and selling mini sky remote controls

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By *haverMan  over a year ago

bracknell

I prefer miniture cans i find they flatter me the most still trying to find mini remote controls

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Rolling pin.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kitchen utensils or tools, shows your very domesticated

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No idea op but dont forget to start from the arsehole

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A giant dildo if I have one lying round the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Rolling pin."
Batter it like a snitzel so it looks longer?

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Rolling pin. Batter it like a snitzel so it looks longer? "

Then shove it up your stink hole.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Toblerone is a popular one. They do the big ones now xmas is coming up. Or if need be they do the mini ones in the fun bags.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get one of them tiny little cans of pop and a fun size Mars bar...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Rolling pin. Batter it like a snitzel so it looks longer?

Then shove it up your stink hole."

Wouln't be the first time I've been invited to go fuck myself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No idea op but dont forget to start from the arsehole"

I think he’s gone unlos.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Toblerone is a popular one. They do the big ones now xmas is coming up. Or if need be they do the mini ones in the fun bags. "

Mini anything.... like it

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Rolling pin. Batter it like a snitzel so it looks longer?

Then shove it up your stink hole.

Wouln't be the first time I've been invited to go fuck myself "

Nor me. When will they realise I'd much rather do that anyway than have sex with someone I wouldn't want to share my oxygen with let alone my body.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A sink plunger? The cat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Rolling pin. Batter it like a snitzel so it looks longer?

Then shove it up your stink hole.

Wouln't be the first time I've been invited to go fuck myself

Nor me. When will they realise I'd much rather do that anyway than have sex with someone I wouldn't want to share my oxygen with let alone my body."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No idea op but dont forget to start from the arsehole

I think he’s gone unlos."

You've finally made me laugh! Well played.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love to compare it to a tic tac

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love to compare it to a tic tac "

Lucky ladies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Strawberry laces

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I feel as a man I'm letting the side down by not comparing my cock to common household item.

What should I use to entice the laydees? "

A glade room spray. They'll know the room smells lush as they look at the photo then. Two birds, one stone. You can thank me later

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love to compare it to a tic tac

Lucky ladies "

At least they get a fresh breath hun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love to compare it to a tic tac

Lucky ladies

At least they get a fresh breath hun "

You're too clever for your own good sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used to use a butter knife

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'll take some of these suggestions and post them later

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By *tirluvMan  over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Toblerone -she can then use the number of triangles as a guide.

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By *radleywigginsMan  over a year ago

northwest

Your heels?

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By *radleywigginsMan  over a year ago

northwest

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Your heels?"

good call

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Small hand is a good one.

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By *tirluvMan  over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"Small hand is a good one."

You have those lying about your home?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Fire extinguishers

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Took a pic, just waiting for approval

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Approved

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Approved "

I'm chuckling

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Approved

I'm chuckling "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Approved "

U been in the minifridge again

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Approved

U been in the minifridge again"

That's a one litre bottle.

Fablitres.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace "

I don't have any. Shoelace any good?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace

I don't have any. Shoelace any good?"

Does it taste of strawberries?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace

I don't have any. Shoelace any good?

Does it taste of strawberries?"

Oh I see where you are going with this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Toblerone is a popular one. They do the big ones now xmas is coming up. Or if need be they do the mini ones in the fun bags. "

I can use a big one

If I eat half first lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace

I don't have any. Shoelace any good?

Does it taste of strawberries?

Oh I see where you are going with this "

Eat your shoelace

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace

I don't have any. Shoelace any good?

Does it taste of strawberries?"

Use one of those flavoured condoms to make your shoelaces taste better.

(a phrase I would never have imagined writing)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace

I don't have any. Shoelace any good?

Does it taste of strawberries?

Oh I see where you are going with this

Eat your shoelace "

*slams front door*

Brummmmmmmm

screech

*handbrake turns into Tesco*

One packet of your finest strawberry laces please shopkeeper. Extra long please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace

I don't have any. Shoelace any good?

Does it taste of strawberries?

Oh I see where you are going with this

Eat your shoelace

*slams front door*

Brummmmmmmm

screech

*handbrake turns into Tesco*

One packet of your finest strawberry laces please shopkeeper. Extra long please "

Why would you want extralong ones? Wouldn’t you use the same logic you used when using that ‘huge’ bottle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace

I don't have any. Shoelace any good?

Does it taste of strawberries?

Oh I see where you are going with this

Eat your shoelace

*slams front door*

Brummmmmmmm

screech

*handbrake turns into Tesco*

One packet of your finest strawberry laces please shopkeeper. Extra long please

Why would you want extralong ones? Wouldn’t you use the same logic you used when using that ‘huge’ bottle? "

As I'm wrapping it round, it will take you longer to eat them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace

I don't have any. Shoelace any good?

Does it taste of strawberries?

Oh I see where you are going with this

Eat your shoelace

*slams front door*

Brummmmmmmm

screech

*handbrake turns into Tesco*

One packet of your finest strawberry laces please shopkeeper. Extra long please

Why would you want extralong ones? Wouldn’t you use the same logic you used when using that ‘huge’ bottle?

As I'm wrapping it round, it will take you longer to eat them "

oooooooooooooooo

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By *eady and Willing 9Man  over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Bars of soap....gives a good sign "

Shows you're clean and hung

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace

I don't have any. Shoelace any good?

Does it taste of strawberries?

Oh I see where you are going with this

Eat your shoelace

*slams front door*

Brummmmmmmm

screech

*handbrake turns into Tesco*

One packet of your finest strawberry laces please shopkeeper. Extra long please

Why would you want extralong ones? Wouldn’t you use the same logic you used when using that ‘huge’ bottle?

As I'm wrapping it round, it will take you longer to eat them

oooooooooooooooo "

See, not as daft as I make out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace

I don't have any. Shoelace any good?

Does it taste of strawberries?

Oh I see where you are going with this

Eat your shoelace

*slams front door*

Brummmmmmmm

screech

*handbrake turns into Tesco*

One packet of your finest strawberry laces please shopkeeper. Extra long please

Why would you want extralong ones? Wouldn’t you use the same logic you used when using that ‘huge’ bottle?

As I'm wrapping it round, it will take you longer to eat them

oooooooooooooooo

See, not as daft as I make out "

I’m sorry for ever doubting you

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By *andyladMan  over a year ago

Hereorthere

I used a Christmas Toblerone once. Ate three quarters of it but still......

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By *ndrew CareyMan  over a year ago

Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire


"I feel as a man I'm letting the side down by not comparing my cock to common household item.

What should I use to entice the laydees? "

Not having a cock pic as an avatar is a good place to start.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

two stacked decks of fag packets..maybe not superkings

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I feel as a man I'm letting the side down by not comparing my cock to common household item.

What should I use to entice the laydees?

Not having a cock pic as an avatar is a good place to start."

This is irony, not an actual real question. I'll bear your tip in mind, however I've had 27 profile views since changing my pic Some were women too!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I feel as a man I'm letting the side down by not comparing my cock to common household item.

What should I use to entice the laydees?

Not having a cock pic as an avatar is a good place to start.

This is irony, not an actual real question. I'll bear your tip in mind, however I've had 27 profile views since changing my pic Some were women too!"

Proud of you papa

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I feel as a man I'm letting the side down by not comparing my cock to common household item.

What should I use to entice the laydees?

Not having a cock pic as an avatar is a good place to start.

This is irony, not an actual real question. I'll bear your tip in mind, however I've had 27 profile views since changing my pic Some were women too!

Proud of you papa"

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