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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rolling pin. Batter it like a snitzel so it looks longer?  
Then shove it up your stink hole."
Wouln't be the first time I've been invited to go fuck myself  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Toblerone is a popular one. They do the big ones now xmas is coming up. Or if need be they do the mini ones in the fun bags. "
Mini anything.... like it |
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"Rolling pin. Batter it like a snitzel so it looks longer?
Then shove it up your stink hole.
Wouln't be the first time I've been invited to go fuck myself "
Nor me. When will they realise I'd much rather do that anyway than have sex with someone I wouldn't want to share my oxygen with let alone my body. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rolling pin. Batter it like a snitzel so it looks longer?
Then shove it up your stink hole.
Wouln't be the first time I've been invited to go fuck myself
Nor me. When will they realise I'd much rather do that anyway than have sex with someone I wouldn't want to share my oxygen with let alone my body."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel as a man I'm letting the side down by not comparing my cock to common household item.
What should I use to entice the laydees?  "
A glade room spray. They'll know the room smells lush as they look at the photo then. Two birds, one stone. You can thank me later  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace
I don't have any. Shoelace any good?
Does it taste of strawberries?"
Oh I see where you are going with this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toblerone is a popular one. They do the big ones now xmas is coming up. Or if need be they do the mini ones in the fun bags. "
I can use a big one
If I eat half first lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace
I don't have any. Shoelace any good?
Does it taste of strawberries?
Oh I see where you are going with this "
Eat your shoelace |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace
I don't have any. Shoelace any good?
Does it taste of strawberries?"
Use one of those flavoured condoms to make your shoelaces taste better.
(a phrase I would never have imagined writing) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace
I don't have any. Shoelace any good?
Does it taste of strawberries?
Oh I see where you are going with this
Eat your shoelace "
*slams front door*
Brummmmmmmm
screech
*handbrake turns into Tesco*
One packet of your finest strawberry laces please shopkeeper. Extra long please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace
I don't have any. Shoelace any good?
Does it taste of strawberries?
Oh I see where you are going with this
Eat your shoelace
*slams front door*
Brummmmmmmm
screech
*handbrake turns into Tesco*
One packet of your finest strawberry laces please shopkeeper. Extra long please "
Why would you want extralong ones? Wouldn’t you use the same logic you used when using that ‘huge’ bottle? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace
I don't have any. Shoelace any good?
Does it taste of strawberries?
Oh I see where you are going with this
Eat your shoelace
*slams front door*
Brummmmmmmm
screech
*handbrake turns into Tesco*
One packet of your finest strawberry laces please shopkeeper. Extra long please
Why would you want extralong ones? Wouldn’t you use the same logic you used when using that ‘huge’ bottle? "
As I'm wrapping it round, it will take you longer to eat them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace
I don't have any. Shoelace any good?
Does it taste of strawberries?
Oh I see where you are going with this
Eat your shoelace
*slams front door*
Brummmmmmmm
screech
*handbrake turns into Tesco*
One packet of your finest strawberry laces please shopkeeper. Extra long please
Why would you want extralong ones? Wouldn’t you use the same logic you used when using that ‘huge’ bottle?
As I'm wrapping it round, it will take you longer to eat them "
oooooooooooooooo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace
I don't have any. Shoelace any good?
Does it taste of strawberries?
Oh I see where you are going with this
Eat your shoelace
*slams front door*
Brummmmmmmm
screech
*handbrake turns into Tesco*
One packet of your finest strawberry laces please shopkeeper. Extra long please
Why would you want extralong ones? Wouldn’t you use the same logic you used when using that ‘huge’ bottle?
As I'm wrapping it round, it will take you longer to eat them
oooooooooooooooo "
See, not as daft as I make out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace
I don't have any. Shoelace any good?
Does it taste of strawberries?
Oh I see where you are going with this
Eat your shoelace
*slams front door*
Brummmmmmmm
screech
*handbrake turns into Tesco*
One packet of your finest strawberry laces please shopkeeper. Extra long please
Why would you want extralong ones? Wouldn’t you use the same logic you used when using that ‘huge’ bottle?
As I'm wrapping it round, it will take you longer to eat them
oooooooooooooooo
See, not as daft as I make out "
I’m sorry for ever doubting you |
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By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago
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"I feel as a man I'm letting the side down by not comparing my cock to common household item.
What should I use to entice the laydees? "
Not having a cock pic as an avatar is a good place to start. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel as a man I'm letting the side down by not comparing my cock to common household item.
What should I use to entice the laydees?
Not having a cock pic as an avatar is a good place to start."
This is irony, not an actual real question. I'll bear your tip in mind, however I've had 27 profile views since changing my pic  Some were women too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel as a man I'm letting the side down by not comparing my cock to common household item.
What should I use to entice the laydees?
Not having a cock pic as an avatar is a good place to start.
This is irony, not an actual real question. I'll bear your tip in mind, however I've had 27 profile views since changing my pic Some were women too!"
Proud of you papa |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel as a man I'm letting the side down by not comparing my cock to common household item.
What should I use to entice the laydees?
Not having a cock pic as an avatar is a good place to start.
This is irony, not an actual real question. I'll bear your tip in mind, however I've had 27 profile views since changing my pic Some were women too!
Proud of you papa"
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