Imagine coming to and finding you're a real life Ken doll.
https://www.scotsman.com/regions/edinburgh-fife-lothians/dog-bit-off-man-s-genitals-in-horror-attack-1-4812838
"All I can say is we've only got 23hrs and 10 minutes to try and come up with a more eye popping thread title than that today "
Will go have a squiz at the weekly world news ....