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Things they need to invent !
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A toaster that goes ‘TA - DAAA!’ when the toast pops up !
A hamster wheel that plays ‘You spin me right round’ by Dead or Alive whenever the hamster uses it.
An oven that rings you at work to tell you that ‘Yes, you did switch me off !’
A smoke alarm that shouts ‘IS IT BURNT TOAST AGAIN ?’ when it goes off.
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
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A toilet seat that shouts "I'm suppose to be left up" when anyone trys to put it down.
Pants that turn brown when they are dirty... what? You already have some 
Glasses that filter out the red and ambre markers on food packaging. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think the the fact that phones flash, beep and vibrate when the battery is running flat to be counter productive. When its near the end of its charge, thats when it should conserve power.
So I want to make an app that makes your phone beep every 30 seconds while the battery life is between 100% and 20%, so when the beeping stops, you know its ready for its charge |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"An accurate measuring instrument for men "
Or whenever men put a false cock measurement on there Fab profile the word ‘BULLSHIT !’ pops up till they put the correct measurement in ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A device that emits a cheer when a politician tells the truth (it's not going to go off very often)."
Or if they haven’t answered the question, an app on there phone starts giving delicate information about there private life ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the the fact that phones flash, beep and vibrate when the battery is running flat to be counter productive. When its near the end of its charge, thats when it should conserve power.
So I want to make an app that makes your phone beep every 30 seconds while the battery life is between 100% and 20%, so when the beeping stops, you know its ready for its charge"
Don't anyone give this guy a business loan and access to a factory |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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An App to tell you if a women fancies you or not. So when you’re out and about, you point your mobile at her and it either says ‘You’re Wanking tonight, buddy !’ or ‘Tonight’s your night bro, tonight is your night bro.. !’ |
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All tv shows should come with a code that denotes what type they are. Soaps, documentaries, reality, talent barrel scraping, quiz shows etc.
You could then programme your tv/cable/sattelite provider to block whichever ones you don't want to ever see. As your skip through the channels, you come across one of your blocked tv types and you don't even see a listing or any footage of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think the the fact that phones flash, beep and vibrate when the battery is running flat to be counter productive. When its near the end of its charge, thats when it should conserve power.
So I want to make an app that makes your phone beep every 30 seconds while the battery life is between 100% and 20%, so when the beeping stops, you know its ready for its charge
Don't anyone give this guy a business loan and access to a factory "
Nice try, but I've already copyrighted the idea and sent my proposal to Apple and Samsung  |
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