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over a year ago
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"I forgot to get Weetabix in for the second day going,it's not a good start without my Weetabix."
Genuine question .... if you had it.... would you put warm milk on it? |
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"I forgot to get Weetabix in for the second day going,it's not a good start without my Weetabix.
Genuine question .... if you had it.... would you put warm milk on it? "
Now that is a stupid question of course I would,with honey. |
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"I forgot to get Weetabix in for the second day going,it's not a good start without my Weetabix.
Genuine question .... if you had it.... would you put warm milk on it?
Now that is a stupid question of course I would,with honey."
I don’t know I’ve never tried it.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I ha e to make 50 of the same thing today, 50... boring I gave up working to avoid repetition, but because it's Christmas and because I am an elf I have to do it. Oh well, putting on my green hat and trudging down the garden to my workshop. |
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"I forgot to get Weetabix in for the second day going,it's not a good start without my Weetabix.
Genuine question .... if you had it.... would you put warm milk on it?
Now that is a stupid question of course I would,with honey."
You want to eat weetabix with me?  |
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"I forgot to get Weetabix in for the second day going,it's not a good start without my Weetabix.
Genuine question .... if you had it.... would you put warm milk on it?
Now that is a stupid question of course I would,with honey.
I don’t know I’ve never tried it. "
Well have a break from your mints and pink grapefruit you'll like it. |
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"I forgot to get Weetabix in for the second day going,it's not a good start without my Weetabix.
Genuine question .... if you had it.... would you put warm milk on it?
Now that is a stupid question of course I would,with honey.
You want to eat weetabix with me? "
Breakfast date, get your coat you e pulled |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I forgot to get Weetabix in for the second day going,it's not a good start without my Weetabix.
Genuine question .... if you had it.... would you put warm milk on it?
Now that is a stupid question of course I would,with honey.
I don’t know I’ve never tried it.
Well have a break from your mints and pink grapefruit you'll like it."
The mint wasn’t really for me but it does take the sting out of swallowing a load of spermatozoa at 6:30  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Does waiting nearly 4 weeks to get boiler fixed after several visits new parts etc and it's still not done ...so no hot water or heating in that time with a 3 year old in the house....when it only started because they came and serviced it....and breath |
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"I forgot to get Weetabix in for the second day going,it's not a good start without my Weetabix.
Genuine question .... if you had it.... would you put warm milk on it?
Now that is a stupid question of course I would,with honey.
You want to eat weetabix with me? "
You funny devil you. I am having Weetabix withdrawal symptoms so now is not the time to make light of thing's. |
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"I forgot to get Weetabix in for the second day going,it's not a good start without my Weetabix.
Genuine question .... if you had it.... would you put warm milk on it?
Now that is a stupid question of course I would,with honey.
I don’t know I’ve never tried it.
Well have a break from your mints and pink grapefruit you'll like it.
The mint wasn’t really for me but it does take the sting out of swallowing a load of spermatozoa at 6:30 "
Do what I do,spit don't swallow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I forgot to get Weetabix in for the second day going,it's not a good start without my Weetabix.
Genuine question .... if you had it.... would you put warm milk on it?
Now that is a stupid question of course I would,with honey.
I don’t know I’ve never tried it.
Well have a break from your mints and pink grapefruit you'll like it.
The mint wasn’t really for me but it does take the sting out of swallowing a load of spermatozoa at 6:30
Do what I do,spit don't swallow."
Don’t like mess ..... |
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"I forgot to get Weetabix in for the second day going,it's not a good start without my Weetabix.
Genuine question .... if you had it.... would you put warm milk on it?
Now that is a stupid question of course I would,with honey.
You want to eat weetabix with me?
You funny devil you. I am having Weetabix withdrawal symptoms so now is not the time to make light of thing's. "
I'll bring you some |
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Hubby here, got a days holiday today so I can go and see Wales v Spain tonight. Will mean I’m not going to get home until well after midnight so an extra couple of hours sleep this morning wouldn’t have gone amiss however mrs Absolutebeginner not only has the loudest hairdryer in the world but feels the need to persistently remind me of unnecessary mundane things that I could do around the house with my extra time before I have to set off at mid afternoon. She’s left for work now but she’s chatted so much that I’m wide awake with no chance of getting back to sleep!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hubby here, got a days holiday today so I can go and see Wales v Spain tonight. Will mean I’m not going to get home until well after midnight so an extra couple of hours sleep this morning wouldn’t have gone amiss however mrs Absolutebeginner not only has the loudest hairdryer in the world but feels the need to persistently remind me of unnecessary mundane things that I could do around the house with my extra time before I have to set off at mid afternoon. She’s left for work now but she’s chatted so much that I’m wide awake with no chance of getting back to sleep!!!!! "
Dump her. Just don’t come back.  |
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"I forgot to get Weetabix in for the second day going,it's not a good start without my Weetabix."
I love Weetabix too. Have you tried it with Golden Syrup. Mmm! |
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"I forgot to get Weetabix in for the second day going,it's not a good start without my Weetabix.
Genuine question .... if you had it.... would you put warm milk on it?
Now that is a stupid question of course I would,with honey.
You want to eat weetabix with me?
You funny devil you. I am having Weetabix withdrawal symptoms so now is not the time to make light of thing's.
I'll bring you some "
Love you... |
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"I forgot to get Weetabix in for the second day going,it's not a good start without my Weetabix.
I love Weetabix too. Have you tried it with Golden Syrup. Mmm!"
Yes but only because I picked the wrong flipping bottle up out of the cupboard by mistake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My supervisor is a menopausal thin lipped bitter twisted cunt from hell that wants to make my life a misery.
Other than that it's all good - I've got a half day and I had an awesome sleep and about to have that first orgasmic cup of coffee of the day  |
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"My supervisor is a menopausal thin lipped bitter twisted cunt from hell that wants to make my life a misery.
Other than that it's all good - I've got a half day and I had an awesome sleep and about to have that first orgasmic cup of coffee of the day "
Can you tell me where you get that kind of coffee from? |
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You know that thing when you see someone on the forums and they make your face do this
Then you look at their profile and think wow!!!!!
And then after ages you finally meet them and they're just as funny, have an endearingly innocent awkwardness about them and they're even more attractive in person?
And you're really drawn to them?
But you know in your heart of hearts they just don't fancy you?
That.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My supervisor is a menopausal thin lipped bitter twisted cunt from hell that wants to make my life a misery.
Other than that it's all good - I've got a half day and I had an awesome sleep and about to have that first orgasmic cup of coffee of the day
Can you tell me where you get that kind of coffee from? "
Haha doesn't your first coffee give you that feeling?
I'd rather have coffee than sex first thing in the morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm pretty happy , but for all of you whom need to get stuff of your chest, this is a safe place.
Rant away people, rant away
Booby hugs "
I came 5th in quiz last night damnit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ranting as my cold has scuppered my work this week Sweating out sore throat and a nose running like a waterfall. Mehhhh.
Thank Space Jesus that I get to eat bacon rolls as breakfast though while Ill |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know that thing when you see someone on the forums and they make your face do this
Then you look at their profile and think wow!!!!!
And then after ages you finally meet them and they're just as funny, have an endearingly innocent awkwardness about them and they're even more attractive in person?
And you're really drawn to them?
But you know in your heart of hearts they just don't fancy you?
That. "
Awww that’s too sad hugs |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
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Haven’t ranted in a few weeks. Been a mellow driver. But lately, multi storey car parks!!
People who stop at the top and bottom of every ramp because they can’t manoeuvre their car. You’re driving a fucking Clio, not a tank.
Sorry if you’re that spatially unaware you shouldn’t be driving.
Lex |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I forgot to get Weetabix in for the second day going,it's not a good start without my Weetabix."
Rant approved. A day without Weetabix is a bad one (it won't be approved again so buy a bigger box next time) |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I ha e to make 50 of the same thing today, 50... boring I gave up working to avoid repetition, but because it's Christmas and because I am an elf I have to do it. Oh well, putting on my green hat and trudging down the garden to my workshop. "
Rant approved. Get some choons on and hopefully that time passes quickly. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Does waiting nearly 4 weeks to get boiler fixed after several visits new parts etc and it's still not done ...so no hot water or heating in that time with a 3 year old in the house....when it only started because they came and serviced it....and breath"
Rant approved. Fucking shite service. Even worse when then there's a 3 year old involved. Give 'em merry hell today. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Hubby here, got a days holiday today so I can go and see Wales v Spain tonight. Will mean I’m not going to get home until well after midnight so an extra couple of hours sleep this morning wouldn’t have gone amiss however mrs Absolutebeginner not only has the loudest hairdryer in the world but feels the need to persistently remind me of unnecessary mundane things that I could do around the house with my extra time before I have to set off at mid afternoon. She’s left for work now but she’s chatted so much that I’m wide awake with no chance of getting back to sleep!!!!! "
Rant pproved. Women need to learn when and when not to chat.  |
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By *eliWoman
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"My supervisor is a menopausal thin lipped bitter twisted cunt from hell that wants to make my life a misery.
Other than that it's all good - I've got a half day and I had an awesome sleep and about to have that first orgasmic cup of coffee of the day "
Rant approved. Fuck that twatface - you deserve a life without that misery. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"You know that thing when you see someone on the forums and they make your face do this
Then you look at their profile and think wow!!!!!
And then after ages you finally meet them and they're just as funny, have an endearingly innocent awkwardness about them and they're even more attractive in person?
And you're really drawn to them?
But you know in your heart of hearts they just don't fancy you?
That. "
Rant approved with an aww and empathy. It's a shitty feeling. Hugs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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£3.20 for a cup of coffee from a cafe inbetweenen Heywood and Rochdale. For those who don't know Rochdale is the arsehole of the north west and Heywood is shit stained Gooch of the north west.
To say I was shocked was an understatement |
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2 rants
1 - I still have limited/hazy peripheral vision in my left eye.
My entire left side is battered & bruised from walking into inanimate objects, and the Chihuahua makes a useless guide dog
2 - Social workers.
Swapped shifts at work to attend a meeting at #2 sons school today.
Only to wake this morning to an email saying it cancelled as she can't attend.
This will be the 3rd time and I'm now stuck working Sat night 6 til midnight.
I'm going to the gym, take my stress out on some heavy shit!
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"I forgot to get Weetabix in for the second day going,it's not a good start without my Weetabix.
Rant approved. A day without Weetabix is a bad one (it won't be approved again so buy a bigger box next time)"
Thankyou so much porridge just isn't the same. I do buy the box of 48 it was clearly bad shopping management.
Can you do this everyday as I don't think Pink would have approved it. |
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"2 rants
1 - I still have limited/hazy peripheral vision in my left eye.
My entire left side is battered & bruised from walking into inanimate objects, and the Chihuahua makes a useless guide dog
2 - Social workers.
Swapped shifts at work to attend a meeting at #2 sons school today.
Only to wake this morning to an email saying it cancelled as she can't attend.
This will be the 3rd time and I'm now stuck working Sat night 6 til midnight.
I'm going to the gym, take my stress out on some heavy shit!
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*starts scoffing pies at an Olympic level....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know that thing when you see someone on the forums and they make your face do this
Then you look at their profile and think wow!!!!!
And then after ages you finally meet them and they're just as funny, have an endearingly innocent awkwardness about them and they're even more attractive in person?
And you're really drawn to them?
But you know in your heart of hearts they just don't fancy you?
That. "
Story of my life x |
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"You know that thing when you see someone on the forums and they make your face do this
Then you look at their profile and think wow!!!!!
And then after ages you finally meet them and they're just as funny, have an endearingly innocent awkwardness about them and they're even more attractive in person?
And you're really drawn to them?
But you know in your heart of hearts they just don't fancy you?
That.
Story of my life x "
Story of your life approved.
I might as well, seeing as the OPs fooked off..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know that thing when you see someone on the forums and they make your face do this
Then you look at their profile and think wow!!!!!
And then after ages you finally meet them and they're just as funny, have an endearingly innocent awkwardness about them and they're even more attractive in person?
And you're really drawn to them?
But you know in your heart of hearts they just don't fancy you?
That.
Story of my life x
Story of your life approved.
I might as well, seeing as the OPs fooked off..... "
I know, how rude starting a thread like this x |
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"You know that thing when you see someone on the forums and they make your face do this
Then you look at their profile and think wow!!!!!
And then after ages you finally meet them and they're just as funny, have an endearingly innocent awkwardness about them and they're even more attractive in person?
And you're really drawn to them?
But you know in your heart of hearts they just don't fancy you?
That.
Story of my life x
Story of your life approved.
I might as well, seeing as the OPs fooked off.....
I know, how rude starting a thread like this x "
Not just that, blatantly stealing it.
Honestly, some people have no shame.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had a headache for the last two days, and I'm constantly tired "
Have you tried that iron tonic boots sell.
Tea spoon in morning one in evening.
Sorts out sugar levels and help return energy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had a headache for the last two days, and I'm constantly tired "
If you get the cold symptoms too then it is obviously this nasty bug going about...get well soon, as I have had it and it is heavy.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The threads a fucking shambles this week.
COME BACK PINKSWING!!!!!!!
Come back markoh
Yes. The original and best. No one does rant thread like he did "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got chatting a "couple" from fab.. swapped KIK and turns out it's a guy just wanting me to meet him at lunchtime for a wank... Wtf?! Then he blocks me before I can reply anyway... |
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"Does waiting nearly 4 weeks to get boiler fixed after several visits new parts etc and it's still not done ...so no hot water or heating in that time with a 3 year old in the house....when it only started because they came and serviced it....and breath"
boiler done at last one happy lady here now
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"Is anyone approving rants? I have one
Real life getting in the way of writing veris, apologies to those waiting 
No . I just posted and let it run wild "
 that’s dangerous on here a big stick is needed to keep order |
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Wales 1 Spain 4. Ffs!! And to add insult to injury my journey home took an extra half an hour because they closed the M50. How dare they try and improve our road infrastructure with overnight road works on a night that I wanted to travel. |
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"Wales 1 Spain 4. Ffs!! And to add insult to injury my journey home took an extra half an hour because they closed the M50. How dare they try and improve our road infrastructure with overnight road works on a night that I wanted to travel. "
THURSDAY Rant Day. |
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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Wales 1 Spain 4. Ffs!! And to add insult to injury my journey home took an extra half an hour because they closed the M50. How dare they try and improve our road infrastructure with overnight road works on a night that I wanted to travel. "
I hope we can still be friends |
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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Wales 1 Spain 4. Ffs!! And to add insult to injury my journey home took an extra half an hour because they closed the M50. How dare they try and improve our road infrastructure with overnight road works on a night that I wanted to travel.
THURSDAY Rant Day. "
Thank you for my blue minge |
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"Wales 1 Spain 4. Ffs!! And to add insult to injury my journey home took an extra half an hour because they closed the M50. How dare they try and improve our road infrastructure with overnight road works on a night that I wanted to travel.
I hope we can still be friends "
As long as you don’t mention the score! |
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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Wales 1 Spain 4. Ffs!! And to add insult to injury my journey home took an extra half an hour because they closed the M50. How dare they try and improve our road infrastructure with overnight road works on a night that I wanted to travel.
I hope we can still be friends
As long as you don’t mention the score! "
I don't like football, so we will be fine |
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Mind you I miss the days of Markoh when this thread used to be done properly! 
