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Std carrying ladybirds.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ladybirds eh.
i recommend a wide spray spraying of a dangerous pesticide to stop this problem immediately.
if anything else dies that will be exceptable losses.
carry on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've seen loads of ladybirds today  keep away from them x"
They were crawling on my bathroom window..
If they get inside my son will kill them...
He hates bugs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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first we need to import a special type of lizard that eats ladybirds.
then to get rid of the lizard problems we import snakes.
then to clear up the snake problem we import a load of mongooses.
then to bring the mongoose numbers down we need to import loads of leopards.
then to stop the leopards killing us we need to import a huge amount of gorillas.
then to get rid of the gorillas we shoot everything in sight. |
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"I've seen loads of ladybirds today keep away from them x"
Being a hot sunny day has brought them out here all I could see was those Invadeing harlequin ..ladybirds they kill our own native ones here and have no effect on my blackflie whatsoever and now they have HIV? and if so how?.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today
I'd sit on your paella
Please do
On my way over.
Keep it warm til I get there.
Hold the cheese x"
Cheese will almost certainly be melting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Relax people, it's a species specific STD that only affects other ladybirds.
so i have to now cancel the order for ladybird eating lizards?"
Not if you don't want to!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today
Paella?
Yes paella
Real paella? no chorizo?
Loads of cheese
That's blasphemy 
What's wrong with cheese?
You are joking , right? "
Stone baked pizza it is then instead |
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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago
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"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today
Paella?
Yes paella
Real paella? no chorizo?
Loads of cheese
That's blasphemy
What's wrong with cheese?
You are joking , right?
Stone baked pizza it is then instead "
Better . Now I don't need to bloke you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today
Paella?
Yes paella
Real paella? no chorizo?
Loads of cheese
That's blasphemy
What's wrong with cheese?
You are joking , right?
Stone baked pizza it is then instead
Better . Now I don't need to bloke you "
Never been 'bloked' before |
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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago
toy town |
"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today
Paella?
Yes paella
Real paella? no chorizo?
Loads of cheese
That's blasphemy
What's wrong with cheese?
You are joking , right?
Stone baked pizza it is then instead
Better . Now I don't need to bloke you
Never been 'bloked' before "
Blocked  , but we can try to bloke |
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"first we need to import a special type of lizard that eats ladybirds.
then to get rid of the lizard problems we import snakes.
then to clear up the snake problem we import a load of mongooses.
then to bring the mongoose numbers down we need to import loads of leopards.
then to stop the leopards killing us we need to import a huge amount of gorillas.
then to get rid of the gorillas we shoot everything in sight."
Are you the Tory minister for the environment? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today
Paella?
Yes paella
Real paella? no chorizo?
Loads of cheese
That's blasphemy
What's wrong with cheese?
You are joking , right?
Stone baked pizza it is then instead
Better . Now I don't need to bloke you
Never been 'bloked' before
Blocked , but we can try to bloke "
I would rather a woman than bloke |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"first we need to import a special type of lizard that eats ladybirds.
then to get rid of the lizard problems we import snakes.
then to clear up the snake problem we import a load of mongooses.
then to bring the mongoose numbers down we need to import loads of leopards.
then to stop the leopards killing us we need to import a huge amount of gorillas.
then to get rid of the gorillas we shoot everything in sight.
Are you the Tory minister for the environment? "
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"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today
Paella?
Yes paella
Real paella? no chorizo?
Loads of cheese
That's blasphemy
What's wrong with cheese?
You are joking , right?
Stone baked pizza it is then instead
Better . Now I don't need to bloke you
Never been 'bloked' before "
Stay on Fab long enough and you will be ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today
Paella?
Yes paella
Real paella? no chorizo?
Loads of cheese
That's blasphemy
What's wrong with cheese?
You are joking , right?
Stone baked pizza it is then instead
Better . Now I don't need to bloke you
Never been 'bloked' before
Stay on Fab long enough and you will be ..."
I've already had to block the blokes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dont trust anything spotty.
I have a mosquito bite does that count?
Where is it
Erm..... 
It may need inspection then  "
Get under the hood and have a look please |
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