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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You made me break my diet today and you're going to make me have a glass of wine tonight and break it even more  "
Guilty as charged. Now go and have another glass of wine  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done? 
My train was late today guessing you caused it "
Yes, I sprinkled fairy dust on the tracks and, wouldn't you know it, it was the wrong type of fairy dust |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just broke lock on hubbys poxy shed. Cost 4 grand so he's bound to moan. Will you take blame for that too "
Oh go on then, I'm feeling generous today |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If never blame you for anything.
Here, hold my hand for a bit
I like that idea thank you  now stay right there.
Feeling any better?"
Calm enough to take the blame on my shoulders ... So bring it on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
My train was late today guessing you caused it
Yes, I sprinkled fairy dust on the tracks and, wouldn't you know it, it was the wrong type of fairy dust "
lol yes God they were all moaning |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My baby's always dancin'
And it wouldn't be a bad thing
But I don't get no lovin'
And that's no lie
I was going to blame it on the boogie..."
Not sure that was my fault |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
My train was late today guessing you caused it
Yes, I sprinkled fairy dust on the tracks and, wouldn't you know it, it was the wrong type of fairy dust
lol yes God they were all moaning "
I'm gonna be out with the leaves at 4pm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
My train was late today guessing you caused it
Yes, I sprinkled fairy dust on the tracks and, wouldn't you know it, it was the wrong type of fairy dust
lol yes God they were all moaning
I'm gonna be out with the leaves at 4pm "
I'm gonna be out with dawn for the craic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
My train was late today guessing you caused it
Yes, I sprinkled fairy dust on the tracks and, wouldn't you know it, it was the wrong type of fairy dust
lol yes God they were all moaning
I'm gonna be out with the leaves at 4pm
I'm gonna be out with dawn for the craic "
Dawn who?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You made me look in here and comment
I'm a bitch ain't I?
And you've made me do it again. Will you stop it now
No
Oh ok then.....dammit you've got me again. Bloody hell "
You can even punish me if you like |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
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"You made me look in here and comment
I'm a bitch ain't I?
And you've made me do it again. Will you stop it now
No
Oh ok then.....dammit you've got me again. Bloody hell
You can even punish me if you like "
Now what would be a suitable punishment I wonder  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You made me look in here and comment
I'm a bitch ain't I?
And you've made me do it again. Will you stop it now
No
Oh ok then.....dammit you've got me again. Bloody hell
You can even punish me if you like
Now what would be a suitable punishment I wonder "
You tell me ... Since it's my fault |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
Passed on an sti?
Below the belt that one
It was a joke keep your knickers on."
I meant that's where they normally are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
Passed on an sti?
Below the belt that one
It was a joke keep your knickers on.
I meant that's where they normally are
Good"
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"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
Passed on an sti?
Below the belt that one
It was a joke keep your knickers on.
I meant that's where they normally are
Good"
But not always,have you not read the thread about oral |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
Passed on an sti?
Below the belt that one
It was a joke keep your knickers on.
I meant that's where they normally are
Good
But not always,have you not read the thread about oral"
No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse |
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"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
Passed on an sti?
Below the belt that one
It was a joke keep your knickers on.
I meant that's where they normally are
Good
But not always,have you not read the thread about oral
No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse"
I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
Passed on an sti?
Below the belt that one
It was a joke keep your knickers on.
I meant that's where they normally are
Good
But not always,have you not read the thread about oral
No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse
I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps."
Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
Passed on an sti?"
Actually ... That's impossible since I'm a born again virgin but you can blame me if you like |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I did site visits away from the office and fucked off home early. If my boss asks, will you take the blame please. What excuse would you make up?"
I've got a really bad cold and felt ill so yea, go on then |
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"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
Passed on an sti?
Below the belt that one
It was a joke keep your knickers on.
I meant that's where they normally are
Good
But not always,have you not read the thread about oral
No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse
I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps.
Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one.."
It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
Passed on an sti?
Below the belt that one
It was a joke keep your knickers on.
I meant that's where they normally are
Good
But not always,have you not read the thread about oral
No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse
I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps.
Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one..
It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze."
They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp 
Aw feck |
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"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
Passed on an sti?
Below the belt that one
It was a joke keep your knickers on.
I meant that's where they normally are
Good
But not always,have you not read the thread about oral
No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse
I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps.
Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one..
It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze.
They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp
Aw feck"
FAILED. I'm just about to get out of the bath and stick my jimmy jams on. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
Passed on an sti?
Below the belt that one
It was a joke keep your knickers on.
I meant that's where they normally are
Good
But not always,have you not read the thread about oral
No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse
I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps.
Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one..
It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze.
They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp
Aw feck"
Do you need your back scrubbing? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
Passed on an sti?
Below the belt that one
It was a joke keep your knickers on.
I meant that's where they normally are
Good
But not always,have you not read the thread about oral
No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse
I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps.
Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one..
It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze.
They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp
Aw feck
Do you need your back scrubbing? "
Is that my fault too?? |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
Passed on an sti?
Below the belt that one
It was a joke keep your knickers on.
I meant that's where they normally are
Good
But not always,have you not read the thread about oral
No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse
I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps.
Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one..
It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze.
They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp
Aw feck
Do you need your back scrubbing?
Is that my fault too?? "
Of course! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
Passed on an sti?
Below the belt that one
It was a joke keep your knickers on.
I meant that's where they normally are
Good
But not always,have you not read the thread about oral
No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse
I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps.
Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one..
It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze.
They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp
Aw feck
Do you need your back scrubbing?
Is that my fault too??
Of course! "
Jolly good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
Passed on an sti?
Below the belt that one
It was a joke keep your knickers on.
I meant that's where they normally are
Good
But not always,have you not read the thread about oral
No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse
I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps.
Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one..
It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze.
They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp
Aw feck
FAILED. I'm just about to get out of the bath and stick my jimmy jams on."
I was hoping to be putting a nice new whistle on...but sadly not tonight.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
Passed on an sti?
Below the belt that one
It was a joke keep your knickers on.
I meant that's where they normally are
Good
But not always,have you not read the thread about oral
No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse
I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps.
Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one..
It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze.
They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp
Aw feck
Do you need your back scrubbing? "
How would you have got here...did I leave my broomstick down there? Wink emoji |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
Passed on an sti?
Below the belt that one
It was a joke keep your knickers on.
I meant that's where they normally are
Good
But not always,have you not read the thread about oral
No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse
I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps.
Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one..
It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze.
They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp
Aw feck
Do you need your back scrubbing?
How would you have got here...did I leave my broomstick down there? Wink emoji"
Yep got your spare one here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
Passed on an sti?
Below the belt that one
It was a joke keep your knickers on.
I meant that's where they normally are
Good
But not always,have you not read the thread about oral
No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse
I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps.
Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one..
It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze.
They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp
Aw feck
Do you need your back scrubbing?
How would you have got here...did I leave my broomstick down there? Wink emoji
Yep got your spare one here "
Aw feck it |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
Passed on an sti?
Below the belt that one
It was a joke keep your knickers on.
I meant that's where they normally are
Good
But not always,have you not read the thread about oral
No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse
I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps.
Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one..
It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze.
They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp
Aw feck
Do you need your back scrubbing?
How would you have got here...did I leave my broomstick down there? Wink emoji
Yep got your spare one here
Aw feck it "
Can I keep it til Halloween,got a busy night! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
Passed on an sti?
Below the belt that one
It was a joke keep your knickers on.
I meant that's where they normally are
Good
But not always,have you not read the thread about oral
No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse
I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps.
Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one..
It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze.
They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp
Aw feck
Do you need your back scrubbing?
How would you have got here...did I leave my broomstick down there? Wink emoji
Yep got your spare one here
Aw feck it
Can I keep it til Halloween,got a busy night! "
Yeah...I hope molly is a black cat |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
Passed on an sti?
Below the belt that one
It was a joke keep your knickers on.
I meant that's where they normally are
Good
But not always,have you not read the thread about oral
No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse
I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps.
Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one..
It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze.
They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp
Aw feck
Do you need your back scrubbing?
How would you have got here...did I leave my broomstick down there? Wink emoji
Yep got your spare one here
Aw feck it
Can I keep it til Halloween,got a busy night!
Yeah...I hope molly is a black cat"
Haha, mainly white with a bit of black, she will glow in the dark though! Little bugger has been on our low roof today, crying for me to get her down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
Passed on an sti?
Below the belt that one
It was a joke keep your knickers on.
I meant that's where they normally are
Good
But not always,have you not read the thread about oral
No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse
I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps.
Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one..
It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze.
They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp
Aw feck
Do you need your back scrubbing?
How would you have got here...did I leave my broomstick down there? Wink emoji
Yep got your spare one here
Aw feck it
Can I keep it til Halloween,got a busy night!
Yeah...I hope molly is a black cat
Haha, mainly white with a bit of black, she will glow in the dark though! Little bugger has been on our low roof today, crying for me to get her down "
You need a set of my telescopic ladders |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"...so you can blame me.
Carry on ... What have I done?
Passed on an sti?
Below the belt that one
It was a joke keep your knickers on.
I meant that's where they normally are
Good
But not always,have you not read the thread about oral
No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse
I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps.
Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one..
It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze.
They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp
Aw feck
Do you need your back scrubbing?
How would you have got here...did I leave my broomstick down there? Wink emoji
Yep got your spare one here
Aw feck it
Can I keep it til Halloween,got a busy night!
Yeah...I hope molly is a black cat
Haha, mainly white with a bit of black, she will glow in the dark though! Little bugger has been on our low roof today, crying for me to get her down
You need a set of my telescopic ladders "
I think I do! Why do they not come down the same way they went up. She climbed up the conifers to get to the roof.  Sorry Eenie, I've hijacked your thread x |
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