Dont you ever wish life was "more like the movies" ?
After reading some very erotic vampire novels, im sat there thinking ...."corrrr i wish i was her"
With some brick shithouse of a guy , all toned and fit with appendages to match and its all so Ooooooooo my god !!!
Then you slowly come back down to earth and think..."oh well, that was a good read .
Imagination is a good thing sometimes but oh so frustrating at other times