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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Inspired by another thread, is there anything out there that our, um, “friends” would like to know the answer to and they’ve come to you, as the oracle of all things and not at all shy or awkward about such things, to answer?
For example, does anyone know of any effective penis growth solutions out there?
Asking for a, erm, mate... 
What else?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does any one knows of a good blue hair dye? Asking for a friend, literally asking for stringer  "
schwarzkopf Xxlive colours. Not the semi-permenant ones, they do a new range of ‘Metalic’ colours and the blue is amazing. I’ve used it myself and fuck, it lasted ages! Xx |
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"Does any one knows of a good blue hair dye? Asking for a friend, literally asking for stringer "
Manic Panic is amazing, especially the Amplified colours. If you want to go salon quality, Osmo makes an amazing line of colours. I've been mixing the blue with my silver and getting a bit of a blue steel colour and LOVE it. Not only that, but it doesn't wash out quickly.
~ Kitten =^.^= |
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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago
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"Does any one knows of a good blue hair dye? Asking for a friend, literally asking for stringer
schwarzkopf Xxlive colours. Not the semi-permenant ones, they do a new range of ‘Metalic’ colours and the blue is amazing. I’ve used it myself and fuck, it lasted ages! Xx"
STRINGER, NO MORE EXCUSES. I WANT MY BLUE MINGE |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does any one knows of a good blue hair dye? Asking for a friend, literally asking for stringer
schwarzkopf Xxlive colours. Not the semi-permenant ones, they do a new range of ‘Metalic’ colours and the blue is amazing. I’ve used it myself and fuck, it lasted ages! Xx
STRINGER, NO MORE EXCUSES. I WANT MY BLUE MINGE "
You get that blue minge!
However, if it’s ya pubes you’re dying, you will most likely have to bleach them first. Hair dye doesn’t take well to pubes... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does any one knows of a good blue hair dye? Asking for a friend, literally asking for stringer
schwarzkopf Xxlive colours. Not the semi-permenant ones, they do a new range of ‘Metalic’ colours and the blue is amazing. I’ve used it myself and fuck, it lasted ages! Xx
STRINGER, NO MORE EXCUSES. I WANT MY BLUE MINGE "
Need a hand theyer midge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My friend wants to know if any of those breast enhancing creams Wish keeps trying to flog to her actually work  "
If you don't wash your hands after applying it, do your hands get bigger? |
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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago
toy town |
"Does any one knows of a good blue hair dye? Asking for a friend, literally asking for stringer
schwarzkopf Xxlive colours. Not the semi-permenant ones, they do a new range of ‘Metalic’ colours and the blue is amazing. I’ve used it myself and fuck, it lasted ages! Xx
STRINGER, NO MORE EXCUSES. I WANT MY BLUE MINGE
You get that blue minge!
However, if it’s ya pubes you’re dying, you will most likely have to bleach them first. Hair dye doesn’t take well to pubes..."
Not me stringer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does any one knows of a good blue hair dye? Asking for a friend, literally asking for stringer
schwarzkopf Xxlive colours. Not the semi-permenant ones, they do a new range of ‘Metalic’ colours and the blue is amazing. I’ve used it myself and fuck, it lasted ages! Xx
STRINGER, NO MORE EXCUSES. I WANT MY BLUE MINGE
You get that blue minge!
However, if it’s ya pubes you’re dying, you will most likely have to bleach them first. Hair dye doesn’t take well to pubes...
Not me stringer "
Pics or it didn’t happen! (Of your “friend” of course!) |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"Does any one knows of a good blue hair dye? Asking for a friend, literally asking for stringer "
If you are serious I can whizz you to my hairdressing wholesalers missus?!
I think I may even have a Goldwell blue dye here still....? |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"Does any one knows of a good blue hair dye? Asking for a friend, literally asking for stringer
schwarzkopf Xxlive colours. Not the semi-permenant ones, they do a new range of ‘Metalic’ colours and the blue is amazing. I’ve used it myself and fuck, it lasted ages! Xx
STRINGER, NO MORE EXCUSES. I WANT MY BLUE MINGE
You get that blue minge!
However, if it’s ya pubes you’re dying, you will most likely have to bleach them first. Hair dye doesn’t take well to pubes..."
How do you know?! Did a 'friend' tell you?!
(please dear god don't say you tried!?) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does any one knows of a good blue hair dye? Asking for a friend, literally asking for stringer
schwarzkopf Xxlive colours. Not the semi-permenant ones, they do a new range of ‘Metalic’ colours and the blue is amazing. I’ve used it myself and fuck, it lasted ages! Xx
STRINGER, NO MORE EXCUSES. I WANT MY BLUE MINGE
You get that blue minge!
However, if it’s ya pubes you’re dying, you will most likely have to bleach them first. Hair dye doesn’t take well to pubes...
How do you know?! Did a 'friend' tell you?!
(please dear god don't say you tried!?) "
I had pink hair dye left over once and tried to dye my hubby’s pubes pink. Didn’t work - they did have a pink tinge for a while though  |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"Does any one knows of a good blue hair dye? Asking for a friend, literally asking for stringer
schwarzkopf Xxlive colours. Not the semi-permenant ones, they do a new range of ‘Metalic’ colours and the blue is amazing. I’ve used it myself and fuck, it lasted ages! Xx
STRINGER, NO MORE EXCUSES. I WANT MY BLUE MINGE
You get that blue minge!
However, if it’s ya pubes you’re dying, you will most likely have to bleach them first. Hair dye doesn’t take well to pubes...
How do you know?! Did a 'friend' tell you?!
(please dear god don't say you tried!?)
I had pink hair dye left over once and tried to dye my hubby’s pubes pink. Didn’t work - they did have a pink tinge for a while though "
Lmfao that is funny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alright friend?
I want to know if I should upload photos or not 
Yes, but put some bloody clothes on. You'll catch a death
As long as it's the only thing I'll catch "
You know how I worry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What colour/s should I dye my hair next? Asking for a buddy....
Go for the rainbow like mine . It’s lovely "
Oh my god I love it  so beautiful!
I don’t think I have enough hair for that  |
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"Alright friend?
I want to know if I should upload photos or not
Yes, but put some bloody clothes on. You'll catch a death
As long as it's the only thing I'll catch
You know how I worry."
You are a bloody fine one to speak! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alright friend?
I want to know if I should upload photos or not
Yes, but put some bloody clothes on. You'll catch a death
As long as it's the only thing I'll catch
You know how I worry.
You are a bloody fine one to speak!"
The one time I'm not wearing clothes |
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"Alright friend?
I want to know if I should upload photos or not
Yes, but put some bloody clothes on. You'll catch a death
As long as it's the only thing I'll catch
You know how I worry.
You are a bloody fine one to speak!
The one time I'm not wearing clothes "
I'm being worn...what's your problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alright friend?
I want to know if I should upload photos or not
Yes, but put some bloody clothes on. You'll catch a death
As long as it's the only thing I'll catch
You know how I worry.
You are a bloody fine one to speak!
The one time I'm not wearing clothes
I'm being worn...what's your problem "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My friend would like to know at what point do you go from "keen" to "stalker" when perving someone's profile and is it wise to stay in stealth mode just in case? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"My friend would like to know the quickest way to reduce obvious scratch marks across her boobs. Fully buttoned shirts aren't really suiting her.
Polo necks "
My friend thinks you're very wise and that you should get more photos up soon! |
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"My friend would like to know the quickest way to reduce obvious scratch marks across her boobs. Fully buttoned shirts aren't really suiting her.
Polo necks
My friend thinks you're very wise and that you should get more photos up soon!"
When I'm told |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My friend would like to know where she can get a rainbow wig like above as is sick of dying her roots pink..... "
Oh my friend would like to know this too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My 'friend' started dating someone from a vanilla site. He seems a bit kinky too... Should she tell him how she used to have a couples profile on fab with her ex now or leave it a bit to spill the beans? |
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"My 'friend' started dating someone from a vanilla site. He seems a bit kinky too... Should she tell him how she used to have a couples profile on fab with her ex now or leave it a bit to spill the beans? "
How kinky? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My 'friend' started dating someone from a vanilla site. He seems a bit kinky too... Should she tell him how she used to have a couples profile on fab with her ex now or leave it a bit to spill the beans?
How kinky?"
Adventurous (Try anything once kinda kinky?)
Asked about fantasies and role play.
3rd date this weekend... I shall ask 'her' How it goes |
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"My 'friend' started dating someone from a vanilla site. He seems a bit kinky too... Should she tell him how she used to have a couples profile on fab with her ex now or leave it a bit to spill the beans?
How kinky?
Adventurous (Try anything once kinda kinky?)
Asked about fantasies and role play.
3rd date this weekend... I shall ask 'her' How it goes"
Sounds like a good idea. I'm intrigued  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My friend has started seeing someone she really rather likes who is relatively inexperienced and a self confessed "blank canvas" for her. She is worried she might break him. Where does she start? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone from works cousin wants to know to get the best action pics done?
Make a lol movie and take screenshots. Dave who works in the frozen foods aisle in Asda seats by that method..... "
Not Dave!! You do know what he's been doing with milk Maid ice lollies then resealing and putting out for sale. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My friend has started seeing someone she really rather likes who is relatively inexperienced and a self confessed "blank canvas" for her. She is worried she might break him. Where does she start? "
With plenty of lube and the smallest artichoke she can find. |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"Someone from works cousin wants to know to get the best action pics done?
Make a lol movie and take screenshots. Dave who works in the frozen foods aisle in Asda seats by that method.....
Not Dave!! You do know what he's been doing with milk Maid ice lollies then resealing and putting out for sale. "
Yeah but it's only the chocolate ones and I don't mind as I don't like them |
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"Inspired by another thread, is there anything out there that our, um, “friends” would like to know the answer to and they’ve come to you, as the oracle of all things and not at all shy or awkward about such things, to answer?
For example, does anyone know of any effective penis growth solutions out there?
Asking for a, erm, mate...
What else? "
Got a magnifying glass for your mate if he still wants it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My friend Fake Dave wants to know how long after a nasty stomach bug can you safely fart?
3 days.
I more day to go.
He says.
As the Housemartins once sang...
Keep it all in"
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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago
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"My friend Fake Dave wants to know how long after a nasty stomach bug can you safely fart?
3 days.
As long as his bowels have been opened and emptied prior to farting, dear gawd "
open the windows first |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"I'd ask the blue hair dye question too. Manic panic, directions, livexxl, none of them seem to last in my hair.
Also sanitary towels that don't take a runner down my trouser leg."
Try smart available on Amazon. I have never used the blue but the pink is the best I've found for lasting |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My friend has realised that his arse crack is rather hairy and although he keeps the frontage well maintained he wonders how best to tackle the back garden so to speak.
My friend wants a solution that will be relatively long lasting but he’s a busy guy and doesn’t want to spend his bath times in contorted positions worrying about having a razor near the holiest of holy holes.
Asking for a friend obviously! |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"My friend has realised that his arse crack is rather hairy and although he keeps the frontage well maintained he wonders how best to tackle the back garden so to speak.
My friend wants a solution that will be relatively long lasting but he’s a busy guy and doesn’t want to spend his bath times in contorted positions worrying about having a razor near the holiest of holy holes.
Asking for a friend obviously!"
I'll wax it for your friend  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My friend has realised that his arse crack is rather hairy and although he keeps the frontage well maintained he wonders how best to tackle the back garden so to speak.
My friend wants a solution that will be relatively long lasting but he’s a busy guy and doesn’t want to spend his bath times in contorted positions worrying about having a razor near the holiest of holy holes.
Asking for a friend obviously!
I'll wax it for your friend "
My friend thanks you for the kind offer but feels he has to decline as he’d like to park his penis in your garage at some point in the future and feels it might be awkward after you’ve seen him cry.
This is the reason he doesn’t ask his life partner to do it also. |
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"My friend has realised that his arse crack is rather hairy and although he keeps the frontage well maintained he wonders how best to tackle the back garden so to speak.
My friend wants a solution that will be relatively long lasting but he’s a busy guy and doesn’t want to spend his bath times in contorted positions worrying about having a razor near the holiest of holy holes.
Asking for a friend obviously!"
Lazer hair removal?
My friend also wants to know how to lighten the skin around her holiest of holes
Also, I don't remember you having a hairy bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My friend has realised that his arse crack is rather hairy and although he keeps the frontage well maintained he wonders how best to tackle the back garden so to speak.
My friend wants a solution that will be relatively long lasting but he’s a busy guy and doesn’t want to spend his bath times in contorted positions worrying about having a razor near the holiest of holy holes.
Asking for a friend obviously!
Lazer hair removal?
My friend also wants to know how to lighten the skin around her holiest of holes
Also, I don't remember you having a hairy bum "
Lazer hair removal... sounds plausible, my friend thanks you.
If your friend would be kind enough to forward a picture of her hole I’ll gladly paint it whiteish and return it to her 
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"My friend has realised that his arse crack is rather hairy and although he keeps the frontage well maintained he wonders how best to tackle the back garden so to speak.
My friend wants a solution that will be relatively long lasting but he’s a busy guy and doesn’t want to spend his bath times in contorted positions worrying about having a razor near the holiest of holy holes.
Asking for a friend obviously!
I'll wax it for your friend
My friend thanks you for the kind offer but feels he has to decline as he’d like to park his penis in your garage at some point in the future and feels it might be awkward after you’ve seen him cry.
This is the reason he doesn’t ask his life partner to do it also."
my garage doors are open!!
(but tell your friend to hurry up its raining!!) |
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