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"Morning bladey, I'm poorly too. Just been perving on you! 
Wow I'm flattered I perv you regularly. Thank God for stealth or I'd be blocked 
Why you poorly nothing serious I hope x"
I'd never block you for perving on me.
I've just switched stealth mode off as I'm feeling brave 
I've only got a cold nothing to serious. X
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"Morning bladey, I'm poorly too. Just been perving on you!
Wow I'm flattered I perv you regularly. Thank God for stealth or I'd be blocked
Why you poorly nothing serious I hope x
I'd never block you for perving on me.
I've just switched stealth mode off as I'm feeling brave
I've only got a cold nothing to serious. X
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Carfull I'll get ideas. Who am I kidding I've already plenty of them 
Aww glad it's nothing serious just watch out for that man strain a little biddy thing like you could never service although if you need your brow mopping I got skills   |
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"We're waiting for the taxi to take to the airport for our holibobs. 
Ohhh nice where you off to. Not jealous not jealous
Off to Turkey, in the taxi now. Looking forward to it. "
I've some real happy memories of Turkey I should go back. Have a pipe for me when you get there |
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Morning mate. Yep insomnia pain and lack of hard drugs
Jeez... none of that is fun at all!! "
I believe the hard drugs are supposed to be but with my sheltered up bringing and crippling shyness I'd not no |
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"Morning fuckwit I'm not well either but you don't really care
Oh hello mate didn't see you there
Yeah yeah yeah !
Oh sorry I've been off to make a coffee and have a perv "
And I bet I know who of to. Fucking wow  |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
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"Morning fuckwit I'm not well either but you don't really care
Oh hello mate didn't see you there
Yeah yeah yeah !
Oh sorry I've been off to make a coffee and have a perv
And I bet I know who of to. Fucking wow "
Well it wasn't fecking you |
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"Morning fuckwit I'm not well either but you don't really care
Oh hello mate didn't see you there
Yeah yeah yeah !
Oh sorry I've been off to make a coffee and have a perv
And I bet I know who of to. Fucking wow
Well it wasn't fecking you "
Make a fucking change ya puff  |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Morning fuckwit I'm not well either but you don't really care
Oh hello mate didn't see you there
Yeah yeah yeah !
Oh sorry I've been off to make a coffee and have a perv
And I bet I know who of to. Fucking wow
Well it wasn't fecking you
Make a fucking change ya puff "
Shut it limpdick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I too am "poorly ",due to my greediness, scoffing a cheese burger with onions at 1,30 this morning, ,,I'm in absolute agony suffering from severe heartburn |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I too am "poorly ",due to my greediness, scoffing a cheese burger with onions at 1,30 this morning, ,,I'm in absolute agony suffering from severe heartburn "
Nowt worse than burping onions |
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"Morning fuckwit I'm not well either but you don't really care
Oh hello mate didn't see you there
Yeah yeah yeah !
Oh sorry I've been off to make a coffee and have a perv
And I bet I know who of to. Fucking wow
Well it wasn't fecking you
Make a fucking change ya puff
Shut it limpdick "
Look just because I've no interest in banging you doesn't been it's limp. Don't be bitter because I don't swing your way just except that we aren't all fab straight. |
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"I too am "poorly ",due to my greediness, scoffing a cheese burger with onions at 1,30 this morning, ,,I'm in absolute agony suffering from severe heartburn
Nowt worse than burping onions "
Beat me to it |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
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"I too am "poorly ",due to my greediness, scoffing a cheese burger with onions at 1,30 this morning, ,,I'm in absolute agony suffering from severe heartburn
Nowt worse than burping onions
Beat me to it "
I'll beat you with a stick ya cheeky fecker |
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"I too am "poorly ",due to my greediness, scoffing a cheese burger with onions at 1,30 this morning, ,,I'm in absolute agony suffering from severe heartburn
Nowt worse than burping onions
Beat me to it
I'll beat you with a stick ya cheeky fecker "
Put em up put em up |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I too am "poorly ",due to my greediness, scoffing a cheese burger with onions at 1,30 this morning, ,,I'm in absolute agony suffering from severe heartburn
Nowt worse than burping onions
Beat me to it
I'll beat you with a stick ya cheeky fecker
Put em up put em up "
Suffering suckatash |
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"I too am "poorly ",due to my greediness, scoffing a cheese burger with onions at 1,30 this morning, ,,I'm in absolute agony suffering from severe heartburn
Nowt worse than burping onions
Beat me to it
I'll beat you with a stick ya cheeky fecker
Put em up put em up
Suffering suckatash "
dickhead |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I too am "poorly ",due to my greediness, scoffing a cheese burger with onions at 1,30 this morning, ,,I'm in absolute agony suffering from severe heartburn
Nowt worse than burping onions
Beat me to it
I'll beat you with a stick ya cheeky fecker
Put em up put em up
Suffering suckatash
dickhead "
Twatface |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"it's been a while since I've done the morning thread so what's been happening folks. Hope your all well bla bla bla me I'm still poorly sick and by fuck it's doing my box in "
Morning! I’m having an exceptionally vigorous wank, sliding all over the kitchen tiles. Then I’m going to do some diy. |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
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"it's been a while since I've done the morning thread so what's been happening folks. Hope your all well bla bla bla me I'm still poorly sick and by fuck it's doing my box in
Morning! I’m having an exceptionally vigorous wank, sliding all over the kitchen tiles. Then I’m going to do some diy. "
That's what happens when you leave your socks on. |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"it's been a while since I've done the morning thread so what's been happening folks. Hope your all well bla bla bla me I'm still poorly sick and by fuck it's doing my box in "
Morning Bladey
Feck off, Wednesday morning... |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
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"it's been a while since I've done the morning thread so what's been happening folks. Hope your all well bla bla bla me I'm still poorly sick and by fuck it's doing my box in
Morning Bladey
Feck off, Wednesday morning..."
How rude |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"it's been a while since I've done the morning thread so what's been happening folks. Hope your all well bla bla bla me I'm still poorly sick and by fuck it's doing my box in
Morning Bladey
Feck off, Wednesday morning...
How rude"
I poke my tongue out at your snowflakiness... |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
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"it's been a while since I've done the morning thread so what's been happening folks. Hope your all well bla bla bla me I'm still poorly sick and by fuck it's doing my box in
Morning Bladey
Feck off, Wednesday morning...
How rude
I poke my tongue out at your snowflakiness..."
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"it's been a while since I've done the morning thread so what's been happening folks. Hope your all well bla bla bla me I'm still poorly sick and by fuck it's doing my box in
Morning Bladey
Feck off, Wednesday morning...
How rude
I poke my tongue out at your snowflakiness...
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By (user no longer on site)
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Bore da Bladey
Hope you get sorted soon buddy it's been a while .
Good morning Friends Fabbers and Forumites. Happy hump day , it's going to be beautiful day I hope you all get to enjoy it |
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"Morning Bladey. Still hanging? I feel bad for buying you that birthday drink on saturday now! 
No no no that's long gone now. My wrist or rather hand is making life more than just a little tricky "
I thought as much. Ah, I knew you were made of harder stuff anyway Dude
Fingers crossed it heals up pronto for you |
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"Morning Bladey. Still hanging? I feel bad for buying you that birthday drink on saturday now!
No no no that's long gone now. My wrist or rather hand is making life more than just a little tricky
Still can't have a wank then "
Its my left you cock I'm a righty so it's all good |
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