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"Yes. They must have done, someone somewhere, law of probabilities I reckon! I haven’t!"
That electro globe gets any closer you might be in for a spontaneous combustion! |
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"Yes. They must have done, someone somewhere, law of probabilities I reckon! I haven’t!
That electro globe gets any closer you might be in for a spontaneous combustion!"
 I electrocuted my willy!  |
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"Yes. They must have done, someone somewhere, law of probabilities I reckon! I haven’t!
That electro globe gets any closer you might be in for a spontaneous combustion!
I electrocuted my willy! "
Did it leave the hair on your head looking like Albert Einstein? |
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" ... love your posts op! I now want to see if I can..."
You can indeed. Just bring an industrial sized can of Elnett, backcomb a little and let the pyrotechnics begin. |
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"I once set a hotel room on fire by accident
What by setting light to your pubes first?"
Wouldn’t that be an amazing thing to have to explain to the firefighters?
‘Just wanted to see if my pubes would set on fire...forgot I sprayed them with hairspray earlier’ |
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"I once set a hotel room on fire by accident
What by setting light to your pubes first?
Wouldn’t that be an amazing thing to have to explain to the firefighters?
‘Just wanted to see if my pubes would set on fire...forgot I sprayed them with hairspray earlier’"
Well these thing's do happen. |
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"I once set a hotel room on fire by accident
Fairmont ? "
Nah was in London. We had just gotten a megabus over, and as soon as we got there we napped. I woke up and removed my makeup and my husband went down to reception for something. I decided to straighten my hair, and turned the straighteners on and went to brush my teeth in the bathroom. When I came back the baby wipe I had used to take my makeup on was on fire and the desk had started to set on fire, my straighteners had slipped and started burning things.
And no fire alarm went off |
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"I once set a hotel room on fire by accident
Fairmont ?
Nah was in London. We had just gotten a megabus over, and as soon as we got there we napped. I woke up and removed my makeup and my husband went down to reception for something. I decided to straighten my hair, and turned the straighteners on and went to brush my teeth in the bathroom. When I came back the baby wipe I had used to take my makeup on was on fire and the desk had started to set on fire, my straighteners had slipped and started burning things.
And no fire alarm went off "
Wow, did you get charged for that? |
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"I once set a hotel room on fire by accident
Fairmont ?
Nah was in London. We had just gotten a megabus over, and as soon as we got there we napped. I woke up and removed my makeup and my husband went down to reception for something. I decided to straighten my hair, and turned the straighteners on and went to brush my teeth in the bathroom. When I came back the baby wipe I had used to take my makeup on was on fire and the desk had started to set on fire, my straighteners had slipped and started burning things.
And no fire alarm went off
Wow, did you get charged for that? "
Nope
My straighteners were damaged (they were my mums, she wasn’t happy) and there was a few burn marks and that was that. Think they were just happy we didn’t kick off too much that there was no fire alarm |
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"I once set a hotel room on fire by accident
Fairmont ?
Nah was in London. We had just gotten a megabus over, and as soon as we got there we napped. I woke up and removed my makeup and my husband went down to reception for something. I decided to straighten my hair, and turned the straighteners on and went to brush my teeth in the bathroom. When I came back the baby wipe I had used to take my makeup on was on fire and the desk had started to set on fire, my straighteners had slipped and started burning things.
And no fire alarm went off "
Ohh they bloody things, twice girlfriends have burnt my carpets,is it a revenge thing ? |
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"I once set a hotel room on fire by accident
Fairmont ?
Nah was in London. We had just gotten a megabus over, and as soon as we got there we napped. I woke up and removed my makeup and my husband went down to reception for something. I decided to straighten my hair, and turned the straighteners on and went to brush my teeth in the bathroom. When I came back the baby wipe I had used to take my makeup on was on fire and the desk had started to set on fire, my straighteners had slipped and started burning things.
And no fire alarm went off
Ohh they bloody things, twice girlfriends have burnt my carpets,is it a revenge thing ? "
....was it on purpose? |
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"I once set a hotel room on fire by accident
Fairmont ?
Nah was in London. We had just gotten a megabus over, and as soon as we got there we napped. I woke up and removed my makeup and my husband went down to reception for something. I decided to straighten my hair, and turned the straighteners on and went to brush my teeth in the bathroom. When I came back the baby wipe I had used to take my makeup on was on fire and the desk had started to set on fire, my straighteners had slipped and started burning things.
And no fire alarm went off
Ohh they bloody things, twice girlfriends have burnt my carpets,is it a revenge thing ?
....was it on purpose? "
You tell me don't think so but one of them burnt my kitchen worktop with a frying pan  |
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