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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Things in porn you don’t understand.
Say what it is and maybe together, as a team, we can solve the mysteries.
What I don’t understand, is pizza delivery men porn. The pizza is getting cold? At least eat the pizza first and then fuck |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How guys last so long  "
I don’t get it either?? I watched a documentary and halfway through they pause and take photos of websites and promotions?!
But they sometimes have to swap the man out if he can’t cum, and they have someone else preform the action shot. They also cover the girls face in lotion instead of cum. So he’ll cum on her face, then they’ll pause, stay still and someone from production runs on and puts some lotion on her face. 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They should make them more realistic ... the guy going at it with his tongue whilst the woman carries on watching Emmerdale "
Playing candy crush on her phone... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Why do the male police officers have proper uniform yet the women have revealing and impractical uniform? Same with teachers. And any other profession. Hmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The sheer amount of (fake) interfamily porn (it wouldn’t let me put the proper word!). Does that do it for people?"
Must do it for some people or they wouldn’t make it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How guys last so long
You’re just fucking the wrong guys 
I like fast cummers  "
If there’s one area I don’t disappoint it’s blowing my beans early doors. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's with the shitty soundtrack !! I'm sure mainstream record labels should grant permission have some commercial music such as
Great Balls Of Fire etc
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why the fuck some porn films persist with insisting on a plot line! Everyone just fast forwards to the nudey action don’t they!? "
There’s a James Deen scene where he’s picking lemons from a lemon tree. Oscar worthy acting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do the male police officers have proper uniform yet the women have revealing and impractical uniform? Same with teachers. And any other profession. Hmmmm"
You mean that all Policewomen don’t wear stockings, suspenders and quarter cup bras!? FFS!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why do the male police officers have proper uniform yet the women have revealing and impractical uniform? Same with teachers. And any other profession. Hmmmm
You mean that all Policewomen don’t wear stockings, suspenders and quarter cup bras!? FFS! "
Sorry for ruining that for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why the fuck some porn films persist with insisting on a plot line! Everyone just fast forwards to the nudey action don’t they!?
There’s a James Deen scene where he’s picking lemons from a lemon tree. Oscar worthy acting. "
You seem to know your porn!! 
Another reason why I like you!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why the fuck some porn films persist with insisting on a plot line! Everyone just fast forwards to the nudey action don’t they!?
There’s a James Deen scene where he’s picking lemons from a lemon tree. Oscar worthy acting.
You seem to know your porn!!
Another reason why I like you!! "
I’m old enough to watch porn YA KNOW |
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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago
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That amount of women that think they are being interviewed for a photo shoot for swimwear. Yet end up having full blown sex on video. I know that are all porn stars but would any of the women on here really fall for it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Things in porn you don’t understand.
Say what it is and maybe together, as a team, we can solve the mysteries.
What I don’t understand, is pizza delivery men porn. The pizza is getting cold? At least eat the pizza first and then fuck"
Dirty toilets  yuk!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Things in porn you don’t understand.
Say what it is and maybe together, as a team, we can solve the mysteries.
What I don’t understand, is pizza delivery men porn. The pizza is getting cold? At least eat the pizza first and then fuck
Dirty toilets yuk!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those fake penises they use in humiliation videos or "12in" videos with fake foamy cum "
Yeah... the ones where they constantly have to hold the base of the fake cock so it doesn’t fall off. Absolute nonsense |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How do all the women manage to take a full load in the face without even blinking? "
Or drowning or snorting it?! Or getting it in their eye and screaming because that shit hurts? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Things in porn you don’t understand.
Say what it is and maybe together, as a team, we can solve the mysteries.
What I don’t understand, is pizza delivery men porn. The pizza is getting cold? At least eat the pizza first and then fuck"
Yes!!
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Americans!
they all seem to have fake tits, fake tans, fake teeth, fake nails and way too much dodgy ink.
i won't even mention the annoying, millisecond perfect, high pitched 'oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes' like a rusty swing in a strong breeze.
dirty euro porn is much better  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The guy comes on to the woman and she accepts
Or even more unrealistic the woman comes on to the guy
I mean where's the hours and hours of wearing the woman down into acquiescence? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The guy comes on to the woman and she accepts
Or even more unrealistic the woman comes on to the guy
I mean where's the hours and hours of wearing the woman down into acquiescence? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The guy comes on to the woman and she accepts
Or even more unrealistic the woman comes on to the guy
I mean where's the hours and hours of wearing the woman down into acquiescence?
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Oi you! Aren't you supposed to be off having a gorgeous bareback fuck? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The guy comes on to the woman and she accepts
Or even more unrealistic the woman comes on to the guy
I mean where's the hours and hours of wearing the woman down into acquiescence?
Oi you! Aren't you supposed to be off having a gorgeous bareback fuck? "
Soon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How guys last so long
You’re just fucking the wrong guys
I like fast cummers "
I used to be with a girl who would try and make me cum as quickly as possible, it made her very hot 'knowing what I'd done' she said. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Americans!
they all seem to have fake tits, fake tans, fake teeth, fake nails and way too much dodgy ink.
i won't even mention the annoying, millisecond perfect, high pitched 'oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes' like a rusty swing in a strong breeze.
dirty euro porn is much better "
The oh yes oh yes in a voice that they all have!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How guys last so long
I don’t get it either?? I watched a documentary and halfway through they pause and take photos of websites and promotions?!
But they sometimes have to swap the man out if he can’t cum, and they have someone else preform the action shot. They also cover the girls face in lotion instead of cum. So he’ll cum on her face, then they’ll pause, stay still and someone from production runs on and puts some lotion on her face.
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Thats the using good viagra and fluffers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many fake taxis are fitted with all angle cameras
Got to love Fake Taxi
I think it's rubbish, don't get the appeal at all
Me either"
Well they say opinions are like Arseholes ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How many fake taxis are fitted with all angle cameras
Got to love Fake Taxi
I think it's rubbish, don't get the appeal at all
Me either
Well they say opinions are like Arseholes ! "
Some get fucked daily? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The "I've never done anal before and I'm scared it might hurt" actresses who 5 mins later without lube are taking a monster cock all the way there!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many fake taxis are fitted with all angle cameras
Got to love Fake Taxi
I think it's rubbish, don't get the appeal at all
Me either
Well they say opinions are like Arseholes !
Some get fucked daily?"
And they always get a tip  lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Americans!
they all seem to have fake tits, fake tans, fake teeth, fake nails and way too much dodgy ink.
i won't even mention the annoying, millisecond perfect, high pitched 'oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes' like a rusty swing in a strong breeze.
dirty euro porn is much better "
I don't really like porn for this reason
Watersports, now what is that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hunky sexy delivery drivers who pull up at a house and then deliver the goods obviously of a sexual nature .
How many times have you waited for a delivery and the bugger never turns up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Americans!
they all seem to have fake tits, fake tans, fake teeth, fake nails and way too much dodgy ink.
i won't even mention the annoying, millisecond perfect, high pitched 'oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes' like a rusty swing in a strong breeze.
dirty euro porn is much better
I don't really like porn for this reason
Watersports, now what is that "
It’s piss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Americans!
they all seem to have fake tits, fake tans, fake teeth, fake nails and way too much dodgy ink.
i won't even mention the annoying, millisecond perfect, high pitched 'oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes' like a rusty swing in a strong breeze.
dirty euro porn is much better
I don't really like porn for this reason
Watersports, now what is that
It’s piss"
Yep squirting, gushing all piss |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Americans!
they all seem to have fake tits, fake tans, fake teeth, fake nails and way too much dodgy ink.
i won't even mention the annoying, millisecond perfect, high pitched 'oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes' like a rusty swing in a strong breeze.
dirty euro porn is much better
I don't really like porn for this reason
Watersports, now what is that
It’s piss
Yep squirting, gushing all piss "
Yep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Americans!
they all seem to have fake tits, fake tans, fake teeth, fake nails and way too much dodgy ink.
i won't even mention the annoying, millisecond perfect, high pitched 'oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes' like a rusty swing in a strong breeze.
dirty euro porn is much better
I don't really like porn for this reason
Watersports, now what is that
It’s piss
Yep squirting, gushing all piss
Yep"
Glad that's all cleared up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How guys last so long "
They don't really last that long. When they get close to cumming the guy and the camera stops. The camera starts again after a rest. They keep on doing that until the cum shot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How guys last so long
I don’t get it either?? I watched a documentary and halfway through they pause and take photos of websites and promotions?!
But they sometimes have to swap the man out if he can’t cum, and they have someone else preform the action shot. They also cover the girls face in lotion instead of cum. So he’ll cum on her face, then they’ll pause, stay still and someone from production runs on and puts some lotion on her face.
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You're both meeting the wrong guys  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why the fuck some porn films persist with insisting on a plot line! Everyone just fast forwards to the nudey action don’t they!?
I'm there for the plot twists"
I’m there for the lemons |
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"Why the fuck some porn films persist with insisting on a plot line! Everyone just fast forwards to the nudey action don’t they!?
I'm there for the plot twists
I’m there for the lemons "
There is a scene on one film with a lemon stealing whore. It's hilarious. Great story too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why the fuck some porn films persist with insisting on a plot line! Everyone just fast forwards to the nudey action don’t they!?
I'm there for the plot twists
I’m there for the lemons
There is a scene on one film with a lemon stealing whore. It's hilarious. Great story too."
James Deen?  |
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"How many fake taxis are fitted with all angle cameras
Got to love Fake Taxi
I think it's rubbish, don't get the appeal at all
Me either"
I've read that the Fake Taxi cockney guy is real life Taxi rapist John Worboys.....puts a slightly different slant on his films |
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"I once saw a gay porn clip involving the use of a fork lift truck
It was in Berlin
Nuff said "
I find gay porn even more unconvincing than straight, the guys fit 3 stereotypes, Muscle bound, skinny twink or fat old dude and they either go commando or wear jocks, jeez, what happened to proper underwear? And why do so many male porn stars, straight or gay have big fat cocks with tiny little bell ends? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once saw a gay porn clip involving the use of a fork lift truck
It was in Berlin
Nuff said
I find gay porn even more unconvincing than straight, the guys fit 3 stereotypes, Muscle bound, skinny twink or fat old dude and they either go commando or wear jocks, jeez, what happened to proper underwear? And why do so many male porn stars, straight or gay have big fat cocks with tiny little bell ends?"
I think there’s a squeezing exercise technique to get more girth, but obviously doesn’t affect the bell end. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The pizza man taught me everything I know.
My pizza man now runs the local corner shop
I’m sure his business is genuine. "
It is, he’s a great guy bless him |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Things in porn you don’t understand.
Say what it is and maybe together, as a team, we can solve the mysteries.
What I don’t understand, is pizza delivery men porn. The pizza is getting cold? At least eat the pizza first and then fuck"
Some people love cold pizza,what I don't understand is how they manage to make the yes yes yes oh yes sound the same everytime no matter who's saying it and also how you never see the directors shadow as he orchestrates it all |
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Guy in a suit shags secretary, he's wearing a suit, she's wearing slutty clothes with a sort of 80s/90s look to them, underneath his trousers he's commando and she's wearing either no knickers or not the sort of underwear you'd expect anywhere other than the bedroom.
Or two bubble butted fake blondes with big fake tits wearing gym attire that looks like it's painted on seduce beefy gym instructor with massive dick.
Really? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Guy in a suit shags secretary, he's wearing a suit, she's wearing slutty clothes with a sort of 80s/90s look to them, underneath his trousers he's commando and she's wearing either no knickers or not the sort of underwear you'd expect anywhere other than the bedroom.
Or two bubble butted fake blondes with big fake tits wearing gym attire that looks like it's painted on seduce beefy gym instructor with massive dick.
Really?"
I never see it happening in my local gym |
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"It'd be good to see some porn bloopers "
They're out there.
Can't remember the site but saw collections which included
A fly buzzing around and landing on a pussy during an anal scene.
Various cum shots not going as planned including someone taking cum in the eye very badly and another when a fellow female laughs when it lands in an eye.
Folk falling over, losing balance or position
General fooling around and pranks
Bleeding from anal
Folk not happy at various activities or acts not agreed to beforehand
Folk leaving the set not to return, usually first timers who thought it was going to be different
Cameras, microphones equipment in shot, directly or in mirrors.
Farts during sex (from either partner)
Inadvertent poop on cock on withdrawal from anal
Back locking and unable to move.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Fake taxi baffles me
What, the concept?
He isn’t a real taco driver
Oh it isn’t real . There was me wanting to change profession "
He may be a real taxi driver. Just not a taco driver |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fake taxi baffles me
What, the concept?
He isn’t a real taco driver
Oh it isn’t real . There was me wanting to change profession
He may be a real taxi driver. Just not a taco driver "
Love tacos |
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