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If you could offer one bit advice for Fab to a newbie !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Mine would be, never message first. Wait for them to come to you !

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By *olfAndKittenCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Patience is a virtue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Treat is as fun and not a sex quest!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Treat others how you would like to be treated yourself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

showing off is the skill of a fool

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By *riefcase_WankerMan over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Treat others how you would like to be treated yourself "

But what if you are a sadomasochist into being humiliated and degraded?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine would be, never message first. Wait for them to come to you ! "

Worked for you. Eventually.

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Apply filters immediately

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be yourself and be nice.. if it is yours it will be yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make sure you always spell correctly

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Go to a club and work backwards from there.

The forum is not always the best feed into the scene.

Make friends in socials.... then explore the forums.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mine would be, never message first. Wait for them to come to you !

Worked for you. Eventually."

He waits, that what he does.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You don’t need to reply to everyone who messages you, so don’t

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make sure you always spell correctly

I mean corracttly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Treat others how you would like to be treated yourself

But what if you are a sadomasochist into being humiliated and degraded?

Maybe just tell them that’s what you enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You don’t need to reply to everyone who messages you, so don’t "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of you wouldn’t do it in the street, don’t do it here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Make sure you always spell correctly

Apologies for the poor grammar in the thread title, but I’m cooking up a storm in the kitchen and I can’t multi task.

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Mine would be, never message first. Wait for them to come to you ! "

Mine would be don't have a profile pic with hand down pants you would look like a wanker , that and lift weights but don't post that you do , some might take the piss bru xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine would be, never message first. Wait for them to come to you !

Worked for you. Eventually.

He waits, that what he does. "

Never forget the cake. That’s my advice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Read profiles. Always. Otherwise you are risking getting blocked.

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By *agermeisterMan over a year ago

Leeds

Post cock pics on your profile. Lots and lots of cock pics.

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

Don't take this too serious.

If it's not fun, there's no point

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By *unniebee1970Woman over a year ago

The Hive

Be interesting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Post cock pics on your profile. Lots and lots of cock pics."

Duly noted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make sure you always spell correctly

Apologies for the poor grammar in the thread title, but I’m cooking up a storm in the kitchen and I can’t multi task.

Ha ha I didn't even notice till you pointed it out

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Don't take things to heart especially on the forums.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make private notes.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Never Google blue waffle.

*can't believe no one's said it already......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apply filters immediately "

This

Also,time invested in learning how the site works will pay off, such as don't take it personally if you don't get a response. Your cyberself has been passed by, not you.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t get drawn into listing everything you don’t want. There are plenty of quite threatening horrible profiles on here. Being nice is much sexier.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock pics all the way.

Get 'em foaming at the vaj.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

remove that your a single male from your profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always type messages in the nude so people can see you have nothing to hide.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cock pics all the way.

Get 'em foaming at the vaj."

I was told to put mine away yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont get attatched, its not a dating site. Your on here to have FUN only x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Delete your profile.

Delete your browsing history.

Don't

look

back.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Delete your profile.

Delete your browsing history.

Don't

look

back."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Delete your profile.

Delete your browsing history.

Don't

look

back."

I wish I’d taken this advice the first time I was here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Delete your profile.

Delete your browsing history.

Don't

look

back."

Adios amigo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cock pics all the way.

Get 'em foaming at the vaj.

I was told to put mine away yesterday. "

And you complied?

#2 Don't listen to others, do your thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Never flirt on the forums.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Turn around bright eyes...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it seems too good to be true it usually is

If they ask for payment its a scam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cock pics all the way.

Get 'em foaming at the vaj.

I was told to put mine away yesterday.

And you complied?

#2 Don't listen to others, do your thing."

Yeah, you hang in there sunshine!

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

As my good friend Hatter once said;

"Don't be a cunt"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As my good friend Hatter once said;

"Don't be a cunt""

Didn’t someone say earlier to be yourself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Turn around bright eyes..."

Cher why you singing Bonnie, get your own material and stop covering ABBA. That Fernando cover is a shocker ?!

Kind regards X

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"As my good friend Hatter once said;

"Don't be a cunt""

I say that often too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As my good friend Hatter once said;

"Don't be a cunt""

Wise emotive words.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Turn around bright eyes...

Cher why you singing Bonnie, get your own material and stop covering ABBA. That Fernando cover is a shocker ?!

Kind regards X"

So is my hair. Fuck sake.

If I could turn back time....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Accept Platinum membership if offered and unlock entry to Narnia.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As my good friend Hatter once said;

"Don't be a cunt""

Surely that's just life. Not for some I guess.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enjoy its just another chapter in life, live and laugh

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS over a year ago

Cornwall

Leave now ...while you still can ...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Assume that it's slow to become established if you are male.

You don't get owt for nowt -

Investment of effort is needed.

Sophieslut's a great shag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't think everyone has the same heart as you because that's what will fuck you up.

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By *wingin CatMan over a year ago

London

Be yourself, and don't resent rejection.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As my good friend Hatter once said;

"Don't be a cunt"

I say that often too

Last Jan 1st I asked that everyone on the forums stopped being cunts for the new year.

Did they listen?

No they fucking didn't and one particular cunt couldn't help commenting with a cunty comment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Leave for single males... there is to much competition for me.

Use your filters for single women to stop the 10000s of messages.

Don't be so demanding for couples.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be patient.

Go to clubs and socialise.

Online....you are 1 guy in hundreds of thousands, in a club you are 1 guy in maybe 20.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be careful who you trust

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

To all the single guys I'd say post as many cock pics as you can. Copy and past a good msg they want know honest. When you've been out with the lads and still pissed with cock in hand stick it on your status these bitches love that. Right you'll have to excuse me now my inbox is glowing because you've made me look so fucking good. Suckers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As my good friend Hatter once said;

"Don't be a cunt"

I say that often too

Last Jan 1st I asked that everyone on the forums stopped being cunts for the new year.

Did they listen?

No they fucking didn't and one particular cunt couldn't help commenting with a cunty comment

Who dat ?

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

Run while you can

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Patience is a virtue"

second that and be polite as well as respectful That way you will build a rappport with fellow fabbers. Goes along.

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By *atalie..Woman over a year ago

Bolton

Be the person you want to be and not what others need you to be.

Don't shag everything with a pulse have standards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be honest on your profile

Be patient

Be respectful

Try to avoid being too pissed when you message someone - I guarantee that you will say something stupid.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't worry if people think your kink is a bit

Own it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't think everyone has the same heart as you because that's what will fuck you up. "

That's true in 'real life' too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't worry if people think your kink is a bit

Own it

Wish I could own your bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't worry if people think your kink is a bit

Own it

Wish I could own your bum "

You can borrow it for a bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wear sunscreen

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By *wingin CatMan over a year ago

London

"Be patient.

Go to clubs and socialise.

Online....you are 1 guy in hundreds of thousands, in a club you are 1 guy in maybe 20.

This...

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Be positive.

Have fun.

Don't take it all too seriously.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get verified. You're nobody until you are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

DO NOT SHOUT

Ok?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine would be, never message first. Wait for them to come to you ! "

If you're here for sex don't waste your time, save your pocket money and go to a club.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Phone emoticons never work. So if you want most of your mail to look like you are questioning everything, don't do it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Phone emoticons never work. So if you want most of your mail to look like you are questioning everything, don't do it. "

That should be... if you don't want...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Phone emoticons never work. So if you want most of your mail to look like you are questioning everything, don't do it.

That should be... if you don't want...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Don't think everyone has the same heart as you because that's what will fuck you up. "

Yes I agree with this.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Phone emoticons never work. So if you want most of your mail to look like you are questioning everything, don't do it.

That should be... if you don't want...

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"As my good friend Hatter once said;

"Don't be a cunt"

Didn’t someone say earlier to be yourself?

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Be yourself. Unless you can't be.

In which case, be The Lone Ranger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As my good friend Hatter once said;

"Don't be a cunt"

I say that often too

Last Jan 1st I asked that everyone on the forums stopped being cunts for the new year.

Did they listen?

No they fucking didn't and one particular cunt couldn't help commenting with a cunty comment

Who dat ?"

Not you sweetheart.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't mention cake.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Someone say cake????????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you don't attend a large social gathering, chances are you'll be slagged off

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Be yourself. Unless you can't be.

In which case, be The Lone Ranger."

Always be The Lone Ranger.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Be yourself. Unless you can't be.

In which case, be The Lone Ranger.

Always be The Lone Ranger. "

True story.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chat absolute bobbins. Anything except sex.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't mention cake. "

^ we’ve got a wrong ‘un here!

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Don't mention cake.

^ we’ve got a wrong ‘un here!"

Orff wiv 'er 'ead.

Not until she's made some cake though.

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By *shpred1Man over a year ago

Romford

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wear sunscreen"

Also sunglasses protect those eyes.

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By *shpred1Man over a year ago

Romford

Make sure you have no face pics available. Women hate it when you send them a wordy message with a face pic attached (especially your first message). Make sure every message you ever send simply says, 'Fuck?' with a picture of your cock and balls attached. The hairier the better.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Read this thread

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/ireland/800901

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Don't expect too much if you are a bloke.

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Read more than you write.

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By *loswingersCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

My advice would be this .

Don’t use the forum , no matter how tempting it may be , stay away from the forum !

Swinging will be a much more pleasing experience without listening to what forum regulars have to say .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My advice would be this .

Don’t use the forum , no matter how tempting it may be , stay away from the forum !

Swinging will be a much more pleasing experience without listening to what forum regulars have to say .

Including you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't mention cake. "

But banging on about it constantly is the fast track to cool!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"My advice would be this .

Don’t use the forum , no matter how tempting it may be , stay away from the forum !

Swinging will be a much more pleasing experience without listening to what forum regulars have to say .

Like you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My advice would be this .

Don’t use the forum , no matter how tempting it may be , stay away from the forum !

Swinging will be a much more pleasing experience without listening to what forum regulars have to say .

Like you? "

Too slow

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By *loswingersCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"My advice would be this .

Don’t use the forum , no matter how tempting it may be , stay away from the forum !

Swinging will be a much more pleasing experience without listening to what forum regulars have to say .

Like you? "

Especially me !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't be pushy and be respectful

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By *loswingersCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"My advice would be this .

Don’t use the forum , no matter how tempting it may be , stay away from the forum !

Swinging will be a much more pleasing experience without listening to what forum regulars have to say .

Including you?"

Reading up , rather than down .... yes including me . I wouldn’t take heed of anything I say !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t act like a knob because someone you used to knock boots with decides they want to knock boots with someone else

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't mention cake.

But banging on about it constantly is the fast track to cool!"

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"My advice would be this .

Don’t use the forum , no matter how tempting it may be , stay away from the forum !

Swinging will be a much more pleasing experience without listening to what forum regulars have to say .

Like you?

Too slow

Haha! Gutted.

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By *oftandGentle2Couple over a year ago

leeds

Put more in your profile than “fill in later” and don’t have endless pics of your cock!

We (women) do like other parts of the body too!!!

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Run! Save yourself, it’s too late for me

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By *ommyxyzMan over a year ago

Harlow

If someone says there not meeting guys just fab some pictures and the comment on things they post in forems. And be patient. Read profiles and base your first message round “hay yeh good point” make it relevant. Don’t be desperate. Compliment people just got the sake of it. If they say thanks don’t ask to fuck them, you wouldn’t in real life. I’m sure there’s more. I’ll think about it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone say cake????????

This is what happens when you mention cake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't bother striving for a 6 pack, all women want a man with a dad bod.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look at all the ways you can use the site and decide what you want. Be aware that arranging meets through messaging is probably the hardest way to meet real, reliable people. Look at socials, clubs and the forums as alternatives.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have outstanding legs and a big smile.

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Don't be sucked in my words or charm. There are alot of mind game fuckers on here. Follow your instinct its normally right and remember you are only important for a short period of time until the next interesting message or picture pops into there box.

Believe nothing then you won't be disappointed.

There are some great things but thats for you to find out and me to know.

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By *thicalslutx69Couple over a year ago

lincoln

Have a sense of humour but be respectfuland honest.......and something very important I forgot to tell you.....don’t cross the streams

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

dont eat yellow snow

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By *oftandGentle2Couple over a year ago

leeds

"Have a sense of humour but be respectfuland honest.......and something very important I forgot to tell you.....don’t cross the streams"

Ahhhhhh what happens when you cross the streams???????

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Never ever complain about not getting sex

You'll get even less

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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If everyone wants it

Leave it alone..it's not worth the hassle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont bother

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Don't wipe your arse on broken glass. Top top tip

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Don't take everything you see at face value.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Dont bother

He's only been here a week and he knows already

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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DO NOT EVER EVER EVER post bareback photos

Send then privately

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If everyone wants it

Leave it alone..it's not worth the hassle "

Oh thanks a lot. That’s the last of my messages then

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By *wingfellowMan over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

Relocate immediately Because you'll find some kinky,luscious woman who lives at the other end of the country and it's too much of a logistical nightmare to make it happen. Almost a guarantee lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"If everyone wants it

Leave it alone..it's not worth the hassle

Oh thanks a lot. That’s the last of my messages then

You are the forbidden fruit now, they'll want you even more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If everyone wants it

Leave it alone..it's not worth the hassle

Oh thanks a lot. That’s the last of my messages then

You are the forbidden fruit now, they'll want you even more

Just sayin; I think I’m worth the hassle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't believe what others tell you. Judge people as you find them yourself.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"If everyone wants it

Leave it alone..it's not worth the hassle

Oh thanks a lot. That’s the last of my messages then

You are the forbidden fruit now, they'll want you even more

Just sayin; I think I’m worth the hassle

Yahuh you are

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Don't believe what others tell you. Judge people as you find them yourself. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Run

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"If everyone wants it

Leave it alone..it's not worth the hassle "

Halleloo

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

Develop a thick skin and a sense of humour and attend a group social

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If everyone wants it

Leave it alone..it's not worth the hassle

Oh thanks a lot. That’s the last of my messages then

You are the forbidden fruit now, they'll want you even more

Just sayin; I think I’m worth the hassle

Yahuh you are

Lol. Now of only everyone actually wanted me.

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By *wingfellowMan over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

"Develop a thick skin and a sense of humour and attend a group social "

A thick skin and soon enough you'll be riding the gravy train, best thing to bisto upon the realms of fab

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

To join the forums

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Someone say cake????????

This is what happens when you mention cake."

Cake you say?

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

"Someone say cake????????

This is what happens when you mention cake.

Cake you say?

Watch this dude, he doesn't provide what he promises

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Send dick pics. Lots of dick pics. Women love them

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By *ablo minibar123Woman over a year ago

"Of you wouldn’t do it in the street, don’t do it here "

Very good advice

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Someone say cake????????

This is what happens when you mention cake.

Cake you say?

Watch this dude, he doesn't provide what he promises

Oi!!!!!

I can't get the blue tone right and I want to look my best for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be yourself, don’t be a cunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't take things to heart especially on the forums. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be yourself, don’t be a cunt

But I am a cunt!

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

No fingerblasting ,why does every guy assume women love it ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No fingerblasting ,why does every guy assume women love it ?"

Not every guy does

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Read their profile 1st and do not send any pictures of your knob!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Send dick pics. Lots of dick pics. Women love them "

If in doubt send them in bulk.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

Get to organised socials & clubs to meet real people as so many fakes on here

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

"Someone say cake????????

This is what happens when you mention cake.

Cake you say?

Watch this dude, he doesn't provide what he promises

Oi!!!!!

I can't get the blue tone right and I want to look my best for you.

Cunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't ask for profile advice in the forums..has you probably would end up being crucified.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be yourself, don’t be a cunt

But I am a cunt!

Be a good cunt no body likes a shit cunt

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Someone say cake????????

This is what happens when you mention cake.

Cake you say?

Watch this dude, he doesn't provide what he promises

Oi!!!!!

I can't get the blue tone right and I want to look my best for you.

MINGE!!!!!

FTFY.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't mention cake.

But banging on about it constantly is the fast track to cool!"

Because even if nobody likes you, everyone loves cake. Top tip.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Not everyone is what they seem.

It may be easier to follow the crowd to be seen on the outside to be doing the "right thing" but look how many people have the Sydney uni warning and that means fuck all.

Be an individual, be yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be funny not needy increases your chances of getting some sex

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Be funny not needy increases your chances of getting some sex"

What if you're not funny and need some of the sex though?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Buy a nice hat

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

"Mine would be, never message first. Wait for them to come to you !

Worked for you. Eventually.

He waits, that what he does.

Never forget the cake. That’s my advice."

Did someone mention cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be yourself. Remember that we’re all a bit weird and that’s makes you interesting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont assume youre going to fuck anyone, right up to the point of meeting.

Don't be rude

Dont pester

Dont ask why you've been rejected, simply move on.

Be scrupulously honest on your profile

Be patient.

"Manners maketh man"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be funny not needy increases your chances of getting some sex

What if you're not funny and need some of the sex though?

Asking for a friend

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Mine would be, never message first. Wait for them to come to you !

Worked for you. Eventually.

He waits, that what he does.

Never forget the cake. That’s my advice.

Did someone mention cake

It's been mentioned once or twice.

No bloody sign of any yet though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Send dick pics. Lots of dick pics. Women love them "

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Be funny not needy increases your chances of getting some sex

What if you're not funny and need some of the sex though?

Asking for a friend

Obvs.

I'm fucking hysterical I am.

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By *rishrover2017Man over a year ago

telford

Buy a seperate phone or SIM for fab ...gives you control .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be funny not needy increases your chances of getting some sex

What if you're not funny and need some of the sex though?

Asking for a friend

Obvs.

I'm fucking hysterical I am.

Some of us have to rely on gifs and memes

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By *good-being-badMan over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Any advice you're given ignore.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Be funny not needy increases your chances of getting some sex

What if you're not funny and need some of the sex though?

Asking for a friend

Obvs.

I'm fucking hysterical I am.

Some of us have to rely on gifs and memes

Or a great arse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

End threads with a mic drop

*drops mic*

Peace out

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