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If you could offer one bit advice for Fab to a newbie !
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mine would be, never message first. Wait for them to come to you ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Treat is as fun and not a sex quest! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Treat others how you would like to be treated yourself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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showing off is the skill of a fool |
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"Treat others how you would like to be treated yourself "
But what if you are a sadomasochist into being humiliated and degraded?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine would be, never message first. Wait for them to come to you ! "
Worked for you. Eventually. |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
Apply filters immediately |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be yourself and be nice.. if it is yours it will be yours  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Make sure you always spell correctly  |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
Go to a club and work backwards from there.
The forum is not always the best feed into the scene.
Make friends in socials.... then explore the forums. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine would be, never message first. Wait for them to come to you !
Worked for you. Eventually."
He waits, that what he does. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You don’t need to reply to everyone who messages you, so don’t |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make sure you always spell correctly "
I mean corracttly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Treat others how you would like to be treated yourself
But what if you are a sadomasochist into being humiliated and degraded?
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Maybe just tell them that’s what you enjoy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don’t need to reply to everyone who messages you, so don’t "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Of you wouldn’t do it in the street, don’t do it here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Make sure you always spell correctly "
Apologies for the poor grammar in the thread title, but I’m cooking up a storm in the kitchen and I can’t multi task. |
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"Mine would be, never message first. Wait for them to come to you ! "
Mine would be don't have a profile pic with hand down pants you would look like a wanker , that and lift weights but don't post that you do , some might take the piss bru xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine would be, never message first. Wait for them to come to you !
Worked for you. Eventually.
He waits, that what he does. "
Never forget the cake. That’s my advice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Read profiles. Always. Otherwise you are risking getting blocked. |
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Post cock pics on your profile. Lots and lots of cock pics. |
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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago
toy town |
Don't take this too serious.
If it's not fun, there's no point |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Post cock pics on your profile. Lots and lots of cock pics."
Duly noted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make sure you always spell correctly
Apologies for the poor grammar in the thread title, but I’m cooking up a storm in the kitchen and I can’t multi task. "
Ha ha I didn't even notice till you pointed it out |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
Don't take things to heart especially on the forums. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Make private notes. |
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Never Google blue waffle.
*can't believe no one's said it already...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apply filters immediately "
This
Also,time invested in learning how the site works will pay off, such as don't take it personally if you don't get a response. Your cyberself has been passed by, not you.
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don’t get drawn into listing everything you don’t want. There are plenty of quite threatening horrible profiles on here. Being nice is much sexier. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cock pics all the way.
Get 'em foaming at the vaj. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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remove that your a single male from your profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always type messages in the nude so people can see you have nothing to hide. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cock pics all the way.
Get 'em foaming at the vaj."
I was told to put mine away yesterday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dont get attatched, its not a dating site. Your on here to have FUN only x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Delete your profile.
Delete your browsing history.
Don't
look
back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Delete your profile.
Delete your browsing history.
Don't
look
back."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Delete your profile.
Delete your browsing history.
Don't
look
back."
I wish I’d taken this advice the first time I was here! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Delete your profile.
Delete your browsing history.
Don't
look
back."
Adios amigo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cock pics all the way.
Get 'em foaming at the vaj.
I was told to put mine away yesterday. "
And you complied?
#2 Don't listen to others, do your thing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Never flirt on the forums.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If it seems too good to be true it usually is
If they ask for payment its a scam |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cock pics all the way.
Get 'em foaming at the vaj.
I was told to put mine away yesterday.
And you complied?
#2 Don't listen to others, do your thing."
Yeah, you hang in there suns_ine!  |
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As my good friend Hatter once said;
"Don't be a cunt" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As my good friend Hatter once said;
"Don't be a cunt""
Didn’t someone say earlier to be yourself? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Turn around bright eyes..."
Cher why you singing Bonnie, get your own material and stop covering ABBA. That Fernando cover is a shocker ?!
Kind regards X |
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"As my good friend Hatter once said;
"Don't be a cunt""
I say that often too
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As my good friend Hatter once said;
"Don't be a cunt""
Wise emotive words. |
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"Turn around bright eyes...
Cher why you singing Bonnie, get your own material and stop covering ABBA. That Fernando cover is a shocker ?!
Kind regards X"
So is my hair. Fuck sake.
If I could turn back time.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Accept Platinum membership if offered and unlock entry to Narnia. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As my good friend Hatter once said;
"Don't be a cunt""
Surely that's just life. Not for some I guess. |
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Enjoy its just another chapter in life, live and laugh |
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Leave now ...while you still can ... |
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Assume that it's slow to become established if you are male.
You don't get owt for nowt -
Investment of effort is needed.
Sophieslut's a great shag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't think everyone has the same heart as you because that's what will fuck you up. |
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Be yourself, and don't resent rejection. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As my good friend Hatter once said;
"Don't be a cunt"
I say that often too
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Last Jan 1st I asked that everyone on the forums stopped being cunts for the new year.
Did they listen?
No they fucking didn't and one particular cunt couldn't help commenting with a cunty comment  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Leave for single males... there is to much competition for me.
Use your filters for single women to stop the 10000s of messages.
Don't be so demanding for couples. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be patient.
Go to clubs and socialise.
Online....you are 1 guy in hundreds of thousands, in a club you are 1 guy in maybe 20.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be careful who you trust |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As my good friend Hatter once said;
"Don't be a cunt"
I say that often too
Last Jan 1st I asked that everyone on the forums stopped being cunts for the new year.
Did they listen?
No they fucking didn't and one particular cunt couldn't help commenting with a cunty comment "
Who dat ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Patience is a virtue"
second that and be polite as well as respectful That way you will build a rappport with fellow fabbers. Goes along. |
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Be the person you want to be and not what others need you to be.
Don't shag everything with a pulse have standards. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be honest on your profile
Be patient
Be respectful
Try to avoid being too pissed when you message someone - I guarantee that you will say something stupid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't worry if people think your kink is a bit 
Own it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't think everyone has the same heart as you because that's what will fuck you up. "
That's true in 'real life' too.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't worry if people think your kink is a bit
Own it "
Wish I could own your bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't worry if people think your kink is a bit
Own it
Wish I could own your bum "
You can borrow it for a bit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wear sunscreen |
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"Be patient.
Go to clubs and socialise.
Online....you are 1 guy in hundreds of thousands, in a club you are 1 guy in maybe 20.
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This... |
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Be positive.
Have fun.
Don't take it all too seriously. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get verified. You're nobody until you are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine would be, never message first. Wait for them to come to you ! "
If you're here for sex don't waste your time, save your pocket money and go to a club. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Phone emoticons never work. So if you want most of your mail to look like you are questioning everything, don't do it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Phone emoticons never work. So if you want most of your mail to look like you are questioning everything, don't do it. "
That should be... if you don't want...  |
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By *ineMan
over a year ago
In cave behind a waterfall on a hill |
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"Don't think everyone has the same heart as you because that's what will fuck you up. "
Yes I agree with this. |
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"Phone emoticons never work. So if you want most of your mail to look like you are questioning everything, don't do it.
That should be... if you don't want... "
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"As my good friend Hatter once said;
"Don't be a cunt"
Didn’t someone say earlier to be yourself? "
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Be yourself. Unless you can't be.
In which case, be The Lone Ranger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As my good friend Hatter once said;
"Don't be a cunt"
I say that often too
Last Jan 1st I asked that everyone on the forums stopped being cunts for the new year.
Did they listen?
No they fucking didn't and one particular cunt couldn't help commenting with a cunty comment
Who dat ?"
Not you sweetheart. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't mention cake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you don't attend a large social gathering, chances are you'll be slagged off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Be yourself. Unless you can't be.
In which case, be The Lone Ranger."
Always be The Lone Ranger. |
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"Be yourself. Unless you can't be.
In which case, be The Lone Ranger.
Always be The Lone Ranger. "
True story. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chat absolute bobbins. Anything except sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't mention cake. "
^ we’ve got a wrong ‘un here! |
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"Don't mention cake.
^ we’ve got a wrong ‘un here!"
Orff wiv 'er 'ead.
Not until she's made some cake though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wear sunscreen"
Also sunglasses protect those eyes. |
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Make sure you have no face pics available. Women hate it when you send them a wordy message with a face pic attached (especially your first message). Make sure every message you ever send simply says, 'Fuck?' with a picture of your cock and balls attached. The hairier the better.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Read this thread
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/ireland/800901 |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
Don't expect too much if you are a bloke. |
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My advice would be this .
Don’t use the forum , no matter how tempting it may be , stay away from the forum !
Swinging will be a much more pleasing experience without listening to what forum regulars have to say .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My advice would be this .
Don’t use the forum , no matter how tempting it may be , stay away from the forum !
Swinging will be a much more pleasing experience without listening to what forum regulars have to say .
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Including you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't mention cake. "
But banging on about it constantly is the fast track to cool! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"My advice would be this .
Don’t use the forum , no matter how tempting it may be , stay away from the forum !
Swinging will be a much more pleasing experience without listening to what forum regulars have to say .
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Like you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My advice would be this .
Don’t use the forum , no matter how tempting it may be , stay away from the forum !
Swinging will be a much more pleasing experience without listening to what forum regulars have to say .
Like you? "
Too slow |
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"My advice would be this .
Don’t use the forum , no matter how tempting it may be , stay away from the forum !
Swinging will be a much more pleasing experience without listening to what forum regulars have to say .
Like you? "
Especially me ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't be pushy and be respectful |
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"My advice would be this .
Don’t use the forum , no matter how tempting it may be , stay away from the forum !
Swinging will be a much more pleasing experience without listening to what forum regulars have to say .
Including you?"
Reading up , rather than down .... yes including me . I wouldn’t take heed of anything I say ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don’t act like a knob because someone you used to knock boots with decides they want to knock boots with someone else |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't mention cake.
But banging on about it constantly is the fast track to cool!"
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"My advice would be this .
Don’t use the forum , no matter how tempting it may be , stay away from the forum !
Swinging will be a much more pleasing experience without listening to what forum regulars have to say .
Like you?
Too slow"
Haha! Gutted. |
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Put more in your profile than “fill in later” and don’t have endless pics of your cock!
We (women) do like other parts of the body too!!! |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
Run! Save yourself, it’s too late for me |
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If someone says there not meeting guys just fab some pictures and the comment on things they post in forems. And be patient. Read profiles and base your first message round “hay yeh good point” make it relevant. Don’t be desperate. Compliment people just got the sake of it. If they say thanks don’t ask to fuck them, you wouldn’t in real life. I’m sure there’s more. I’ll think about it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone say cake???????? "
This is what happens when you mention cake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't bother striving for a 6 pack, all women want a man with a dad bod. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Look at all the ways you can use the site and decide what you want. Be aware that arranging meets through messaging is probably the hardest way to meet real, reliable people. Look at socials, clubs and the forums as alternatives. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have outstanding legs and a big smile. |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
Don't be sucked in my words or charm. There are alot of mind game fuckers on here. Follow your instinct its normally right and remember you are only important for a short period of time until the next interesting message or picture pops into there box.
Believe nothing then you won't be disappointed.
There are some great things but thats for you to find out and me to know. |
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Have a sense of humour but be respectfuland honest.......and something very important I forgot to tell you.....don’t cross the streams |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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dont eat yellow snow |
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"Have a sense of humour but be respectfuland honest.......and something very important I forgot to tell you.....don’t cross the streams"
Ahhhhhh what happens when you cross the streams??????? |
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Never ever complain about not getting sex
You'll get even less |
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If everyone wants it
Leave it alone..it's not worth the hassle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't wipe your arse on broken glass. Top top tip |
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Don't take everything you see at face value. |
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"Dont bother
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He's only been here a week and he knows already |
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DO NOT EVER EVER EVER post bareback photos
Send then privately |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If everyone wants it
Leave it alone..it's not worth the hassle "
Oh thanks a lot. That’s the last of my messages then |
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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago
my own little sanctuary |
Relocate immediately Because you'll find some kinky,luscious woman who lives at the other end of the country and it's too much of a logistical nightmare to make it happen. Almost a guarantee lol |
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"If everyone wants it
Leave it alone..it's not worth the hassle
Oh thanks a lot. That’s the last of my messages then "
You are the forbidden fruit now, they'll want you even more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If everyone wants it
Leave it alone..it's not worth the hassle
Oh thanks a lot. That’s the last of my messages then
You are the forbidden fruit now, they'll want you even more "
Just sayin; I think I’m worth the hassle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't believe what others tell you. Judge people as you find them yourself. |
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"If everyone wants it
Leave it alone..it's not worth the hassle
Oh thanks a lot. That’s the last of my messages then
You are the forbidden fruit now, they'll want you even more
Just sayin; I think I’m worth the hassle "
Yahuh you are |
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"Don't believe what others tell you. Judge people as you find them yourself. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Run |
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"If everyone wants it
Leave it alone..it's not worth the hassle "
Halleloo |
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Develop a thick skin and a sense of humour and attend a group social |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If everyone wants it
Leave it alone..it's not worth the hassle
Oh thanks a lot. That’s the last of my messages then
You are the forbidden fruit now, they'll want you even more
Just sayin; I think I’m worth the hassle
Yahuh you are "
Lol. Now of only everyone actually wanted me. |
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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago
my own little sanctuary |
"Develop a thick skin and a sense of humour and attend a group social "
A thick skin and soon enough you'll be riding the gravy train, best thing to bisto upon the realms of fab |
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"Someone say cake????????
This is what happens when you mention cake."
Cake you say? |
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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago
toy town |
"Someone say cake????????
This is what happens when you mention cake.
Cake you say? "
Watch this dude, he doesn't provide what he promises |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Send dick pics. Lots of dick pics. Women love them |
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"Of you wouldn’t do it in the street, don’t do it here "
Very good advice |
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"Someone say cake????????
This is what happens when you mention cake.
Cake you say?
Watch this dude, he doesn't provide what he promises "
Oi!!!!!
I can't get the blue tone right and I want to look my best for you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be yourself, don’t be a cunt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Be yourself, don’t be a cunt "
But I am a cunt!  |
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No fingerblasting ,why does every guy assume women love it ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No fingerblasting ,why does every guy assume women love it ?"
Not every guy does |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Read their profile 1st and do not send any pictures of your knob! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Send dick pics. Lots of dick pics. Women love them "
If in doubt send them in bulk. |
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Get to organised socials & clubs to meet real people as so many fakes on here |
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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago
toy town |
"Someone say cake????????
This is what happens when you mention cake.
Cake you say?
Watch this dude, he doesn't provide what he promises
Oi!!!!!
I can't get the blue tone right and I want to look my best for you.
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Cunt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't ask for profile advice in the forums..has you probably would end up being crucified. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Be yourself, don’t be a cunt
But I am a cunt! "
Be a good cunt no body likes a shit cunt |
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"Someone say cake????????
This is what happens when you mention cake.
Cake you say?
Watch this dude, he doesn't provide what he promises
Oi!!!!!
I can't get the blue tone right and I want to look my best for you.
MINGE!!!!! "
FTFY. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't mention cake.
But banging on about it constantly is the fast track to cool!"
Because even if nobody likes you, everyone loves cake. Top tip. |
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Not everyone is what they seem.
It may be easier to follow the crowd to be seen on the outside to be doing the "right thing" but look how many people have the Sydney uni warning and that means fuck all.
Be an individual, be yourself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be funny not needy increases your chances of getting some sex |
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"Be funny not needy increases your chances of getting some sex"
What if you're not funny and need some of the sex though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Buy a nice hat |
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"Mine would be, never message first. Wait for them to come to you !
Worked for you. Eventually.
He waits, that what he does.
Never forget the cake. That’s my advice."
Did someone mention cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be yourself. Remember that we’re all a bit weird and that’s makes you interesting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dont assume youre going to fuck anyone, right up to the point of meeting.
Don't be rude
Dont pester
Dont ask why you've been rejected, simply move on.
Be scrupulously honest on your profile
Be patient.
"Manners maketh man"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Be funny not needy increases your chances of getting some sex
What if you're not funny and need some of the sex though? "
Asking for a friend |
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"Mine would be, never message first. Wait for them to come to you !
Worked for you. Eventually.
He waits, that what he does.
Never forget the cake. That’s my advice.
Did someone mention cake "
It's been mentioned once or twice.
No bloody sign of any yet though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Send dick pics. Lots of dick pics. Women love them "
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"Be funny not needy increases your chances of getting some sex
What if you're not funny and need some of the sex though?
Asking for a friend "
Obvs.
I'm fucking hysterical I am. |
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Buy a seperate phone or SIM for fab ...gives you control . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Be funny not needy increases your chances of getting some sex
What if you're not funny and need some of the sex though?
Asking for a friend
Obvs.
I'm fucking hysterical I am. "
Some of us have to rely on gifs and memes |
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds |
Any advice you're given ignore. |
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"Be funny not needy increases your chances of getting some sex
What if you're not funny and need some of the sex though?
Asking for a friend
Obvs.
I'm fucking hysterical I am.
Some of us have to rely on gifs and memes "
Or a great arse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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End threads with a mic drop
*drops mic*
Peace out |
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