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"...you tripped over? "tongue,it got caught under my knob. | |||
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"fecking cat twining round me feet "Me too... bloody thing  lol | |||
"Me cock xx "That wasn't hard | |||
"Me cock xx
That wasn't hard "Never is xx | |||
"fecking cat twining round me feet
Me too... bloody thing lol"mine do it as well fav place is on the stairs | |||
"fecking cat twining round me feet "same here, you think it would have learnt by now! | |||
"Me cock xx
That wasn't hard
Never is xx " | |||
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"Hettie my hoover. Had left her at the top of the stairs "hope you didn't tumble down the stairs | |||
"Hettie my hoover. Had left her at the top of the stairs
hope you didn't tumble down the stairs "+1  | |||
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now promise you won't tell ,  | |||
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"someone's halo "caught round yer ankles was it? | |||
(yes, I was under the influence) | |||
"Shhh, don't tell the other blokes ... a firkin mop, cut my head as well. .. now promise you won't tell , "where did you get the ninja first its santas now its ninjas i cant keep up | |||
"someone's halo
caught round yer ankles was it? "my halo s firmly on my head, but theirs wasn't | |||
"someone's halo
caught round yer ankles was it? "...along with her knickers | |||
"Shhh, don't tell the other blokes ... a firkin mop, cut my head as well. .. now promise you won't tell , where did you get the ninja first its santas now its ninjas i cant keep up"that's not a ninja, it's my neighbours | |||
"someone's halo
caught round yer ankles was it?
...along with her knickers "dont wear knickers | |||
"...you tipped over? "A great meal. | |||
"someone's halo
caught round yer ankles was it?
...along with her knickers
dont wear knickers "....very often | |||
"someone's halo
caught round yer ankles was it?
...along with her knickers
dont wear knickers
....very often "shhh this thread is ruining my good reputation | |||
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"someone's halo
caught round yer ankles was it?
...along with her knickers
dont wear knickers
....very often
shhh this thread is ruining my good reputation "You've had a good reputation????? | |||
"someone's halo
caught round yer ankles was it?
...along with her knickers
dont wear knickers
....very often
shhh this thread is ruining my good reputation
You've had a good reputation????? "oh yeah, verified by the best | |||
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"someone's halo
caught round yer ankles was it?
...along with her knickers
dont wear knickers
....very often
shhh this thread is ruining my good reputation
You've had a good reputation????? "I still will have, Im gonna blame it on Mr A posting in joint account (but dont tell anyone) | |||
"my flipping dog, i trip over him all the time he has a habbit of walking between your feet" . Yours does that too? Mine would look back as if butter would not melt in his mouth. The mutt would not eat dry toast, he would only eat it if there is butter on it. | |||
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"my flipping dog, i trip over him all the time he has a habbit of walking between your feet . Yours does that too? Mine would look back as if butter would not melt in his mouth" yeah hes only 15 weeks gets right under your feet, drives me nuts | |||
"Hettie my hoover. Had left her at the top of the stairs
hope you didn't tumble down the stairs
+1 "no tumbling down stairs. just stubbed my toes  | |||
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"effing mega block about 2 minutes ago "U playing with ya.block again? | |||
"effing mega block about 2 minutes ago "Clumsy twunt | |||
"effing mega block about 2 minutes ago
Clumsy twunt "they boobytrapped me the little sods | |||
"effing mega block about 2 minutes ago
Clumsy twunt
they boobytrapped me the little sods "I like their style | |||
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"a bed " | |||
