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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

“Hi gorgeous, do you like Harry Potter?... well lie back while I slyther in!”

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fancy a fuck? no? well lay down while i do.

cringe at that one

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Fancy a dance?

Good, go and have one while I chat ya mate up

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got this broken waiter's friend

Can you give me a screw?

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By *arlomaleMan over a year ago

darlington

Any chance of you sitting on my face

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Do you like fruit? Suck on my cock, it's a peach."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're dress looks lovely. It would look better on my bedroom floor. Cringe!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you from Ireland cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin

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By *ain n MableWoman over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is u.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mate over there wants your number.

So he knows how to get hold of me in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mate over there wants your number.

So he knows how to get hold of me in the morning. "

That's not that bad lol I laughed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mate over there wants your number.

So he knows how to get hold of me in the morning.

That's not that bad lol I laughed"

Nice legs. What time do they open. There’s a bad one

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By *illyjohnyCouple over a year ago

brighton

Are they mirror knickers you've got on cos I can see myself in them tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How much do you charge per hour

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