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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
No, I prefer to keep my hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and put the safety of others before a cheap thrill, not to mention not wanting to potentially inflict the sight of my cock on unsuspecting others  |
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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago
Bristol East |
Seriously?
Have you considered the potential consequences, not just to other road users but also yourself - a ban from driving and, most likely, a spell on the sex offenders register.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember once when I was on the motorway I could hear this faint type of what I thought was a car horn.
So I started moving through the lanes and traffic to try and find it.
Then it got louder and louder.
I looked across and there was a man playing the trumpet, cheeks puffed out with his music sheets on the steering wheel.
I was flabbergasted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But, your profile says "100% safe sex"
does knocking one out while driving constitute safe sex??"
Depends if hes wearing a rubber johnny - is it a posh wank OP? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve done it before, I needed a finger up my bum too. I was driving with my knees  "
If you’re being serious, did it bother you that you were putting yourself and other people at risk?? |
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"I hope you aren’t a coach driver!  "
I know this was a jokey comment, but i once got chatting to someone from a fairly sucessful band who caught the tour bus driver knocking one out in the middle of the night while driving on the motorway- porn on the dashboard....steering with his knees |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But, your profile says "100% safe sex"
does knocking one out while driving constitute safe sex??
This is a priceless reply "
As long as he has is seatbelt on .. |
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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago
the land of saints & sinners |
"You are all lightweights....
Do it whilst trying to land 747 ... now that adds a small degree of risk....  do you have a jumbo sausage? "
They don’t call it the cockpit for nothing... |
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Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?
I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.
Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?
I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.
Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??
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Yes - I don’t drive.
And I can hand on heart say my husband doesn’t either. If I ever phone him or anyone phones him he waits until he can pull over. Never checks his phone while driving, is one of the most safety cautious men I know. And he doesn’t smoke or vape either. |
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"Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?
I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.
Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??
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Is it any worse than smoking or vapeing. Give your head a wobbly you can't be serious  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A long forgotten film in the 80s portrayed a guy being blown driving, created copying, I must confess I did partake of inch an act at around 3am pissed , in my defence I was 22, and an idiot , now I wouldn’t consider such recklessness |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?
I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.
Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??
Is it any worse than smoking or vapeing. Give your head a wobbly you can't be serious "
Was just thinking that!  Not even comparable! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?
I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.
Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??
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Ok I haven't vaped to be honest but if it's as high an experience as cumming then I would be surprised. When I cum I shut my eyes for a long time, nearly losing consciousness and totally shaking all over. If vaping is that good then it can't be the ones I see in the street.  |
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"Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?
I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.
Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??
Is it any worse than smoking or vapeing. Give your head a wobbly you can't be serious
Was just thinking that! Not even comparable!"
Really??
Have you never been a passenger in a car when. The driver is smoking, squinting coz the smoke is going in their eyes, taking eyes off the road to light one or get another our if a box?
Anything that distracts you from driving is dangerous.
So what your saying is a huge cloud of smoke and vapour obscuring a driver's vision is safe? |
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"Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?
I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.
Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??
Ok I haven't vaped to be honest but if it's as high an experience as cumming then I would be surprised. When I cum I shut my eyes for a long time, nearly losing consciousness and totally shaking all over. If vaping is that good then it can't be the ones I see in the street. "
Trust me it's not...... sadly |
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"Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?
I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.
Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??
Is it any worse than smoking or vapeing. Give your head a wobbly you can't be serious
Was just thinking that! Not even comparable!
Really??
Have you never been a passenger in a car when. The driver is smoking, squinting coz the smoke is going in their eyes, taking eyes off the road to light one or get another our if a box?
Anything that distracts you from driving is dangerous.
So what your saying is a huge cloud of smoke and vapour obscuring a driver's vision is safe?"
And of course I don't think wanking whilst driving is safe FFS.
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"Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?
I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.
Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??
Is it any worse than smoking or vapeing. Give your head a wobbly you can't be serious
Was just thinking that! Not even comparable!
Really??
Have you never been a passenger in a car when. The driver is smoking, squinting coz the smoke is going in their eyes, taking eyes off the road to light one or get another our if a box?
Anything that distracts you from driving is dangerous.
So what your saying is a huge cloud of smoke and vapour obscuring a driver's vision is safe?"
No what she's saying and what I'm saying is they are incomparable. In fact no it's a rediculas comparison |
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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago
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Smoking whilst driving can hardly be compared to wanking.
I think a better comparison, is those who text or use their phone while it’s sitting on their leg so as “not to be seen” using it. Arguably (and I’m not condoning this) it would be safer for someone to just hold their phone up to their ear, than try to hide it.
Don’t get me started on Magic Trees or soft toys hanging from the mirror and things stuck all over windscreens. |
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"Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?
I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.
Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??
Is it any worse than smoking or vapeing. Give your head a wobbly you can't be serious
Was just thinking that! Not even comparable!
Really??
Have you never been a passenger in a car when. The driver is smoking, squinting coz the smoke is going in their eyes, taking eyes off the road to light one or get another our if a box?
Anything that distracts you from driving is dangerous.
So what your saying is a huge cloud of smoke and vapour obscuring a driver's vision is safe?
And of course I don't think wanking whilst driving is safe FFS.
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Nor do I , that’s why I get my wife to either suck me off or wank my cock while I drive . It’s important to have both hands on the wheel while receiving fellatio or having someone wanking you off . Some people are so irresponsible and shouldn’t be allowed to be in charge of a motor vehicle in my opinion  |
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"Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?
I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.
Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??
Is it any worse than smoking or vapeing. Give your head a wobbly you can't be serious
Was just thinking that! Not even comparable!
Really??
Have you never been a passenger in a car when. The driver is smoking, squinting coz the smoke is going in their eyes, taking eyes off the road to light one or get another our if a box?
Anything that distracts you from driving is dangerous.
So what your saying is a huge cloud of smoke and vapour obscuring a driver's vision is safe?
And of course I don't think wanking whilst driving is safe FFS.
Nor do I , that’s why I get my wife to either suck me off or wank my cock while I drive . It’s important to have both hands on the wheel while receiving fellatio or having someone wanking you off . Some people are so irresponsible and shouldn’t be allowed to be in charge of a motor vehicle in my opinion "
I've been meaning to ask how does your Mrs feel about bikes. See my 1st post way way up there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?
I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.
Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??
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Lets hope he does not knock anyone down when he has his cock in his hand wanking |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?
I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.
Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??
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No vaping or smoking shouldn't be done while driving either as they are all a big distraction. |
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"Boring you've just no idea how to take a risk. Personally I prefer a little reverse cowgirl whilst at least tripling what even speed limit on no more than 1 wheel..... amateurs  "
Now we are talking , that sounds like proper fun  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cruise control and lane assist on.
Jump in the back and go for a full on session. Thrap yourself stupid.
You been watching me drive "
That was me with you in the back seat. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not the brightest thing to do... but come on guys we’ve all had wee rummage once when driving ? Haven’t we?
I’ve always kinda fancied doing it when parked up in the hope that someone see’s/joins in.... maybe I watch too much ‘movies’ lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve done it before, I needed a finger up my bum too. I was driving with my knees
If you’re being serious, did it bother you that you were putting yourself and other people at risk??"
No it weren’t serious haha. 
I seriously hope no one else thinks it was. |
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The top cause of car crashes in the UK is being distracted while driving.
While I can't condone wanking at the wheel I'm sure no one on this thread has ever made a phone call/sent a text while driving...or eaten anything (potential choking hazard) or had a hot drink (spillage hazard), messed around with the radio....of course not.
Angels all of us....
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By (user no longer on site)
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The truth is every driver does something stupid from time to time, you get away with it as if generally requires 2 mistakes in the same place and time to bend metal.
But wanking while in charge of a car, is a bit more than a momentary distraction.
Seriously if you are going to get your bits out, do it in the back seat |
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"The truth is every driver does something stupid from time to time, you get away with it as if generally requires 2 mistakes in the same place and time to bend metal.
But wanking while in charge of a car, is a bit more than a momentary distraction.
Seriously if you are going to get your bits out, do it in the back seat "
How would he reach the wheel? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aaand now youve got proof on here against you when you kill someone. Round of applause
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I do it alot"
Why?! You’re putting lives at risk. Does that not bother you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think that will go down well with the drive safe group...You can't use a mobile phone at the wheel now days let alone your own cock...all through those road safety ads will be a laugh"
When we were at school we did ‘safe drive stay alive’. I also saw on TV a few nights ago they do a VR where you’re in the car when an accident happens due to the driver and you and your friends pissing about. Wouldn’t like the VR for getting into a crash because the driver is having a wank |
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"Cruise control and lane assist on.
Jump in the back and go for a full on session. Thrap yourself stupid.
You been watching me drive
That was me with you in the back seat. Xx "
Ffs shhhhhhhh you said it would be our secret |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cruise control and lane assist on.
Jump in the back and go for a full on session. Thrap yourself stupid.
You been watching me drive
That was me with you in the back seat. Xx
Ffs shhhhhhhh you said it would be our secret "
A very delayed response there my friend. |
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"Cruise control and lane assist on.
Jump in the back and go for a full on session. Thrap yourself stupid.
You been watching me drive
That was me with you in the back seat. Xx
Ffs shhhhhhhh you said it would be our secret
A very delayed response there my friend. "
For the 1st time in my life words fail me |
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