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Qualified Pussy Measurer needed
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In line with the many posts about the size of a mans cock, though I am particularly referring to the man who got turned away from a gang bang because he wasn’t deemed big enough for the woman, I thought I would even the balance and look at how we would measure ourselves, that way when a man says he is 7” we can say, not for me thanks, far too small 
So how are we going to do this? Are we going to measure just the outside or inside too? How about lip size? Clitoris? And just to please those mathematicians, how would one work out the weight of a pussy by deducting the weight of the body?
There are a plethora of measurements to use, so which one? How about the old fashioned way:
A nail
Inches
Feet
Yards
Rod/pole/perch
Link
Chain
Furlong
Or for those who have no idea of the above and use the metric system, how about:
Millimetre
Centimetre
Metre
Decimetre
Decametre
Hectometre
Kilometre
What about weight? The old fashioned way called Avoirdupois:
Drams
Ounce
Pound
Clove
Stone
Tod
Hundredweight
Quarters
Sack
Ton
Or for those that use the metric system, how about:
Milligrams
Centrigram
Decigram
Grams
Hectogram
Dekagrams
Kilogram
Metric ton
Now all we need is someone with a good eye to judge the length and breadth and has excellent credentials, references required  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If using metric can we stick to those which appertain to length cos the weight ones baffle me .......
How does one weigh a vag ?
Mine is size £3.99 chorizo from Sainsbury's"
Always knew Granny was a posh bird, notice she doesnt use the Aldi chorizo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If using metric can we stick to those which appertain to length cos the weight ones baffle me .......
How does one weigh a vag ?
Mine is size £3.99 chorizo from Sainsbury's"
Yoiks... You must have a clit like a Kumquat... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"rods with the equivalent measure in sacs
or a vibrator, just a simple plain one, much much fun  "
or eurotongue's courgette, we are in Europe after all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"rods with the equivalent measure in sacs
or a vibrator, just a simple plain one, much much fun
or eurotongue's courgette, we are in Europe after all. "
Per...lease... Her majesty's imperial measurements only... Non of this United States of Germany tosh... |
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I think using a standard agreed measurement would be best... how about fingers?
Start off with one finger, and go from there.
Obviously its probable that some ladies could even get a hand in too.
but, be warned, I was once with a lady who liked to be fisted, after some time I got one hand in, and we carried on playing, until she asked me to try to get a finger in next to my fist.
Then two.... and so on, until I had both hands in!!
At this point, she said "Now try and clap", to which I replied, "I cant".
"I know" she said, "tight aint I?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well something 53cm long and 10cm wide came out of mine, so I guess that's what can probably fit in! "
Careful...!! You let something as big as that in you... And youll be pregnant before you know it... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think using a standard agreed measurement would be best... how about fingers?
Start off with one finger, and go from there.
Obviously its probable that some ladies could even get a hand in too.
but, be warned, I was once with a lady who liked to be fisted, after some time I got one hand in, and we carried on playing, until she asked me to try to get a finger in next to my fist.
Then two.... and so on, until I had both hands in!!
At this point, she said "Now try and clap", to which I replied, "I cant".
"I know" she said, "tight aint I?" "
The oldies are the best aint they  |
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