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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ex told me "she was breaking up with me she wanted a guy with 10"!!"
"I thought we'd be together forever" I told her ..".but I'm not chopping 2inches off for no one.'"
*turns the mic on*
Try that gag now ! |
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
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"My ex told me "she was breaking up with me she wanted a guy with 10"!!"
"I thought we'd be together forever" I told her ..".but I'm not chopping 2inches off for no one.'
*turns the mic on*
Try that gag now ! "
Never did have any timing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m an inch to big, better than an inch to small I guess  "
You can always take your coat off, if it’s to warm, but you can’t put you coat on if you left your coat at home and it’s cold. Unless you go back home and get your coat.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One that makes me scream. I found one of them 
Smack bang in the middle.
You do look a bit small for me  "
What I lack in size, I can make for in enthusiasm and ambition. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was once in a pub toilet when the guy next to me looked over and down.
"That's a nice one mate" he said.
I didn't know if I should be flattered or offended so I just replied "oh..cheers"
After a second or two he lent back as if to reveal his contribution and said " mines only small.....but it's a mad bastard" lol
He zipped up and walked off leaving me lost for words lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My ex told me "she was breaking up with me she wanted a guy with 10"!!"
"I thought we'd be together forever" I told her ..".but I'm not chopping 2inches off for no one.'"
Fu*king great that. That tickled me |
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