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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

So fabbers here is the start of a limerick

The first line, you make up the rest please..

There was an old man from (.....,,.,,,)

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By *olfAndKittenCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Nantucket, he really knew...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nantucket, he really knew..."
how to pee in a bucket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nantucket, he really knew...how to pee in a bucket"
he took off his pants....

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

During Thursday's rants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To see if he, his cock, could self suck it.

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Brilliant

Next one

A young lassie from dundee

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By *olfAndKittenCouple over a year ago

Bristol

She had very knobbly knees

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By *uttyjonnMan over a year ago

SEA

But she wore a short skirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/10/18 20:13:52]

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"But she wore a short skirt "

And her tits were pert

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh what an awfully big tease!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young lady from Kent,

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"There was a young lady from Kent,"

Who's pussy was heaven sent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Except the postage was wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She didn’t keep it for long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Her pussy he came and then went.

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By *uttyjonnMan over a year ago

SEA

"Her pussy he came and then went."

You playing by yourself

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By *horecruxCouple over a year ago

SE4

Keep on were watching

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By *uttyjonnMan over a year ago

SEA

There was a young man from Inverness

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

When it came to women he couldn’t care less

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When it came to women he couldn’t care less"

Men were his thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When it came to women he couldn’t care less

Men were his thing"
although he could swing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

But only when wearing a dress

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But only when wearing a dress"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But only when wearing a dress"
so so he took of the dress in front of the press

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a sheep from a field,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And so much wool off his back he did yield,

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

[Removed by poster at 06/10/18 21:03:21]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It made a nice jumper,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or pillows more plumper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But sadly the sheep, he got killed.

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Shamus was a virgin, so everybody said,

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By *uttyjonnMan over a year ago

SEA

But alcohol went straight to his head

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

With Liz pants down and his penis out

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

He buggered the dog in the shed

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