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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Saw celery and daffodils used as a dildo. Anyone seen anything better?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan  over a year ago

salisbury

Corn on the cob

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Corn on the cob"

Nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rocket lava lamp!

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Nettles, toilet brush, handle of a hammer, jar of curry sauce, tin if soup. You see it all on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone in the year ago me at school used a gerhkin and it got stuck so her friend had to fish it out.

There was lesbians (also in the year above me) that would use one of the toilet cubicals to fuck in. One would put her blackberry phone up her fanny, the other would phone it using her phone, so it would vibrate.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The most unusual thing to find in a vagina is sadly, my penis

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By *olfAndKittenCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

Baseball bat

Axe handle

Rolling pin

A "bad dragon" toy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rocket lava lamp!

"

No

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Camel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The most unusual thing to find in a vagina is sadly, my penis "

Was gonna say that but..... not seen your penis so can’t comment!

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Lego X-Wing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Camel"

As in toe?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The most unusual thing to find in a vagina is sadly, my penis

Was gonna say that but..... not seen your penis so can’t comment! "

It's not impressive, short, doesn't stay hard long and often oozes a green substance

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Rocket lava lamp!

"

Was it switched on lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rocket lava lamp!

Was it switched on lol."

Ha ha, I thought the same!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Baseball bat

Axe handle

Rolling pin

A "bad dragon" toy

"

Baseball bat and axe handle!!!!

Watch out for splinters.lol

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By *iger4uWoman  over a year ago

In my happy place

A square bottle of bourbon

An aubergine

The thick end of a wine bottle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Camel

As in toe?"

Boom you got it...could see it's toes!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I did see someone on here with a bandage on their cock last week. I know it’s not a vagina but just wanted to tell you all!!!

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By *horecruxCouple  over a year ago

SE4

[Removed by poster at 05/10/18 19:43:06]

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By *rx1Couple  over a year ago

North West Devon...

Everything including the Kitchen Sink..

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By *ornylittlesubWoman  over a year ago

Grangemouth

Boris Johnstone

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By *riefcase_WankerMan  over a year ago

Milton Keynes


" Camel"

The cigarette or animal?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone in the year ago me at school used a gerhkin and it got stuck so her friend had to fish it out.

There was lesbians (also in the year above me) that would use one of the toilet cubicals to fuck in. One would put her blackberry phone up her fanny, the other would phone it using her phone, so it would vibrate. "

Hope it was waterproof

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Seen a sky q remote all the way in apparently the voice control is a bit dodgy now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A kitchen knife with just the handle poking out on a well known porn site

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Used a wooden spoon once on a lady that was different

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I once had to use a thermometer! Oh wait........that was an actual cat

S

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I bycicle tyre

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I bycicle tyre"

Inflated or deflated.lol

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Bottle of Bud, needed the cap removing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A lobster claws included

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Frighteningly large bunch of keys...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Twix

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An Action Man figure.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An Action Man figure."

Did you feel so moneysupermarket after that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Just seen a lightbulb. Not breakable lol.

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By *xhib12Man  over a year ago

Blyth

A wooden bed post!

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman  over a year ago

London


"A kitchen knife with just the handle poking out on a well known porn site "

Wtf...

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"A kitchen knife with just the handle poking out on a well known porn site

Wtf... "

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By *arnayguyMan  over a year ago

Durham Tees

My friend was an A&E nurse. One day a woman came in with a Trout stuck in her vagina. She admitted that she had taken it out of her freezer to cook, 'but it looked so inviting...' All went well at first but as it warmed it began to defrost, which made the gills stick out and she was unable to remove it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My friend was an A&E nurse. One day a woman came in with a Trout stuck in her vagina. She admitted that she had taken it out of her freezer to cook, 'but it looked so inviting...' All went well at first but as it warmed it began to defrost, which made the gills stick out and she was unable to remove it. "

What the hell

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By *arnayguyMan  over a year ago

Durham Tees


"My friend was an A&E nurse. One day a woman came in with a Trout stuck in her vagina. She admitted that she had taken it out of her freezer to cook, 'but it looked so inviting...' All went well at first but as it warmed it began to defrost, which made the gills stick out and she was unable to remove it.

What the hell "

I know.

The nurses were poisson themselves laughing

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Used a wooden spoon once on a lady that was different "

How was the lady different ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Used a wooden spoon once on a lady that was different

How was the lady different ?"

I meant using a spoon was different

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I think the trout was a red herring

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I bycicle tyre

Inflated or deflated.lol"

Just thinking parking space

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Saw celery and daffodils used as a dildo. Anyone seen anything better? "

I thought that was saying a saw for a minute there, and crossed my legs very tight!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I bet those that work in hospital see somethings

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Corn on the cob"

That’s handy you can eat it after lol ))

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By *rsSBWoman  over a year ago

toy town

A foot

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ive heard of putting your foot in it but not like that.lol

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By *hocoholicWoman  over a year ago

The big D

Iv used ice which was fantastic when melting, a Cadbury’s Creme egg which was nice but visually disgusting & a tangle twister which was great too. I’m sure there’s more but that’s off d top of my head.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There was a video of a local girl (now prostitute) sticking a mars bar up her rose bush.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There was a video of a local girl (now prostitute) sticking a mars bar up her rose bush."

A mars a day helps you work, rest and....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My ex from when I was 19ish could make her underwear disappear uo there and pull it out like it was a magic trick!

I got a shock the first time I saw it but was also absolutely intrigued. Could have watched it all day

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By *gentlegiant66Man  over a year ago

Kettering

stockings stuffed

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By *ORDERMANMan  over a year ago

wrexham

Would popping candy have same effect as when in the mouth...

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire

A small cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Just seen a tv remote disappear. Not sure if you can still get a signal up there.lol

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