Sat on the train, lucky enough to have a table all to myself.
Dead opposite, another table with one chap sat at it.
Man standing up - can I sit here?
Man at table - no.
Man standing up - thanks very mu.... what?
Man at table - I said no.
Man standing up - why on earth not?
Man at table - because you've got a manbun and I don't want people to think we're a couple.....
Man standing up - about to speak....
Man at table - of course you can sit there, don't be daft.
*moves his stuff to make room for the hipster
5 miles down the track and I'm still not sure if the know each other or not.  |
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"Sat on the train, lucky enough to have a table all to myself.
Dead opposite, another table with one chap sat at it.
Man standing up - can I sit here?
Man at table - no.
Man standing up - thanks very mu.... what?
Man at table - I said no.
Man standing up - why on earth not?
Man at table - because you've got a manbun and I don't want people to think we're a couple.....
Man standing up - about to speak....
Man at table - of course you can sit there, don't be daft.
*moves his stuff to make room for the hipster
5 miles down the track and I'm still not sure if the know each other or not. "
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Someone came in the pub to drop in their cv last week.
He passed it me and I said I’d look over it and get in contact if I thought I could use him, as he left I threw it straight in the bin.
The barmaid working looked at me, I just said “man bun” |
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"Someone came in the pub to drop in their cv last week.
He passed it me and I said I’d look over it and get in contact if I thought I could use him, as he left I threw it straight in the bin.
The barmaid working looked at me, I just said “man bun”"
Mean. |
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"Someone came in the pub to drop in their cv last week.
He passed it me and I said I’d look over it and get in contact if I thought I could use him, as he left I threw it straight in the bin.
The barmaid working looked at me, I just said “man bun”
Mean."
Harsh but fair?  |
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"Someone came in the pub to drop in their cv last week.
He passed it me and I said I’d look over it and get in contact if I thought I could use him, as he left I threw it straight in the bin.
The barmaid working looked at me, I just said “man bun”"
But he could attract other man bunners as customers . I bet they buy the expensive stuff too |
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"Someone came in the pub to drop in their cv last week.
He passed it me and I said I’d look over it and get in contact if I thought I could use him, as he left I threw it straight in the bin.
The barmaid working looked at me, I just said “man bun”
But he could attract other man bunners as customers . I bet they buy the expensive stuff too "
Good point.
Hire him and put your prices up.  |
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"Someone came in the pub to drop in their cv last week.
He passed it me and I said I’d look over it and get in contact if I thought I could use him, as he left I threw it straight in the bin.
The barmaid working looked at me, I just said “man bun”
Mean.
Harsh but fair? "
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"Someone came in the pub to drop in their cv last week.
He passed it me and I said I’d look over it and get in contact if I thought I could use him, as he left I threw it straight in the bin.
The barmaid working looked at me, I just said “man bun”"
Seriously? With that beard ? |
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"Someone came in the pub to drop in their cv last week.
He passed it me and I said I’d look over it and get in contact if I thought I could use him, as he left I threw it straight in the bin.
The barmaid working looked at me, I just said “man bun”
Seriously? With that beard ? "
I missed this earlier.
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"Erm...sorry for being dumb. But what's a man bun?
Something that is only really acceptable if you are a samurai warrior, and only then because you've got a big fuck-off razor-sharp sword"
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"Sat on the train, lucky enough to have a table all to myself.
Dead opposite, another table with one chap sat at it.
Man standing up - can I sit here?
Man at table - no.
Man standing up - thanks very mu.... what?
Man at table - I said no.
Man standing up - why on earth not?
Man at table - because you've got a manbun and I don't want people to think we're a couple.....
Man standing up - about to speak....
Man at table - of course you can sit there, don't be daft.
*moves his stuff to make room for the hipster
5 miles down the track and I'm still not sure if the know each other or not. "
Quality
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"Sat on the train, lucky enough to have a table all to myself.
Dead opposite, another table with one chap sat at it.
Man standing up - can I sit here?
Man at table - no.
Man standing up - thanks very mu.... what?
Man at table - I said no.
Man standing up - why on earth not?
Man at table - because you've got a manbun and I don't want people to think we're a couple.....
Man standing up - about to speak....
Man at table - of course you can sit there, don't be daft.
*moves his stuff to make room for the hipster
5 miles down the track and I'm still not sure if the know each other or not.
Quality
S"
I fucking love travelling on the public transport, it's a goldmine....... |
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