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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Shit jokes that still make you laugh, come on let's see them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why are men like laxatives?

They irritate the shit out of you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two lions in a supermarket. One says to the other, "God it's quiet in here."

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By *elvet RopeMan over a year ago

by the big field

Whats brown and sticky?.....

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

Would it be a brown stick by any chance..?

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

Knock knock

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

Why are pirates called pirates....

They just aaarrrgghh

What socks do pirates wear....

Aaaarrrggghhhhgyle socks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What did the constipated mathematician do?

Worked it out with a pencil!

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

"Knock knock"

Never mind knocking having just seen your photos.. Door is on the latch... Just walk straight in

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

"Knock knock

Never mind knocking having just seen your photos.. Door is on the latch... Just walk straight in"

Haha

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By *ingle Dad SeekingMan over a year ago

Northern England

This gem from Clement Freud - quite literally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g17DL1YJ730

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, the barman says 'is this a joke'

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

What comes out of your nose at over a 100mph...a lambogreenie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are men like laxatives?

They irritate the shit out of you. "

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Seaside Sussex

A student walks into a pub with a frog on his head.

The barman asks:"How did you come by that?"

The frog says: "It started off as a boil on my arse."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a fish with no eye....

Fsh...

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By *rssexy mrbitvCouple over a year ago

Antrim

What do you call a blind moose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This gem from Clement Freud - quite literally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g17DL1YJ730"

That's hilarious

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By *rssexy mrbitvCouple over a year ago

Antrim

What do you call a blind moose

No eye deer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Indian karaoke star ....

gerup ta singh

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

"Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, the barman says 'is this a joke'"

Where's the Taff... Unless the barman was the welshman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How much do pirates pay for there earrings... A bucaneeer

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By *ingle Dad SeekingMan over a year ago

Northern England

"This gem from Clement Freud - quite literally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g17DL1YJ730

That's hilarious

Yes, it's an absolute belter - I love his delivery too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you make Lady GaGa cry? Poke her face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's green and has wheels??

Grass I lied about the wheels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s the difference between a corpse and a Lamborghini?...

A haven’t got a Lamborghini in my garage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a woman on top of an house?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ruth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call an Irish spider

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

man walks into doctors and puts his cock on the desk.

doctor asks ' and whats wrong with that?'

man replies ' fuck all, its a cracker isnt it!'

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