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Yesterday I took a tumble in the toilets of a place I was visiting for work. As I stood up I realised a bit of wee came out 
Cant even blame having kids for a weak pelvic floor 
What signs of old age have you encountered recently? |
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over a year ago
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Literally last night, i turned, my knee didnt. Loud crack, instant sick feeling and pain! Im now limping home from work! Definately not a break but its weird!
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"Literally last night, i turned, my knee didnt. Loud crack, instant sick feeling and pain! Im now limping home from work! Definately not a break but its weird!
S"
Could be your ACL. Or cartilage. I did my ACL years ago playing 5 a side football at uni. |
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"Just got a new hoover ..... and I’m in ore at how wonderful it is  ..... a feckin hoover!!! .... oh how my life has changed ... I’m in ore and think it’s marvellous haha  and I’m starting to like hot cross buns and tea cakes ffs!! 
Omg snap, got a Shark it has led headlights "
haha Me too!! Lol
The suction is something else isn’t it hahaha ..... |
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over a year ago
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"I’d rather stay in and cuddle up with a takeaway and a bottle of wine on a Saturday night than go out . Definitely getting old "
that's middle aged , not old
you're old when you're in bed after holby city - and you snoozed through the second half of that |
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"Just got a new hoover ..... and I’m in ore at how wonderful it is ..... a feckin hoover!!! .... oh how my life has changed ... I’m in ore and think it’s marvellous haha and I’m starting to like hot cross buns and tea cakes ffs!!
Omg snap, got a Shark it has led headlights haha Me too!! Lol
The suction is something else isn’t it hahaha ..... "
Pmsl sucks better than a dyson then |
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"Just got a new hoover ..... and I’m in ore at how wonderful it is ..... a feckin hoover!!! .... oh how my life has changed ... I’m in ore and think it’s marvellous haha and I’m starting to like hot cross buns and tea cakes ffs!!
Omg snap, got a Shark it has led headlights haha Me too!! Lol
The suction is something else isn’t it hahaha .....
Pmsl sucks better than a dyson then "
it does ....... but obviously not as good as me!!  haha |
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over a year ago
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After a while of being out I just want to be at home in pajamas 
Everyone looks 12 and the girls look like slutty clowns
Makeup you could take off with a shovel!
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"After a while of being out I just want to be at home in pajamas
Everyone looks 12 and the girls look like slutty clowns
Makeup you could take off with a shovel!
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Know what you mean. I think Christ how will I get that muck off my pillow cases lol. |
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"After a while of being out I just want to be at home in pajamas
Everyone looks 12 and the girls look like slutty clowns
Makeup you could take off with a shovel!
Know what you mean. I think Christ how will I get that muck off my pillow cases lol."
You'll not like me then lol] |
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"After a while of being out I just want to be at home in pajamas
Everyone looks 12 and the girls look like slutty clowns
Makeup you could take off with a shovel!
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I took our little un for a walk the other day and there was a big inflatable slide play area in town so I let the sprog play for 20 mins (£3 for 10 mins ffs) ...any way a young girl climbed on.. she must have been 8. As they're all climbing up the stairs I'm watching my kid climb and wave at me.. the little girl had a bloody thong on.. and I mean a tiny pink thong. She was also trowelled in makeup too.. that creamfields face glitter shite they all seem to love. Her dad was busy filming her and waving. I had to grab funsize a min later and leave.
Is it me getting old or is this wrong because to me it feels really fecking wrong :/ |
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over a year ago
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"After a while of being out I just want to be at home in pajamas
Everyone looks 12 and the girls look like slutty clowns
Makeup you could take off with a shovel!
I took our little un for a walk the other day and there was a big inflatable slide play area in town so I let the sprog play for 20 mins (£3 for 10 mins ffs) ...any way a young girl climbed on.. she must have been 8. As they're all climbing up the stairs I'm watching my kid climb and wave at me.. the little girl had a bloody thong on.. and I mean a tiny pink thong. She was also trowelled in makeup too.. that creamfields face glitter shite they all seem to love. Her dad was busy filming her and waving. I had to grab funsize a min later and leave.
Is it me getting old or is this wrong because to me it feels really fecking wrong :/"
That's nothing to do with age - that is just wrong  |
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"After a while of being out I just want to be at home in pajamas
Everyone looks 12 and the girls look like slutty clowns
Makeup you could take off with a shovel!
Know what you mean. I think Christ how will I get that muck off my pillow cases lol."
Haha - it doesn't come off |
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"I'm permanently hot!"
That's not old and neither are you at 36.
Either your central heating is stuck on or the menopause is sneaking up on you.
Even if it is the latter you'll still be a MILF and eventually a GILF. |
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"After a while of being out I just want to be at home in pajamas
Everyone looks 12 and the girls look like slutty clowns
Makeup you could take off with a shovel!
I took our little un for a walk the other day and there was a big inflatable slide play area in town so I let the sprog play for 20 mins (£3 for 10 mins ffs) ...any way a young girl climbed on.. she must have been 8. As they're all climbing up the stairs I'm watching my kid climb and wave at me.. the little girl had a bloody thong on.. and I mean a tiny pink thong. She was also trowelled in makeup too.. that creamfields face glitter shite they all seem to love. Her dad was busy filming her and waving. I had to grab funsize a min later and leave.
Is it me getting old or is this wrong because to me it feels really fecking wrong :/"
No my friend, that's not you getting old...as you said it is "fecking wrong" but sadly it's a sign of the times and the sexualisation of even our younger children.
Sometimes I ask my self just what passed for thinking when Mum/Dad or what have you bought such items for their young 'uns.
Mind you I might be giving undue credit when I assume they even thought about it before deciding their daughter was ready to begin to ape the likes of the Kardashians. |
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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago
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Loads
Looking in Clarks shoe shop and thinking, they look comfy.
Getting my car insurance from Saga.
Wishing I lived in a bungalow.
When I'm on the floor, I wonder what else can I do while I'm down there.
Clasping my bag close to me when I see young lads on the street.
I could go on... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Loads
Looking in Clarks shoe shop and thinking, they look comfy.
Getting my car insurance from Saga.
Wishing I lived in a bungalow.
When I'm on the floor, I wonder what else can I do while I'm down there.
Clasping my bag close to me when I see young lads on the street.
I could go on... "
I’m pleased I live in a bungalow and all my work shoes are from Clark’s for comfort.
This year I’ve started to wear glasses for reading
I’m normally in bed with a cuppa by 9 most nights.
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over a year ago
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"Literally last night, i turned, my knee didnt. Loud crack, instant sick feeling and pain! Im now limping home from work! Definately not a break but its weird!
S
Could be your ACL. Or cartilage. I did my ACL years ago playing 5 a side football at uni. "
Bloody hurt but it was the crunch it made that got me!
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When a 21 year old lad at work says he’s never heard of Dirty Dancing and then gets confused with Patrick Swayze character and John Travolta character from Grease.....cos ‘they both had quiffs’.....
He was so reprimanded.... |
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Tidying the front room, spot my keys, hang in the hallway, spot toilet roll needs changing so go to chanye it and its out... Into the kitchen to restock... Do the dishes before remembering the coffee cups in the front room, go back into the front room and my shoes are under the table, pick them up and put in the hallway... Back into the kitchen... What am i doing here? Ahh laundry... Put the washing machine on then head back into the bathroom for a toilet break... God damn it!!! Pair of fucking socks escaped the wash, and no toilet paper! Grrrr
And thats all in 20 mins |
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Thinking about my pension
Thinking about 1985 and the year I started work and realising it was 33 years ago.
Wearing comfortable clothes
Hair going and then what’s left going grey
I love my age though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Old age has brought less tolerance and more confidence. Wasted too many years worrying about “what people think”. We are what we are.
Having said that it’s also brought “can’t be arsed to go out” onesie on, makeup off and lenses out by 6 in the winter and a love of documentaries and strange stuff I hated when I was younger! |
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"Just got a new hoover ..... and I’m in ore at how wonderful it is ..... a feckin hoover!!! .... oh how my life has changed ... I’m in ore and think it’s marvellous haha and I’m starting to like hot cross buns and tea cakes ffs!!
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Omg snap, got a Shark it has led headlights "
A shark with headlights... that really is taking genetic modification a but far. |
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over a year ago
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When I look at the music charts and haven’t a clue who half the artists are
Receiving messages on here and being referred to as a “mature lady” I’m 34 FFS! |
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"When I look at the music charts and haven’t a clue who half the artists are
Receiving messages on here and being referred to as a “mature lady” I’m 34 FFS!"
really I love all the artists of today who produce good music anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just got a new hoover ..... and I’m in ore at how wonderful it is ..... a feckin hoover!!! .... oh how my life has changed ... I’m in ore and think it’s marvellous haha and I’m starting to like hot cross buns and tea cakes ffs!!
Omg snap, got a Shark it has led headlights "
omg double snap ... the headlights are amazing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I look at the music charts and haven’t a clue who half the artists are
Receiving messages on here and being referred to as a “mature lady” I’m 34 FFS!"
So why are you posting on a thread about oldisms  |
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"No one can tie a tie properly any more.
When no one even bothers to wear a tie or socks to events that need them!"
No event actually needs a strip of material strangling your neck to indicate what club/group/tribe you're supposed to belong to- they'll happen perfectly well without it #lifelongnonconformist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always having a Stanley knife nearby to open milk cartons and sauce bottles. Having a junior hacksaw for those child proof containers. Always a battle opening a bottle of mouthwash. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yesterday I took a tumble in the toilets of a place I was visiting for work. As I stood up I realised a bit of wee came out
Cant even blame having kids for a weak pelvic floor
What signs of old age have you encountered recently? "
Me.. Hmmm.. Turning 30 last week x x |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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Hearing my knees click & audibly grumble when I get out of a chair!
Feeling tired all the time has become the norm, but my GP says I'm fine!
Knowing I've 18 mnths till retirement but wonder if I'll get there??
Finding shoes now with Velcro fastenings, not laces.
Revert back to old money when buying stuff - WTF? 13 shillings for a Mars Bar???? |
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"Hearing my knees click & audibly grumble when I get out of a chair!
Feeling tired all the time has become the norm, but my GP says I'm fine!
Knowing I've 18 mnths till retirement but wonder if I'll get there??
Finding shoes now with Velcro fastenings, not laces.
Revert back to old money when buying stuff - WTF? 13 shillings for a Mars Bar????"
aren’t they all in multipacks these days? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't pay in past 8am thee days.
I was awake at 6am this morning on a Saturday
Hangover free - and am thinking about getting my hot water bottle out for my aching body
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"10 years ago I'd drink 10 pints, walk home with a kebab, get in, kick the cat, fuck the wife and be up at 6am for work...now 3 pints and I want zzzzzzzz"
The cat is relieved. |
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