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Stalking around Matalan with a hot discount voucher on my mobile I zeroed in on quite a nice Christmas style duvet cover, I do love the smell and feel of a new covet, but then I spotted matching bed scatter cushions and had an over whelming desire to buy them as well, I did!
Do I need help or maybe a good woman to resume the role of soft furnishings consultant and purchaser?  |
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"Stalking around Matalan with a hot discount voucher on my mobile I zeroed in on quite a nice Christmas style duvet cover, I do love the smell and feel of a new covet, but then I spotted matching bed scatter cushions and had an over whelming desire to buy them as well, I did!
Do I need help or maybe a good woman to resume the role of soft furnishings consultant and purchaser? "
Nesting ? |
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"Stalking around Matalan with a hot discount voucher on my mobile I zeroed in on quite a nice Christmas style duvet cover, I do love the smell and feel of a new covet, but then I spotted matching bed scatter cushions and had an over whelming desire to buy them as well, I did!
Do I need help or maybe a good woman to resume the role of soft furnishings consultant and purchaser?
Nesting ?"
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"Ghey 
Think I need a female influence in my life! there’s a woman where I work who has flatulence.
As long as she don't snore!  "
I’ve only heard her laugh and fart. I felt a warm breeze on my neck once and thought ‘oooh, a little sneaky neck nuzzle by the photocopier’ but judging by the smell decided she’d burped on me. |
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"Ghey
Think I need a female influence in my life! there’s a woman where I work who has flatulence.
As long as she don't snore!
I’ve only heard her laugh and fart. I felt a warm breeze on my neck once and thought ‘oooh, a little sneaky neck nuzzle by the photocopier’ but judging by the smell decided she’d burped on me. "
Please tell her I'm financially independent and very loving!  |
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"I don't know but you just made me think I was psychic cos I'd read this thread before! 
Ditto 
Double ditto
Double Dildo "
What can I say, I'm a son of Fab!  |
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"Stalking around Matalan with a hot discount voucher on my mobile I zeroed in on quite a nice Christmas style duvet cover, I do love the smell and feel of a new covet, but then I spotted matching bed scatter cushions and had an over whelming desire to buy them as well, I did!
Do I need help or maybe a good woman to resume the role of soft furnishings consultant and purchaser? "
It's either a mid life crisis or you're getting in touch with your anima.  |
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