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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Anyone old enough to remember Saturday Swap Shop on the telly? (kids, ask your parents!)
The general premise was that people rang in (01 811 8055 ) to offer stuff they have in exchange for stuff they wanted. For example they might over their game of Battleships in exchange for an Evel Knievel Stunt bike..
So what are you offering to the people of Fab, and what are you seeking in return? And who’s prepared to match your offer? You never know you might make a new friend! 
I’m prepared to offer up my balloon, in exchange for hugs and cuddles (and a bit of a boobie squeeze) with a lovely lady...
Anyone else playing? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is the balloon red?"
Ooh yeah, very red! I’ll pop it up for all to see.. avatar changed! 
Interested? Hugs, cuddles and a boobie squeeze is a small price to pay  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You remember when someone rang in and told Five Star they are fucking shit. I spat my Rice Krispies out laughing !
 it’s on YouTube somewhere!  "
In fact it’s here — https://youtu.be/6bfKredivMU  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What if my parents are too young to remember the show?!
Then the rest of us just feel seedy even considering boobie squeezes .. "
I’ve heard of it, don’t worry
I’ll offer blowjobs, they’re amazing |
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"Is the balloon red?
Ooh yeah, very red! I’ll pop it up for all to see.. avatar changed!
Interested? Hugs, cuddles and a boobie squeeze is a small price to pay "
Throw in he red teddy ? These boobies and hugs come with jewellery |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is the balloon red?
Ooh yeah, very red! I’ll pop it up for all to see.. avatar changed!
Interested? Hugs, cuddles and a boobie squeeze is a small price to pay
Throw in he red teddy ? These boobies and hugs come with jewellery "
Noel, we have our first swap!!  |
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"Is the balloon red?
Ooh yeah, very red! I’ll pop it up for all to see.. avatar changed!
Interested? Hugs, cuddles and a boobie squeeze is a small price to pay
Throw in he red teddy ? These boobies and hugs come with jewellery
Noel, we have our first swap!! "
Be gentle with her she's new  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a talking Womble that I would like to swap.
I will consider anything shiny or food related. "
I’ve got something purple and shiny if it helps? And you can pop it in your mouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will offer my yoga pants for your red ballon
It’s just as well my balloons come in a multipack! Noel, another successful swap! "
Am I too late? Have you run out of balloons  . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I will offer my yoga pants for your red ballon
It’s just as well my balloons come in a multipack! Noel, another successful swap!
Am I too late? Have you run out of balloons . "
I’ve kept one back, especially for you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I will offer my yoga pants for your red ballon
It’s just as well my balloons come in a multipack! Noel, another successful swap!
Am I too late? Have you run out of balloons .
I’ve kept one back, especially for you! "
Excellent news. I shall think of something to swap . Can you pop the balloon between your thighs please |
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"Anyone old enough to remember Saturday Swap Shop on the telly? (kids, ask your parents!)
The general premise was that people rang in (01 811 8055) to offer stuff they have in exchange for stuff they wanted. For example they might over their game of Battleships in exchange for an Evel Knievel Stunt bike..
So what are you offering to the people of Fab, and what are you seeking in return? And who’s prepared to match your offer? You never know you might make a new friend!
I’m prepared to offer up my balloon, in exchange for hugs and cuddles (and a bit of a boobie squeeze) with a lovely lady...
Anyone else playing? "
my balloon is small and pinkish with a purple top .. I'm offering to put it in a pinkish box
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I will offer my yoga pants for your red ballon
It’s just as well my balloons come in a multipack! Noel, another successful swap!
Am I too late? Have you run out of balloons .
I’ve kept one back, especially for you!
Excellent news. I shall think of something to swap . Can you pop the balloon between your thighs please "
Careful where you’re sticking that pin! A little prick is all you need
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll swap my boots for...well whats on offer Dan
Make it a wet swimming cossie and you can name your price!
Nope I'm not doing it...it's the boots or nothing "
I have a 1983 Beano Annual in that case, a bit scribbled on and some stains of indeterminate origin, but otherwise in good condition. Swap? |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
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"I’ll swap a couple of unworn corsets for a nice lunch. Make it a slimline lunch that’s why the corsets are unworn.  "
I have a squirrel missing a tail.
a bowl of soup 
You can keep the corsets |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll swap a couple of unworn corsets for a nice lunch. Make it a slimline lunch that’s why the corsets are unworn.
I have a squirrel missing a tail.
a bowl of soup
You can keep the corsets "
That made me laugh. Thank you. |
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I wonder if people ever swapped stuff. 