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Alpha snail...... creature from the gym shower area.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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*this is a vent*
I’m at the health and fitness gym and spa and bar (they do beer and sausages and chips).
I’m the shower area, I hand my towel outside the cubicle, I go in the cubicle with me shower gel and intention of scrubbing.
I’m the only person in the shower area there are like ten or something cubicles.
The hero of our tale enters, moves my towel to the hook on the other side of my cubicle. Goes in the next cubicle and shouts ‘I’ve moved your towel so it won’t get wet mate’ 
Why the fuck would you do that? Are my pheromones so good he wants to shower in the cubicle to my left???? What was up with the other eight cubicles? Like the ones no where near me????
He then got worse....... |
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"*this is a vent*
I’m at the health and fitness gym and spa and bar (they do beer and sausages and chips).
I’m the shower area, I hand my towel outside the cubicle, I go in the cubicle with me shower gel and intention of scrubbing.
I’m the only person in the shower area there are like ten or something cubicles.
The hero of our tale enters, moves my towel to the hook on the other side of my cubicle. Goes in the next cubicle and shouts ‘I’ve moved your towel so it won’t get wet mate’
Why the fuck would you do that? Are my pheromones so good he wants to shower in the cubicle to my left???? What was up with the other eight cubicles? Like the ones no where near me????
He then got worse......."
...and crawled under the door to shower with you? Did you suggest sharing a sausage, after??  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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He started to talk about foot ball .......
I hate football
He started to talk about golf .........
I’m more interested in train spotting
He started to talk about his work
I slipped out of the cubicle, pushing the shower button a few times to mask my escape!
But he stalked on! |
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"He started to talk about foot ball .......
I hate football
He started to talk about golf .........
I’m more interested in train spotting
He started to talk about his work
I slipped out of the cubicle, pushing the shower button a few times to mask my escape!
But he stalked on! "
Damn, that is most definitely worse!!!! |
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"He started to talk about foot ball .......
I hate football
He started to talk about golf .........
I’m more interested in train spotting
He started to talk about his work
I slipped out of the cubicle, pushing the shower button a few times to mask my escape!
But he stalked on! "
Obviously fancies you.
At least he didn't ask to borrow your shower gel |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I open my locker, sling my bag on the bench, routing through a dry bag of clean stuff and shoving the sweaty GI, belt, rash guard, swim shorts to the bottom.
He comes from across the other side of the locker room and starts to tell me about how he’s surprised anyone still does karate with how everyone cage fights now
I then started talking about Akido, something I know fuck all about, till he left me alone.  |
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"I bet he wiped his cummy cock on your towel before he moved it. Was your towel damp or sticky?
No thank fuck. "
You know he’ll be there next week as well, don’t you? Wearing a size too small speedos. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I bet he wiped his cummy cock on your towel before he moved it. Was your towel damp or sticky?
No thank fuck.
You know he’ll be there next week as well, don’t you? Wearing a size too small speedos. "
If he’s there tomorrow I’m Throwing him in the cold plunge pool.
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"I bet he wiped his cummy cock on your towel before he moved it. Was your towel damp or sticky?
No thank fuck.
You know he’ll be there next week as well, don’t you? Wearing a size too small speedos.
If he’s there tomorrow I’m Throwing him in the cold plunge pool.
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Going back for more? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I bet he wiped his cummy cock on your towel before he moved it. Was your towel damp or sticky?
No thank fuck.
You know he’ll be there next week as well, don’t you? Wearing a size too small speedos.
If he’s there tomorrow I’m Throwing him in the cold plunge pool.
Going back for more?"
Yeah, exercise and sauna and stuff.......
I though getting chased round a sauna by some guy you don’t fancy ended in stoke when they shut inferno down. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You mean its happened to you before?
S"
Inferno was a sauna where gay and bi sexual men could mingle freely, without harrasment or interference.
Except by all the married guys who don’t understand ‘no’ will lead to ‘fuck off’ and maybe a black eye if they carry on.  |
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"I bet he wiped his cummy cock on your towel before he moved it. Was your towel damp or sticky?
No thank fuck.
You know he’ll be there next week as well, don’t you? Wearing a size too small speedos.
If he’s there tomorrow I’m Throwing him in the cold plunge pool.
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Eagerly waiting today's instalment... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yesterday was all clear........
We shall see this morning ...............
If he comments on training wear, I might invest in some Turkish oil wrestling shorts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*this is a vent*
I’m at the health and fitness gym and spa and bar (they do beer and sausages and chips).
I’m the shower area, I hand my towel outside the cubicle, I go in the cubicle with me shower gel and intention of scrubbing.
I’m the only person in the shower area there are like ten or something cubicles.
The hero of our tale enters, moves my towel to the hook on the other side of my cubicle. Goes in the next cubicle and shouts ‘I’ve moved your towel so it won’t get wet mate’
Why the fuck would you do that? Are my pheromones so good he wants to shower in the cubicle to my left???? What was up with the other eight cubicles? Like the ones no where near me????
He then got worse......."
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