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Thread killer

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So I seem to have had a few of these recently, comment on a thread and it completely dries up, what’s your best thread killer comment?

Thread killers welcomed with open arms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm going to poke the next person to post in the eye with my finger. After chopping chillis.

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By *uteness69Woman over a year ago

Walthamstow

I pride myself on killing threads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm going to poke the next person to post in the eye with my finger. After chopping chillis."

That’s just mean! That’s not thread killer that’s psycho bitch territory!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I pride myself on killing threads. "

Not this one

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By *m389Man over a year ago

Magherafelt

I have a knack for killing conversations, mood and threads.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I post a load sometimes so a lot end up killing of the post

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

I’m a serial thread killer. It’s nice to have something I’m successful at

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive had afew ive done this on

On the other hand comment on some threads and just wish someone that could kill the thread.

Op, im not into guys but jesus those are some good legs, i squat, deadlift & legpress and cant get that form on my legs, whats the secret

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m a serial thread killer. It’s nice to have something I’m successful at

Is that the aim though? Surely if it’s intentional then it’s not technically a true thread killer?

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

Damn

I thought i was the only thread killer in town!

we could start a clique.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ive had afew ive done this on

On the other hand comment on some threads and just wish someone that could kill the thread.

Op, im not into guys but jesus those are some good legs, i squat, deadlift & legpress and cant get that form on my legs, whats the secret

No secret, good lighting and editing software ha ha ha

I just do free weights no machine work, so squats, deadlifts, good mornings, lunges, thrusts, mix it up have fun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn

I thought i was the only thread killer in town!

we could start a clique.

Yes! Let’s do it! Thread killer clique! One aim, to kill every thread we join!

Except this one of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Strikes again

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By *parksAbiWoman over a year ago

Anywhere I like

Joining the thread killer clique

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Joining the thread killer clique

It’s free to join! Pull up a chair and help yourself to a drink!

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

My online presence on a thread is the equivalent of walking into a crowded room and letting off a smelly fart. It just goes dead and everyone goes home.

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"So I seem to have had a few of these recently, comment on a thread and it completely dries up, what’s your best thread killer comment?

Thread killers welcomed with open arms

*Waves*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn

I thought i was the only thread killer in town!

we could start a clique.

Ah finally a clique i would be accepted into

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m pretty skilled at this, I guess everyone has to be good at something

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By *parksAbiWoman over a year ago

Anywhere I like

"Joining the thread killer clique

It’s free to join! Pull up a chair and help yourself to a drink!

Why thank you kind sir

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I just killed this thread stone dead, guaranteed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just killed this thread stone dead, guaranteed. "

It’s just been resuscitated

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By *ukeuk888Man over a year ago

hastings

If you didn’t I’m sure I have, mood hoover extradinaire

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"I just killed this thread stone dead, guaranteed. "
a

Au contraire... Your presence revived it. Let a professional show you how it's done. Sit back and watch...

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I just killed this thread stone dead, guaranteed.

It’s just been resuscitated

Kiss of life

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By *parksAbiWoman over a year ago

Anywhere I like

It's still going yippee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Twats the lot of you . Hows that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Seems we have proof that none of us (thus far) are in fact thread killers! The aim is to clearly fill the thread!

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I just killed this thread stone dead, guaranteed. a

Au contraire... Your presence revived it. Let a professional show you how it's done. Sit back and watch... "

Still waiting!

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By *verageguy123Man over a year ago

Selby

I’ve brought custard creams for this one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha ok not a thread killer this time but still the invisible one

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"I just killed this thread stone dead, guaranteed. a

Au contraire... Your presence revived it. Let a professional show you how it's done. Sit back and watch...

Still waiting! "

I haven't made my move yet. I'm waiting for the prime moment. This is what i mean when i refer to you lot as amateurs. Go play on the other threads. I don't think this is for you...

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Did someone just type summat before me? Thought I read something but must be my imagination

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Haha ok not a thread killer this time but still the invisible one

I see you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve brought custard creams for this one

Share?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haha ok not a thread killer this time but still the invisible one

I see you

Oooops my invisibility cloak must of slipped for a minute

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve brought custard creams for this one

More of a hobnob guy myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry OP I can’t let this slip off the bottom of the page without me killing it first

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Sorry OP I can’t let this slip off the bottom of the page without me killing it first "

But I want to do it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry OP I can’t let this slip off the bottom of the page without me killing it first

But I want to do it

Yeah but you can’t *always* get your own way!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry OP I can’t let this slip off the bottom of the page without me killing it first

But I want to do it

Its mine for sure ive the touch of a rapist

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Sorry OP I can’t let this slip off the bottom of the page without me killing it first

But I want to do it

Yeah but you can’t *always* get your own way!

Wanna bet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Consider this thread killed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry OP I can’t let this slip off the bottom of the page without me killing it first

But I want to do it

Yeah but you can’t *always* get your own way!

Wanna bet

Depends what the wager is!?

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Sorry OP I can’t let this slip off the bottom of the page without me killing it first

But I want to do it

Yeah but you can’t *always* get your own way!

Wanna bet

Depends what the wager is!?

Parkrun?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry OP I can’t let this slip off the bottom of the page without me killing it first

But I want to do it

Yeah but you can’t *always* get your own way!

Wanna bet

Depends what the wager is!?

Parkrun?

slipstream?? Deal!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry OP I can’t let this slip off the bottom of the page without me killing it first

But I want to do it

Yeah but you can’t *always* get your own way!

Wanna bet

Depends what the wager is!?

Parkrun?

slipstream?? Deal!

Oh, by the way, this is important! It’s parkrun (with a lower case ‘p’!) just saying!

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Sorry OP I can’t let this slip off the bottom of the page without me killing it first

But I want to do it

Yeah but you can’t *always* get your own way!

Wanna bet

Depends what the wager is!?

Parkrun?

slipstream?? Deal!

Oh, by the way, this is important! It’s parkrun (with a lower case ‘p’!) just saying! "

Ha ha bloody ha

I'm going to continue this thread until it reaches the end or I fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Time I finally put the kiss of death on this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry OP I can’t let this slip off the bottom of the page without me killing it first

But I want to do it

Yeah but you can’t *always* get your own way!

Wanna bet

Depends what the wager is!?

Parkrun?

slipstream?? Deal!

Oh, by the way, this is important! It’s parkrun (with a lower case ‘p’!) just saying!

Ha ha bloody ha

I'm going to continue this thread until it reaches the end or I fall asleep

Someone told me off for using a capital P t’other day! Properly scolded me!

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Sorry OP I can’t let this slip off the bottom of the page without me killing it first

But I want to do it

Yeah but you can’t *always* get your own way!

Wanna bet

Depends what the wager is!?

Parkrun?

slipstream?? Deal!

Oh, by the way, this is important! It’s parkrun (with a lower case ‘p’!) just saying!

Ha ha bloody ha

I'm going to continue this thread until it reaches the end or I fall asleep

Someone told me off for using a capital P t’other day! Properly scolded me!

want a hug?

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By *alking DisasterWoman over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Sorry OP I can’t let this slip off the bottom of the page without me killing it first

But I want to do it

Yeah but you can’t *always* get your own way!

Wanna bet

Depends what the wager is!?

Parkrun?

slipstream?? Deal!

Oh, by the way, this is important! It’s parkrun (with a lower case ‘p’!) just saying!

Ha ha bloody ha

I'm going to continue this thread until it reaches the end or I fall asleep

He does have a point, it is parkrun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I seem to have had a few of these recently, comment on a thread and it completely dries up, what’s your best thread killer comment?

Thread killers welcomed with open arms

I don't usually have to make a killer comment ... I just kill em off with my presence

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Sorry OP I can’t let this slip off the bottom of the page without me killing it first

But I want to do it

Yeah but you can’t *always* get your own way!

Wanna bet

Depends what the wager is!?

Parkrun?

slipstream?? Deal!

Oh, by the way, this is important! It’s parkrun (with a lower case ‘p’!) just saying!

Ha ha bloody ha

I'm going to continue this thread until it reaches the end or I fall asleep

He does have a point, it is parkrun

Oh shush you, don't you start!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry OP I can’t let this slip off the bottom of the page without me killing it first

But I want to do it

Yeah but you can’t *always* get your own way!

Wanna bet

Depends what the wager is!?

Parkrun?

slipstream?? Deal!

Oh, by the way, this is important! It’s parkrun (with a lower case ‘p’!) just saying!

Ha ha bloody ha

I'm going to continue this thread until it reaches the end or I fall asleep

He does have a point, it is parkrun

So I understand..

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

___@_____@______@_____@

Can you tell what it is yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"___@_____@______@_____@

Can you tell what it is yet? "

Yes. Lots of underscores and "at" symbols

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"___@_____@______@_____@

Can you tell what it is yet?

Yes. Lots of underscores and "at" symbols

Smartarse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thread killers? That'd be then, lol.

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By *alking DisasterWoman over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Sorry OP I can’t let this slip off the bottom of the page without me killing it first

But I want to do it

Yeah but you can’t *always* get your own way!

Wanna bet

Depends what the wager is!?

Parkrun?

slipstream?? Deal!

Oh, by the way, this is important! It’s parkrun (with a lower case ‘p’!) just saying!

Ha ha bloody ha

I'm going to continue this thread until it reaches the end or I fall asleep

He does have a point, it is parkrun

Oh shush you, don't you start!

Sorry?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"___@_____@______@_____@

Can you tell what it is yet?

Yes. Lots of underscores and "at" symbols

Smartarse

I try

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Sorry OP I can’t let this slip off the bottom of the page without me killing it first

But I want to do it

Yeah but you can’t *always* get your own way!

Wanna bet

Depends what the wager is!?

Parkrun?

slipstream?? Deal!

Oh, by the way, this is important! It’s parkrun (with a lower case ‘p’!) just saying!

Ha ha bloody ha

I'm going to continue this thread until it reaches the end or I fall asleep

He does have a point, it is parkrun

Oh shush you, don't you start!

Sorry?"

That's ok, you don't have to apologise

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By *alking DisasterWoman over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Sorry OP I can’t let this slip off the bottom of the page without me killing it first

But I want to do it

Yeah but you can’t *always* get your own way!

Wanna bet

Depends what the wager is!?

Parkrun?

slipstream?? Deal!

Oh, by the way, this is important! It’s parkrun (with a lower case ‘p’!) just saying!

Ha ha bloody ha

I'm going to continue this thread until it reaches the end or I fall asleep

He does have a point, it is parkrun

So I understand..

parkrun It's all one word and in lower case!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Joining the thread killer clique

It’s free to join! Pull up a chair and help yourself to a drink!

I'm all for it as well

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I'm all for it as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this now a thing? Who out of the thread killers can kill a thread about thread killing?

And reading that line back made my head hurt lol

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By *alking DisasterWoman over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Is this now a thing? Who out of the thread killers can kill a thread about thread killing?

And reading that line back made my head hurt lol"

Most probably me. I do like to kill threads

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Is this now a thing? Who out of the thread killers can kill a thread about thread killing?

And reading that line back made my head hurt lol

Most probably me. I do like to kill threads

True

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this now a thing? Who out of the thread killers can kill a thread about thread killing?

And reading that line back made my head hurt lol"

I killed it but some bugger keeps bring it back to life

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Is this now a thing? Who out of the thread killers can kill a thread about thread killing?

And reading that line back made my head hurt lol

I killed it but some bugger keeps bring it back to life

That Walking Disaster is a pain, isn't she?

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By *alking DisasterWoman over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Is this now a thing? Who out of the thread killers can kill a thread about thread killing?

And reading that line back made my head hurt lol

I killed it but some bugger keeps bring it back to life

That Walking Disaster is a pain, isn't she?

There's a reason for my username

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

I wonder if i strike now while no

one is looking i can kill this thread!

(champion thread killer!)

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Is this now a thing? Who out of the thread killers can kill a thread about thread killing?

And reading that line back made my head hurt lol

I killed it but some bugger keeps bring it back to life

That Walking Disaster is a pain, isn't she?

There's a reason for my username

I thought it was because you keep tripping arse over tit????

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By *alking DisasterWoman over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Is this now a thing? Who out of the thread killers can kill a thread about thread killing?

And reading that line back made my head hurt lol

I killed it but some bugger keeps bring it back to life

That Walking Disaster is a pain, isn't she?

There's a reason for my username

I thought it was because you keep tripping arse over tit????"

No, apparently I trip my running friends up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder if i strike now while no

one is looking i can kill this thread!

(champion thread killer!)

I was looking. I killed it and you brought it back to life again FFS

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Is this now a thing? Who out of the thread killers can kill a thread about thread killing?

And reading that line back made my head hurt lol

I killed it but some bugger keeps bring it back to life

That Walking Disaster is a pain, isn't she?

There's a reason for my username

I thought it was because you keep tripping arse over tit????

No, apparently I trip my running friends up

New username, Bigfoot

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

I dont know, but I seem to have a knack for it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont know, but I seem to have a knack for it."

A knack for what?

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By *alking DisasterWoman over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Is this now a thing? Who out of the thread killers can kill a thread about thread killing?

And reading that line back made my head hurt lol

I killed it but some bugger keeps bring it back to life

That Walking Disaster is a pain, isn't she?

There's a reason for my username

I thought it was because you keep tripping arse over tit????

No, apparently I trip my running friends up

New username, Bigfoot

*Looks at size 4 feet*

Ok...

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By *horecruxCouple over a year ago

SE4

At last a clique we can fit in with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this now a thing? Who out of the thread killers can kill a thread about thread killing?

And reading that line back made my head hurt lol

I killed it but some bugger keeps bring it back to life

That Walking Disaster is a pain, isn't she?

There's a reason for my username

I thought it was because you keep tripping arse over tit????

No, apparently I trip my running friends up

New username, Bigfoot

*Looks at size 4 feet*

Ok..."

Fuck me, mine are twice the size of yours ... I hope you're shorter than 5'11"?

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Is this now a thing? Who out of the thread killers can kill a thread about thread killing?

And reading that line back made my head hurt lol

I killed it but some bugger keeps bring it back to life

That Walking Disaster is a pain, isn't she?

There's a reason for my username

I thought it was because you keep tripping arse over tit????

No, apparently I trip my running friends up

New username, Bigfoot

*Looks at size 4 feet*

Ok..."

It's not the size, it's what you do with it that counts

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

"I wonder if i strike now while no

one is looking i can kill this thread!

(champion thread killer!)

I was looking. I killed it and you brought it back to life again FFS

Sorry!

This post must surely finish of this thread for good now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder if i strike now while no

one is looking i can kill this thread!

(champion thread killer!)

I was looking. I killed it and you brought it back to life again FFS

Sorry!

This post must surely finish of this thread for good now.

Stop bringing it back to life then

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I wonder if i strike now while no

one is looking i can kill this thread!

(champion thread killer!)

I was looking. I killed it and you brought it back to life again FFS

Sorry!

This post must surely finish of this thread for good now.

Say what?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Just checked and was surprised to find I've only killed 2 out of my last 35 - it's usually much higher

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Just checked and was surprised to find I've only killed 2 out of my last 35 - it's usually much higher

Someone's bored

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just checked and was surprised to find I've only killed 2 out of my last 35 - it's usually much higher

Your fabs report will say Gemini-man lacks concentration in the forum's and often kills threads. His behaviour recently has shown a lack of thread kills. Must try harder

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Just checked and was surprised to find I've only killed 2 out of my last 35 - it's usually much higher

Someone's bored

Yeah the people reading my diatribes on most threads that I kill

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By *eteinlondonCouple (MM) over a year ago

Central London

"I pride myself on killing threads. "

Killkng threads _and_ blocking men! Aaaaggh! Works wonders though. Just as we were intrigued by the wordsmith thing . Ah well....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pride myself on killing threads.

Killkng threads _and_ blocking men! Aaaaggh! Works wonders though. Just as we were intrigued by the wordsmith thing . Ah well....

Do what?

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I pride myself on killing threads.

Killkng threads _and_ blocking men! Aaaaggh! Works wonders though. Just as we were intrigued by the wordsmith thing . Ah well....

Do what?

let me know, what you know, when you know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pride myself on killing threads.

Killkng threads _and_ blocking men! Aaaaggh! Works wonders though. Just as we were intrigued by the wordsmith thing . Ah well....

Do what?

let me know, what you know, when you know

I know it's late (or very early) but that confused the hell outta me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pride myself on killing threads.

Killkng threads _and_ blocking men! Aaaaggh! Works wonders though. Just as we were intrigued by the wordsmith thing . Ah well....

Do what?

let me know, what you know, when you know

How did you know?

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I pride myself on killing threads.

Killkng threads _and_ blocking men! Aaaaggh! Works wonders though. Just as we were intrigued by the wordsmith thing . Ah well....

Do what?

let me know, what you know, when you know

How did you know?

I don't, do you know what they know? or not what we know that they know what I know?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pride myself on killing threads.

Killkng threads _and_ blocking men! Aaaaggh! Works wonders though. Just as we were intrigued by the wordsmith thing . Ah well....

Do what?

let me know, what you know, when you know

How did you know?

I don't, do you know what they know? or not what we know that they know what I know?

She knows what they know but we don't know what she knows what they know, so we don't know what any of them knows

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By *m389Man over a year ago

Magherafelt

I’m making it my mission to kill this thread..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m making it my mission to kill this thread.."

I've killed it half a dozen times but you pesky kids keep rescuing it

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By *m389Man over a year ago

Magherafelt

"I’m making it my mission to kill this thread..

I've killed it half a dozen times but you pesky kids keep rescuing it

Well I’m here because you haven’t done a good enough job.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pride myself on killing threads.

Killkng threads _and_ blocking men! Aaaaggh! Works wonders though. Just as we were intrigued by the wordsmith thing . Ah well....

Do what?

let me know, what you know, when you know

How did you know?

I don't, do you know what they know? or not what we know that they know what I know?

She knows what they know but we don't know what she knows what they know, so we don't know what any of them knows

Well I never, who knew?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m making it my mission to kill this thread..

I've killed it half a dozen times but you pesky kids keep rescuing it

Well I’m here because you haven’t done a good enough job.

Ohhh, you cheeky monkey, I may have to spank you for that comment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pride myself on killing threads.

Killkng threads _and_ blocking men! Aaaaggh! Works wonders though. Just as we were intrigued by the wordsmith thing . Ah well....

Do what?

let me know, what you know, when you know

How did you know?

I don't, do you know what they know? or not what we know that they know what I know?

She knows what they know but we don't know what she knows what they know, so we don't know what any of them knows

Well I never, who knew?!

She does but we don't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know her - she told him she knew, he knew, she knew that they all knew and still we never knew

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By *m389Man over a year ago

Magherafelt

"I’m making it my mission to kill this thread..

I've killed it half a dozen times but you pesky kids keep rescuing it

Well I’m here because you haven’t done a good enough job.

Ohhh, you cheeky monkey, I may have to spank you for that comment

Please do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know her - she told him she knew, he knew, she knew that they all knew and still we never knew

Oh it's her!!! Yes I know, but still don't know what she knew

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Often the person who thinks they're the killer adds to an already dead thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m making it my mission to kill this thread..

I've killed it half a dozen times but you pesky kids keep rescuing it

Well I’m here because you haven’t done a good enough job.

Ohhh, you cheeky monkey, I may have to spank you for that comment

Please do

Right ... That peachy bum is going to be spanked into killing this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How is this still going?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Often the person who thinks they're the killer adds to an already dead thread. "

Oh yeah, I can kill dead threads too ... Especially when I can't sleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the early hours of last Sunday morning I was killing eighteen consecutive threads in the Wales forum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In the early hours of last Sunday morning I was killing eighteen consecutive threads in the Wales forum.

Yes you are quite prolific at taking post 175 aren't you young man?

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By *m389Man over a year ago

Magherafelt

"I’m making it my mission to kill this thread..

I've killed it half a dozen times but you pesky kids keep rescuing it

Well I’m here because you haven’t done a good enough job.

Ohhh, you cheeky monkey, I may have to spank you for that comment

Please do

Right ... That peachy bum is going to be spanked into killing this thread

Ooo, I felt something

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m making it my mission to kill this thread..

I've killed it half a dozen times but you pesky kids keep rescuing it

Well I’m here because you haven’t done a good enough job.

Ohhh, you cheeky monkey, I may have to spank you for that comment

Please do

Right ... That peachy bum is going to be spanked into killing this thread

Ooo, I felt something

You'll feel it harder in a minute

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By *parksAbiWoman over a year ago

Anywhere I like

Power to the clique. I'll try again. Kill

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By *un4meanduMan over a year ago

STOTFOLD

"Power to the clique. I'll try again. Kill "
ok

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Next female to post owes me a fuck. Next male to post owes me £1000. Next couple owes me 500 ice creams and a blowjob from the missus. By replying on this thread you agree to be bound by these terms.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/10/18 06:10:05]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't get bound to any terms without signing an official document

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By *andsome_Chef88Man over a year ago

London

......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The clique grows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm shrinking actually but it's nice to have a clique I can play in

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

If I make a serious reply, thread dies. True story

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By *andsome_Chef88Man over a year ago

London

"If I make a serious reply, thread dies. True story

This is why I am here to back you up. Lol. Whenever you kill a thread I’m behind you trying to pick it up

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

"If I make a serious reply, thread dies. True story

This is why I am here to back you up. Lol. Whenever you kill a thread I’m behind you trying to pick it up

Or when my confused, need 3 more coffee , self needs to be walk through a simple thread

Cafein

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"If I make a serious reply, thread dies. True story

This is why I am here to back you up. Lol. Whenever you kill a thread I’m behind you trying to pick it up

Or when my confused, need 3 more coffee , self needs to be walk through a simple thread

Cafein

How do you like it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is the thread dead yet?

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Is the thread dead yet?

Yep

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

I'll poke it just to check

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"I'll poke it just to check"

Careful what you're poking young man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll poke it just to check

Careful what you're poking young man

Typical woman - always trying to have the last word

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Typical man - always trying to have the last word

Fify

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By *alking DisasterWoman over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Is this now a thing? Who out of the thread killers can kill a thread about thread killing?

And reading that line back made my head hurt lol

I killed it but some bugger keeps bring it back to life

That Walking Disaster is a pain, isn't she?

There's a reason for my username

I thought it was because you keep tripping arse over tit????

No, apparently I trip my running friends up

New username, Bigfoot

*Looks at size 4 feet*

Ok...

Fuck me, mine are twice the size of yours ... I hope you're shorter than 5'11"?

5' 2.5" (and the half is very important

)

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By *alking DisasterWoman over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Just checked and was surprised to find I've only killed 2 out of my last 35 - it's usually much higher

I'm on two as well - including this thread!

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

This thread is soooo over.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The most successful thing I do on this site is kill threads, the minute I post it's dead, sorry for killing this one OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s this thread all about then?

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By *alking DisasterWoman over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

It's a bit early for that one missy!

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

It's a bit early for that one missy!"

Never to early for CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

It's a skill only the chosen ones have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a skill only the chosen ones have

But do YOU have what it takes!?

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"It's a skill only the chosen ones have

But do YOU have what it takes!?

Clearly he doesn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a skill only the chosen ones have

But do YOU have what it takes!?

Clearly he doesn't

You’ve certainly not got it. Well not the thread killer thing, anyway. But you’d certainly get it. Again, not the thread killer thing!

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

It is clearly a paradox. If someone says they are a thread killer, it doesn’t go that way. If, in all genuine attempt to contribute to a thread, they kill it, then they become a killer. Therefore with there being no intent, it’s thread manslaughter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry OP I can’t let this slip off the bottom of the page without me killing it first

But I want to do it

Its mine for sure ive the touch of a rapist

Im surprised that didnt kill it

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By *rs99Man over a year ago

Scarborough

Can I ask a question guys is a thread a question sumone needs help with or who needs a bit of advice just wundered if u cud help me

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I haven't got much going on in my life. I'm going to put my heart and soul into killing this thread. Its all i have left.

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

Lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm the Killer Queen

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By *m389Man over a year ago

Magherafelt

"I’m making it my mission to kill this thread..

I've killed it half a dozen times but you pesky kids keep rescuing it

Well I’m here because you haven’t done a good enough job.

Ohhh, you cheeky monkey, I may have to spank you for that comment

Please do

Right ... That peachy bum is going to be spanked into killing this thread

Ooo, I felt something

You'll feel it harder in a minute

I woke up with an itch

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By *rs99Man over a year ago

Scarborough

One of the last things I do before I die is kill this thread may the force be with me

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Currently killing 3... I win!

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Make that 6 - undisputed champion thread killer of the world!

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By *alking DisasterWoman over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

It's a bit early for that one missy!

Never to early for CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!

IT'S OCTOBER!

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"Make that 6 - undisputed champion thread killer of the world!"

But we all know....this is the only one that truly matters.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"It's a skill only the chosen ones have

But do YOU have what it takes!?

I thought I did

. Clearly the force isn't strong with this one. Noooooooo

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"It's a skill only the chosen ones have

But do YOU have what it takes!?

Clearly he doesn't

You’ve certainly not got it. Well not the thread killer thing, anyway. But you’d certainly get it. Again, not the thread killer thing!

Saw what you did there haha

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

"I'm the Killer Queen

I'm the king of thread killing!

we should team up and travel around

the forums secretly killing threads!

who would have a thought that a thread

about killing threads would be so popular!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It is clearly a paradox. If someone says they are a thread killer, it doesn’t go that way. If, in all genuine attempt to contribute to a thread, they kill it, then they become a killer. Therefore with there being no intent, it’s thread manslaughter "

Ooooh like that movie?

Speed?

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Its me, it's me, it's me

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By *rs99Man over a year ago

Scarborough

Can I become the prince of killing threads I'd love u both to be my mum and dad

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

It is me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It is me

You think it is. But it isn’t.

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"It is me

You think it is. But it isn’t.

Oh it is Dan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It is me

You think it is. But it isn’t.

Oh it is Dan

We’ll see ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are too many delicious profile pictures to peruse for this thread to just die off!x

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"It is me

You think it is. But it isn’t.

Oh it is Dan

We’ll see ..

We will

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It is me

You think it is. But it isn’t.

Oh it is Dan

We’ll see ..

We will

To be fair, that last post of yours above might actually kill the thread. So you could be right!

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I have the hob nobs ready for fitness fan

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Will

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Me me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meeeee!!!

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