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over a year ago
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"Fucked this blonde girl last night,every time I pound her pussy,it keeps on farting lol even this morning that pussyfart sound still stuck in my head lol..."
Your dick isn't a tight enough fit  |
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By *heblackmac OP Man
over a year ago
Ladywell, Lewisham. |
"Fucked this blonde girl last night,every time I pound her pussy,it keeps on farting lol even this morning that pussyfart sound still stuck in my head lol...
Your dick isn't a tight enough fit "
my dick is tight ,it's her hole which is a big and loose  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fucked this blonde girl last night,every time I pound her pussy,it keeps on farting lol even this morning that pussyfart sound still stuck in my head lol...
Your dick isn't a tight enough fit my dick is tight ,it's her hole which is a big and loose "
Rubbish  |
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By *heblackmac OP Man
over a year ago
Ladywell, Lewisham. |
"Fucked this blonde girl last night,every time I pound her pussy,it keeps on farting lol even this morning that pussyfart sound still stuck in my head lol...
Your dick isn't a tight enough fit my dick is tight ,it's her hole which is a big and loose
Rubbish "
it's no rubbish,it's true. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fucked this blonde girl last night,every time I pound her pussy,it keeps on farting lol even this morning that pussyfart sound still stuck in my head lol...
Your dick isn't a tight enough fit "
I think you are probably right it only happens with skinny pepperoni dicks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucked this blonde girl last night,every time I pound her pussy,it keeps on farting lol even this morning that pussyfart sound still stuck in my head lol...
Your dick isn't a tight enough fit
I think you are probably right it only happens with skinny pepperoni dicks. "
Nearly wet myself laughing |
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"Fucked this blonde girl last night,every time I pound her pussy,it keeps on farting lol even this morning that pussyfart sound still stuck in my head lol...
Your dick isn't a tight enough fit
I think you are probably right it only happens with skinny pepperoni dicks. "
It's a (little) bit of an animal |
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By *heblackmac OP Man
over a year ago
Ladywell, Lewisham. |
"Fucked this blonde girl last night,every time I pound her pussy,it keeps on farting lol even this morning that pussyfart sound still stuck in my head lol...
Your dick isn't a tight enough fit
I think you are probably right it only happens with skinny pepperoni dicks. "
not skinny pepperoni duck luv
Ive got a black Mumba,would be great to stick up you're ass and see what's a black dick like... |
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Yup... Sorry dude but your dick was too small for her. You probably had to pound her just so she knew you were in there. I'd suggest maybe not fisting her first next time... Although next time is probably unlikely, especially if she's on here and sees your thread and status update  |
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By *heblackmac OP Man
over a year ago
Ladywell, Lewisham. |
"Yup... Sorry dude but your dick was too small for her. You probably had to pound her just so she knew you were in there. I'd suggest maybe not fisting her first next time... Although next time is probably unlikely, especially if she's on here and sees your thread and status update "
I've got a big black cock ...and you saying I'm small.shes got a big hole that's why.unless if you want to prove my size in reality,how about we meet ? |
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"Happens to lots of ladies no matter how their vagina is made 
A man with maturity wouldn't see it as a big deal
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Correct. We’ve all been there and it’s the sort of thing you just laugh off or ignore. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Position dependant. Doggy and missionary with legs wide out are bad for it, plus ‘pounding’.
I hope she dismisses your cocksmanship in similar terms and equally publicly. |
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By *heblackmac OP Man
over a year ago
Ladywell, Lewisham. |
"Happens to lots of ladies no matter how their vagina is made
A man with maturity wouldn't see it as a big deal
Correct. We’ve all been there and it’s the sort of thing you just laugh off or ignore."
thanks |
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By *heblackmac OP Man
over a year ago
Ladywell, Lewisham. |
"Position dependant. Doggy and missionary with legs wide out are bad for it, plus ‘pounding’.
I hope she dismisses your cocksmanship in similar terms and equally publicly."
she's not on fab nor a swinger ...she's a sex maniac |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about fuck her properly instead of "pounding" her and filling her pussy with air!It happens with tight pussies too you know?!? yeah would be great if you and me demonstrate"
No ta, I prefer good sex instead of pounding, from a decent bloke, I would be wondering if you were on the forums making derogatory remarks about me, afterwards. Bad form OP, bad form!  |
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Pounding her! Wow.. I'd pound a chicken to make some good food not good sex.. women like to be touched and handled with care, (Well there are a few that like it rough) but take it slow and smoothly, you want to make her wet not bleed.. you wouldnt buy a 100k car and rag it around.
Try running your fingertips up her inner thigh grasping at her warm moist flesh, kissing her neck softly running your tougne down her body and taking it slow..  (one for the ladies)
But pounding her, WOW,.. |
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"Fucked this blonde girl last night,every time I pound her pussy,it keeps on farting lol even this morning that pussyfart sound still stuck in my head lol...
Your dick isn't a tight enough fit my dick is tight ,it's her hole which is a big and loose "
Aaaaand I'm done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How did you manage to not laugh?
It's happened with me a few times and I struggle to not laugh.
I find it's in a certain position and angle of his cock that makes it happen.
On occasion I have had to stop him to let the air out, because there's so much inside me it hurts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He didn't say it was a bad thing...fanny farts happen.
He has disrespected the woman and basiclly said she has a baggy fanny! Not nice at all. "
Well, he was called out on his little dick. |
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"He didn't say it was a bad thing...fanny farts happen.
He has disrespected the woman and basiclly said she has a baggy fanny! Not nice at all.
Well, he was called out on his little dick. "
Well yes but take it on the chin.. I've had a woman fanny fart on me a few times and every time we just sit there (like yourself) and just laugh about it.. you can't help laughing.. x |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"He didn't say it was a bad thing...fanny farts happen.
He has disrespected the woman and basiclly said she has a baggy fanny! Not nice at all. "
Only after someone said he had a pencil dick.... |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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I think they are funny anyway , even the name fanny fart makes me smile....it doesn't mean either party has a pencil dick or a flappy fanny....it just means air is getting in and you are enjoying yourself |
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"He didn't say it was a bad thing...fanny farts happen.
He has disrespected the woman and basiclly said she has a baggy fanny! Not nice at all.
Only after someone said he had a pencil dick...."
Yes but the fab world is a hard world.. take it as it comes. If some called me a pencil dick I wouldn't then put someone else down.
I'd ask them do they want to see for themselves lol.. |
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By *ugby 123Couple
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"He didn't say it was a bad thing...fanny farts happen.
He has disrespected the woman and basiclly said she has a baggy fanny! Not nice at all.
Only after someone said he had a pencil dick....
Yes but the fab world is a hard world.. take it as it comes. If some called me a pencil dick I wouldn't then put someone else down.
I'd ask them do they want to see for themselves lol.. "
He obviously isn't you  |
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"He didn't say it was a bad thing...fanny farts happen.
He has disrespected the woman and basiclly said she has a baggy fanny! Not nice at all.
Only after someone said he had a pencil dick....
Yes but the fab world is a hard world.. take it as it comes. If some called me a pencil dick I wouldn't then put someone else down.
I'd ask them do they want to see for themselves lol..
He obviously isn't you "
Well no.. I take and look at everyone individually and take everything with a pinch of salt. They way i see it is if everyone is having fun then we are all winners. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He didn't say it was a bad thing...fanny farts happen.
He has disrespected the woman and basiclly said she has a baggy fanny! Not nice at all.
Well, he was called out on his little dick.
Well yes but take it on the chin.. I've had a woman fanny fart on me a few times and every time we just sit there (like yourself) and just laugh about it.. you can't help laughing.. x"
Should women on here take abuse in the chin too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think they are funny anyway , even the name fanny fart makes me smile....it doesn't mean either party has a pencil dick or a flappy fanny....it just means air is getting in and you are enjoying yourself"
And they don't smell either, which is a bonus. |
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