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over a year ago
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I had reasoned this out in my mind; there was one of two things I had a right to, liberty or death; if I could not have one, I would have the other; for no man should take me alive. |
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Facebook didn't exist when I was 15!! If it did, I'm sure my statuses would have discussed the idiocy of girls in my year group believing you couldn't get pregnant if you did it stood up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Facebook didn't exist when I was 15!! If it did, I'm sure my statuses would have discussed the idiocy of girls in my year group believing you couldn't get pregnant if you did it stood up"
I thought you couldn’t get pregnant if the girls on top?! Shit |
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"Facebook didn't exist when I was 15!! If it did, I'm sure my statuses would have discussed the idiocy of girls in my year group believing you couldn't get pregnant if you did it stood up"
Shit. So that’s not true? This is why I have children... |
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"Facebook didn't exist when I was 15!! If it did, I'm sure my statuses would have discussed the idiocy of girls in my year group believing you couldn't get pregnant if you did it stood up"
Age 13 it was this;
‘Overheard a mate in the pub bragging to some chicks the other day. "Yeah, in school my nickname was torpedo, a sly reference to my large cock!". He blurted.I said. "Nigel, didn't you go to an all boys school?".He was very quiet the rest of the night.’ |
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"Facebook didn't exist when I was 15!! If it did, I'm sure my statuses would have discussed the idiocy of girls in my year group believing you couldn't get pregnant if you did it stood up"
Did we go to the sane school! Lol!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ffs everyone knows you cant get pregnant if you leave your bra on"
Noooooo you can’t get pregnant if you’re on top because of gravity. And you can’t get pregnant at night because the sperm is sleeping. Duhhhhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ffs everyone knows you cant get pregnant if you leave your bra on
Noooooo you can’t get pregnant if you’re on top because of gravity. And you can’t get pregnant at night because the sperm is sleeping. Duhhhhh"
Just pull out. condoms. Pfffft! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well thank god i like woman on top at night then
Think of the money I wasted on that 3 pack
Bet you feel real stupid now"
Pretty sure you’re OK if you finger her first..
That was the word in the Midlands in the 1980s anyway.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well thank god i like woman on top at night then
Think of the money I wasted on that 3 pack
Bet you feel real stupid now
Pretty sure you’re OK if you finger her first..
That was the word in the Midlands in the 1980s anyway.."
i heard that aswell so it must be true |
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
- Katherine Hepburn."
She also said ‘Can you pick me up a pack of Benson and Hedges and a pork pie Dave ?!’
So swings and roundabouts with her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
- Katherine Hepburn.
She also said ‘Can you pick me up a pack of Benson and Hedges and a pork pie Dave ?!’
So swings and roundabouts with her. "
Yeah but she equaled it out by crashing him a fag, sharing her pork pie (with mustard) and noshing him off.  |
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