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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I fancy most average, middle aged men. There’s so many celebrities I could list, but I’m sleepy. Current proper crush is on Marc Goddard - Mixed martial arts ref. Watch him on the UFC most weekends |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Similar to above, I've fancied Winona Ryder since I watched Mermaids on an overnight ferry to Holland. She fancied her in Stranger Things."
Winona Ryder in Reality Bites is the sexiest thing ever!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a real thing about Diane Abbott. Just the thought of her makes me fap. Fuck, she’s hot. Does anybody else have a weird heartthrob?
Get some help quick!"
I’m going to have a Diane tattoo when I get my next dole cheque. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rays wife Deborah in Everybody Loves Raymond.....grrrrrrrrrrr!
My son and I were talking about her earlier.
I think she does a cooking show now, always fancied her on Raymond she's a babe"
He couldn't believe she's 60. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sharon on Eastenders was looking
hot tonight lying on her kitchen table
about to be devoured be young Keanu!"
She’s amazing. Only recently have I noticed her beauty. I might masturbate to her tonight! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve a few who may be considered not run of the mill... Louis Theroux, David Walliams... I did used to fancy Matthew Wright but went off him when he went in the jungle "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a real thing about Diane Abbott. Just the thought of her makes me fap. Fuck, she’s hot. Does anybody else have a weird heartthrob? "
What about russ abbott |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Julia Roberts and Richard Gera, pretty women made me realise I was bisexual!!!!
Angelina Jolie in Gia.
Kate Winslet.
Tom Hardy and not normally into that type.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's staying a secwet
It's fine you can tell them *flips hair*
You and your loose lips 
Loose lips might sink ships, but loose kisses take trips. "
To San Francisco and double dutch disco |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's staying a secwet
It's fine you can tell them *flips hair*
You and your loose lips
Loose lips might sink ships, but loose kisses take trips.
To San Francisco and double dutch disco"
Your reply just made me very happy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's staying a secwet
It's fine you can tell them *flips hair*
You and your loose lips
Loose lips might sink ships, but loose kisses take trips.
To San Francisco and double dutch disco
Your reply just made me very happy. "
You have excellent taste ya Tartlet  |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"It's staying a secwet
It's fine you can tell them *flips hair*
You and your loose lips
Loose lips might sink ships, but loose kisses take trips.
To San Francisco and double dutch disco
Your reply just made me very happy.
You have excellent taste ya Tartlet "
Get a room you two - and let me have a spare key |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's staying a secwet
It's fine you can tell them *flips hair*
You and your loose lips
Loose lips might sink ships, but loose kisses take trips.
To San Francisco and double dutch disco
Your reply just made me very happy.
You have excellent taste ya Tartlet
Get a room you two - and let me have a spare key "
So greedy What do ya think Hatter? Shall we let her in?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's staying a secwet
It's fine you can tell them *flips hair*
You and your loose lips
Loose lips might sink ships, but loose kisses take trips.
To San Francisco and double dutch disco
Your reply just made me very happy.
You have excellent taste ya Tartlet
Get a room you two - and let me have a spare key
So greedy What do ya think Hatter? Shall we let her in? "
Only if she brings tea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's staying a secwet
It's fine you can tell them *flips hair*
You and your loose lips
Loose lips might sink ships, but loose kisses take trips.
To San Francisco and double dutch disco
Your reply just made me very happy.
You have excellent taste ya Tartlet
Get a room you two - and let me have a spare key
So greedy What do ya think Hatter? Shall we let her in?
Only if she brings tea."
I’ll bring tea AND biscuits! |
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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago
toy town |
"It's staying a secwet
It's fine you can tell them *flips hair*
You and your loose lips
Loose lips might sink ships, but loose kisses take trips.
To San Francisco and double dutch disco
Your reply just made me very happy.
You have excellent taste ya Tartlet
Get a room you two - and let me have a spare key
So greedy What do ya think Hatter? Shall we let her in?
Only if she brings tea.
I’ll bring tea AND biscuits! "
I will bring paella |
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"I have a real thing about Diane Abbott. Just the thought of her makes me fap. Fuck, she’s hot. Does anybody else have a weird heartthrob? "
In the early to mid 80's Diane Abbott got me hot under the collar. These days she always looks grumpy.
Nowadays my best looking Honourable Member I can think of is Penny Mordant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's staying a secwet
It's fine you can tell them *flips hair*
You and your loose lips
Loose lips might sink ships, but loose kisses take trips.
To San Francisco and double dutch disco
Your reply just made me very happy.
You have excellent taste ya Tartlet
Get a room you two - and let me have a spare key
So greedy What do ya think Hatter? Shall we let her in?
Only if she brings tea.
I’ll bring tea AND biscuits! "
You're in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's staying a secwet
It's fine you can tell them *flips hair*
You and your loose lips
Loose lips might sink ships, but loose kisses take trips.
To San Francisco and double dutch disco
Your reply just made me very happy.
You have excellent taste ya Tartlet
Get a room you two - and let me have a spare key
So greedy What do ya think Hatter? Shall we let her in?
Only if she brings tea.
I’ll bring tea AND biscuits!
I will bring paella "
Can't say no to that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's staying a secwet
It's fine you can tell them *flips hair*
You and your loose lips
Loose lips might sink ships, but loose kisses take trips.
To San Francisco and double dutch disco
Your reply just made me very happy.
You have excellent taste ya Tartlet
Get a room you two - and let me have a spare key
So greedy What do ya think Hatter? Shall we let her in?
Only if she brings tea.
I’ll bring tea AND biscuits!
I will bring paella
Can't say no to that"
Blimey! I leave you alone for five minutes Hatter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's staying a secwet
It's fine you can tell them *flips hair*
You and your loose lips
Loose lips might sink ships, but loose kisses take trips.
To San Francisco and double dutch disco
Your reply just made me very happy.
You have excellent taste ya Tartlet
Get a room you two - and let me have a spare key
So greedy What do ya think Hatter? Shall we let her in?
Only if she brings tea.
I’ll bring tea AND biscuits!
I will bring paella
Can't say no to that
Blimey! I leave you alone for five minutes Hatter "
I'm a tartlet. We know this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's staying a secwet
It's fine you can tell them *flips hair*
You and your loose lips
Loose lips might sink ships, but loose kisses take trips.
To San Francisco and double dutch disco
Your reply just made me very happy.
You have excellent taste ya Tartlet
Get a room you two - and let me have a spare key
So greedy What do ya think Hatter? Shall we let her in?
Only if she brings tea.
I’ll bring tea AND biscuits!
I will bring paella
Can't say no to that
Blimey! I leave you alone for five minutes Hatter
I'm a tartlet. We know this. "
I never said that as a negative my shiny swishy haired friend  |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"It's staying a secwet
It's fine you can tell them *flips hair*
You and your loose lips
Loose lips might sink ships, but loose kisses take trips.
To San Francisco and double dutch disco
Your reply just made me very happy.
You have excellent taste ya Tartlet
Get a room you two - and let me have a spare key
So greedy What do ya think Hatter? Shall we let her in?
Only if she brings tea.
I’ll bring tea AND biscuits!
I will bring paella
Can't say no to that
Blimey! I leave you alone for five minutes Hatter
I'm a tartlet. We know this.
I never said that as a negative my shiny swishy haired friend "
CRINGE! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's staying a secwet
It's fine you can tell them *flips hair*
You and your loose lips
Loose lips might sink ships, but loose kisses take trips.
To San Francisco and double dutch disco
Your reply just made me very happy.
You have excellent taste ya Tartlet
Get a room you two - and let me have a spare key
So greedy What do ya think Hatter? Shall we let her in?
Only if she brings tea.
I’ll bring tea AND biscuits!
I will bring paella
Can't say no to that
Blimey! I leave you alone for five minutes Hatter
I'm a tartlet. We know this.
I never said that as a negative my shiny swishy haired friend
CRINGE!"
You love it. |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"one women i like a lot but will never tell her.
its for the best"
Its so endearing your profile name is named after her. I would just tell her. Pat Butcher seems like a friendly sort. |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
Without saying the obvious "if I told it wouldn't" be a secret type thing, the best I can do is say it as a rifdlle for you to guess at:
An intellectual (ambulance?) chaser who is challenged in the spelling department -and no, I won't gratify your curiosity with an answer (unless said person stumbles into here and finds me). Probably not their type anyway so no nothing lost there. |
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