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If you got locked out of your hotel room naked...
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When i was a night manager this happened so many times!
I Had d*unk people locked out of their rooms,trying to kick their door in then walking down to reception red faced.
Had a old.guy who locked himself in the toilets completely naked,absolutely snozzled.
He had NO idea where his clothes had gone.
After checking the cameras we found them 3 floors up outside someone elses door  |
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I'd probably crack open the fire cabinet at the end of the corridor, wrap the hose round myself like a stripper with a boa constrictor, then shimmy down to reception with a sexy bum twerk for everyone who stepped into the lift on the way down |
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over a year ago
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"Why would I be outside my hotel room naked? 
Nita"
Happens more than you think (no it's never happened to me) but am speaking from the experience of witnessing a lot of naked flesh in hotel lobbies over the years |
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I've done this , outside my old flat. Alcohol was involved. Was locked out on the landing when the door closed behind me. A neighbour lent me a tshirt and we had to wait for the caretaker to let me back in to my flat....awkward, much?
Was a long time ago....the shame! |
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Panic, but time.
I know this because I thought I had locked myself out of my daughter's flat whike I was wearing only a towel. My LTP was coming up the stairs and I had to open the landing door for him. The front door closed behind me and my heart sank. The feeling in my stomach and heart was awful and I thought I was going to end up on the floor. I didn't know then that the doors aren't self-locking and I just had to pull it down.
I was nearly crying when we got in. |
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"Panic, but time.
I know this because I thought I had locked myself out of my daughter's flat whike I was wearing only a towel. My LTP was coming up the stairs and I had to open the landing door for him. The front door closed behind me and my heart sank. The feeling in my stomach and heart was awful and I thought I was going to end up on the floor. I didn't know then that the doors aren't self-locking and I just had to pull it down.
I was nearly crying when we got in."
Hahaha !At least you had a bloody towel on! I was bollocko, and the tshirt the neighbour lent me wasn't that roomy either
Urgh... |
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haha just remembered when he was covering his ass with EXIT sign lol