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over a year ago
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"I'm not a pheasant plucker
I'm a pheasant pluckers son . . . . .
Sorry don't know the rest lol x"
I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son.
I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper,
And a jock strap is a lower Decker pecker checker,
And a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper,
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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This used to be my party piece till I discovered much more fun that I could have with my tongue....
Betty Botter bought some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter -
That would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter,
Better than her bitter butter,
And she baked it in her batter,
And the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mum used to say one when I was younger (I was gonna say little, but I still am so..)
Anyway you have to say it real fast.
Think it goes summat along the lines of :
I was at this dance and a fella came up to me
He said 'can ya dance'
I said 'who ?'
He said 'you'
I said 'me'
He said 'aye'
I said 'no'
He said 'oh'
and he went
If anyone else has heard of it, let me know if I got it tits up ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper,
And a jock strap is a lower Decker pecker checker,
And a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper,
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy."
Lol fantastic lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Peter Piper sucked a pickled pecker;
A pickled pecker Peter Piper sucked;
If Peter Piper sucked a pickled pecker ,
Whose is the pickled pecker Peter Piper sucked? |
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