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"Come sit on my knee and tell me. Have you been good or bad this year and what do you want for a naughty christmas "Sits firmly on santas knee.....and he sooo knows ive been a good girl and im getting what i want for my nawty christmas  | |||
"Come sit on my knee and tell me. Have you been good or bad this year and what do you want for a naughty christmas
Sits firmly on santas knee.....and he sooo knows ive been a good girl and im getting what i want for my nawty christmas "Are you sure you have been good  | |||
"Come sit on my knee and tell me. Have you been good or bad this year and what do you want for a naughty christmas "*sits on knee* I've been a very good girl this year. Would like a 3 naked men in my christmas sack please | |||
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"Come sit on my knee and tell me. Have you been good or bad this year and what do you want for a naughty christmas
Sits firmly on santas knee.....and he sooo knows ive been a good girl and im getting what i want for my nawty christmas
Are you sure you have been good "Ermmmmmm yes ive been very good well i got told i have so must be true | |||
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I've been too good this year, i'd like a sexy girl to amuse me this Xmsa x | |||
"Sits down in a manly way and very carefully I might add, and in a manly voice.. " I'd like the list of all the naughty girls names please.."
Gets up carefully. "I think the naughty girls will find you when they want you | |||
Righty ho, where's the fat bloke in the red suit? I want to know why I didn't get a domino rally in 1983!  | |||
"Amazing innit?! We teach our kids not to talk to strange men, then tell em its ok to sit on a sherry soaked, mince pie munching, house breakers knee!
Righty ho, where's the fat bloke in the red suit? I want to know why I didn't get a domino rally in 1983! "cos you were a little sod | |||
"Amazing innit?! We teach our kids not to talk to strange men, then tell em its ok to sit on a sherry soaked, mince pie munching, house breakers knee!
Righty ho, where's the fat bloke in the red suit? I want to know why I didn't get a domino rally in 1983!
cos you were a little sod "I was a little sod?! And what were you when I saw you doing that thing to me mum with Rudolph's carrot??  | |||
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"Amazing innit?! We teach our kids not to talk to strange men, then tell em its ok to sit on a sherry soaked, mince pie munching, house breakers knee!
Righty ho, where's the fat bloke in the red suit? I want to know why I didn't get a domino rally in 1983!
cos you were a little sod
I was a little sod?! And what were you when I saw you doing that thing to me mum with Rudolph's carrot?? "giving her, her christmas wish and she only thought I came once a year | |||
"Amazing innit?! We teach our kids not to talk to strange men, then tell em its ok to sit on a sherry soaked, mince pie munching, house breakers knee!
Righty ho, where's the fat bloke in the red suit? I want to know why I didn't get a domino rally in 1983!
cos you were a little sod
I was a little sod?! And what were you when I saw you doing that thing to me mum with Rudolph's carrot??
giving her, her christmas wish and she only thought I came once a year "What she wanted? She was trussed up with tinsel in a compromising position, at first I thought santa was stuffing the xmas turkey with raw carrots....how wrong could I have been  | |||
"Amazing innit?! We teach our kids not to talk to strange men, then tell em its ok to sit on a sherry soaked, mince pie munching, house breakers knee!
Righty ho, where's the fat bloke in the red suit? I want to know why I didn't get a domino rally in 1983!
cos you were a little sod
I was a little sod?! And what were you when I saw you doing that thing to me mum with Rudolph's carrot??
giving her, her christmas wish and she only thought I came once a year
What she wanted? She was trussed up with tinsel in a compromising position, at first I thought santa was stuffing the xmas turkey with raw carrots....how wrong could I have been "If you will shut up I will get you your domino rally | |||
"sits on santas knee and snuggles in. Well santa, you know me and you know that everyone who meets me says that i'm very very good! So why do i have to wait till january to get all that i desire? "because it's a very special wish you have asked for | |||
"Amazing innit?! We teach our kids not to talk to strange men, then tell em its ok to sit on a sherry soaked, mince pie munching, house breakers knee!
Righty ho, where's the fat bloke in the red suit? I want to know why I didn't get a domino rally in 1983!
cos you were a little sod
I was a little sod?! And what were you when I saw you doing that thing to me mum with Rudolph's carrot??
giving her, her christmas wish and she only thought I came once a year
What she wanted? She was trussed up with tinsel in a compromising position, at first I thought santa was stuffing the xmas turkey with raw carrots....how wrong could I have been
If you will shut up I will get you your domino rally "Thats what you said to her! | |||
"Amazing innit?! We teach our kids not to talk to strange men, then tell em its ok to sit on a sherry soaked, mince pie munching, house breakers knee!
Righty ho, where's the fat bloke in the red suit? I want to know why I didn't get a domino rally in 1983!
cos you were a little sod
I was a little sod?! And what were you when I saw you doing that thing to me mum with Rudolph's carrot??
giving her, her christmas wish and she only thought I came once a year
What she wanted? She was trussed up with tinsel in a compromising position, at first I thought santa was stuffing the xmas turkey with raw carrots....how wrong could I have been
If you will shut up I will get you your domino rally
Thats what you said to her!" | |||
"Amazing innit?! We teach our kids not to talk to strange men, then tell em its ok to sit on a sherry soaked, mince pie munching, house breakers knee!
Righty ho, where's the fat bloke in the red suit? I want to know why I didn't get a domino rally in 1983!
cos you were a little sod
I was a little sod?! And what were you when I saw you doing that thing to me mum with Rudolph's carrot??
giving her, her christmas wish and she only thought I came once a year
What she wanted? She was trussed up with tinsel in a compromising position, at first I thought santa was stuffing the xmas turkey with raw carrots....how wrong could I have been
If you will shut up I will get you your domino rally
Thats what you said to her!
"Well?? Wheres me Domino Rally?? She kept her end up (in more ways than one!) | |||
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"I prefer what's between his legs "what blue balls.. | |||
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"santa baby, a 54 convertible too - light blue...(opening gambit) A kindle (middle ground) Or a bar of galaxy.... (cheapskate) lol!" the first 2 not a problem but the 3rd now we will have to come to some sort of deal for that | |||
"Amazing innit?! We teach our kids not to talk to strange men, then tell em its ok to sit on a sherry soaked, mince pie munching, house breakers knee!
Righty ho, where's the fat bloke in the red suit? I want to know why I didn't get a domino rally in 1983!
cos you were a little sod
I was a little sod?! And what were you when I saw you doing that thing to me mum with Rudolph's carrot??
giving her, her christmas wish and she only thought I came once a year
What she wanted? She was trussed up with tinsel in a compromising position, at first I thought santa was stuffing the xmas turkey with raw carrots....how wrong could I have been
If you will shut up I will get you your domino rally
Thats what you said to her!
Well?? Wheres me Domino Rally?? She kept her end up (in more ways than one!)
"its in the post honest | |||
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"Darling Santa, I am very bad. Is that good? "Yes that is very good, now come sit on my lap for your prezzie | |||
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"well would you 2 ladies fancy giving santa his prezzie "Jeeez santa.....no pleasing you how many pressies do u need...... | |||
"well would you 2 ladies fancy giving santa his prezzie
Jeeez santa.....no pleasing you how many pressies do u need...... "Just 1 | |||
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"well would you 2 ladies fancy giving santa his prezzie
Jeeez santa.....no pleasing you how many pressies do u need......
Just 1 "And that would be???? | |||
"well would you 2 ladies fancy giving santa his prezzie
Jeeez santa.....no pleasing you how many pressies do u need......
Just 1
And that would be???? "I already think you know that | |||
"well would you 2 ladies fancy giving santa his prezzie
Jeeez santa.....no pleasing you how many pressies do u need......
Just 1
And that would be????
I already think you know that "Mmmmmm think i do...... | |||
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"do you now "yes i do santa ....you need..... | |||
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"looking like santa's sack is going to be busy "and empty..... | |||
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"Santa's in the house "well hello santa | |||
"Santa's in the house "How many chimneys are you cumming down this year? | |||
"Santa's in the house
How many chimneys are you cumming down this year? "as many as I can get in | |||
"Santa's in the house
well hello santa "well helloooooo and have you been good this year | |||
"Come sit on my knee and tell me. Have you been good or bad this year and what do you want for a naughty christmas "if i am sitting on your knee i think i might be getting what i want for christmas | |||
"Come sit on my knee and tell me. Have you been good or bad this year and what do you want for a naughty christmas
if i am sitting on your knee i think i might be getting what i want for christmas "I think you will too | |||
"Come sit on my knee and tell me. Have you been good or bad this year and what do you want for a naughty christmas
if i am sitting on your knee i think i might be getting what i want for christmas
I think you will too "so santa...do you want naughty or nice | |||
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"Santa's in the house
well hello santa
well helloooooo and have you been good this year "I've been an but I can always be naughty if its a preference | |||
"Come sit on my knee and tell me. Have you been good or bad this year and what do you want for a naughty christmas
if i am sitting on your knee i think i might be getting what i want for christmas
I think you will too
so santa...do you want naughty or nice "oh I think you know Santa likes naughty but nice | |||
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"I've been very good at being naughty and I'd like several (at least) fabsters to be naughty with some more, please "so you like to be a naughty girl and do you play nicely with your friends and share your toys | |||
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"I always play nicely, and if men count as toys, then yes I share "Then santa will see that you enjoy your presents | |||
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