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over a year ago
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If it smells like prawn, and tastes of prawn, I’m in ..
(*actually I don’t like prawns, so I’ll have the chicken variety please, but that doesn’t work as a vagina analogy. And yes, I know prawns doesn’t either really!) |
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"If it smells like prawn, and tastes of prawn, I’m in ..
(*actually I don’t like prawns, so I’ll have the chicken variety please, but that doesn’t work as a vagina analogy. And yes, I know prawns doesn’t either really!) "
Oh god you posted it anyway |
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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago
toy town |
"If it smells like prawn, and tastes of prawn, I’m in ..
(*actually I don’t like prawns, so I’ll have the chicken variety please, but that doesn’t work as a vagina analogy. And yes, I know prawns doesn’t either really!) "
Man up. It's real vagina... I mean real paella |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mmmm yes please, love paella x
So yummy. And no rabbit for the brits
I like rabbit actually. X
I bet you do
Ps in Spain rabbit is another name for lady parts "
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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago
toy town |
"Oh hello
I will bring some
Hey you started the thread
I thought you were out
I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo "
If it has chorizo is not paella |
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"Oh hello
I will bring some
Hey you started the thread
I thought you were out
I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo
If it has chorizo is not paella "
Hey I never said anything about authenticity |
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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago
toy town |
"Oh hello
I will bring some
Hey you started the thread
I thought you were out
I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo
If it has chorizo is not paella
Hey I never said anything about authenticity "
Another fake |
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"Oh hello
I will bring some
Hey you started the thread
I thought you were out
I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo
If it has chorizo is not paella
Hey I never said anything about authenticity
Another fake "
I’m in good company |
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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago
toy town |
"Oh hello
I will bring some
Hey you started the thread
I thought you were out
I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo
If it has chorizo is not paella
Hey I never said anything about authenticity
Another fake
I’m in good company "
Swinger is fake too |
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"Oh hello
I will bring some
Hey you started the thread
I thought you were out
I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo
If it has chorizo is not paella
Hey I never said anything about authenticity
Another fake
I’m in good company
Swinger is fake too "
We’re not Swingers so I guess so |
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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago
toy town |
"Oh hello
I will bring some
Hey you started the thread
I thought you were out
I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo
If it has chorizo is not paella
Hey I never said anything about authenticity
Another fake
I’m in good company
Swinger is fake too
We’re not Swingers so I guess so " FAKES!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh hello
I will bring some
Hey you started the thread
I thought you were out
I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo
If it has chorizo is not paella
Hey I never said anything about authenticity
Another fake
I’m in good company
Swinger is fake too
We’re not Swingers so I guess so FAKES!!!!!!"
You called? |
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"Oh hello
I will bring some
Hey you started the thread
I thought you were out
I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo
If it has chorizo is not paella
Hey I never said anything about authenticity
Another fake
I’m in good company
Swinger is fake too
We’re not Swingers so I guess so FAKES!!!!!!
You called? "
Hello sweetheart would you like some of my fake paella? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh hello
I will bring some
Hey you started the thread
I thought you were out
I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo
If it has chorizo is not paella
Hey I never said anything about authenticity
Another fake
I’m in good company
Swinger is fake too
We’re not Swingers so I guess so FAKES!!!!!!
You called?
Hello sweetheart would you like some of my fake paella? "
Hell yeah |
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"Oh hello
I will bring some
Hey you started the thread
I thought you were out
I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo
If it has chorizo is not paella
Hey I never said anything about authenticity
Another fake
I’m in good company
Swinger is fake too
We’re not Swingers so I guess so FAKES!!!!!!
You called?
Hello sweetheart would you like some of my fake paella?
Hell yeah "
All yours |
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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago
toy town |
"So I made paella and there's lots left.
Anyone fancy some? And some paella?
Si, por favor puedo tener un poco de paella?
Tal vez un poco de diversion para adultos siera
Bueno tambian ?"
Porque no |
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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago
toy town |
"Oh hello
I will bring some
Hey you started the thread
I thought you were out
I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo
If it has chorizo is not paella
Hey I never said anything about authenticity
Another fake
I’m in good company
Swinger is fake too
We’re not Swingers so I guess so FAKES!!!!!!
You called?
Hello sweetheart would you like some of my fake paella?
Hell yeah
All yours "
Get a thread |
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"Oh hello
I will bring some
Hey you started the thread
I thought you were out
I was lurking although your paella is safe, seafood and I don’t get on. I like paella with chicken and chorizo
If it has chorizo is not paella
Hey I never said anything about authenticity
Another fake
I’m in good company
Swinger is fake too
We’re not Swingers so I guess so FAKES!!!!!!
You called?
Hello sweetheart would you like some of my fake paella?
Hell yeah
All yours
Get a bed "
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"So I made paella and there's lots left.
Anyone fancy some? And some paella?
Si, por favor puedo tener un poco de paella?
Tal vez un poco de diversion para adultos siera
Bueno tambian ?
Porque no " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sure I get first option on paella.
I think you and your luscious locks may be a bit late to the fiesta "
Better late than never! Someone mentioned paella?... |
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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago
toy town |
"I'm sure I get first option on paella.
I think you and your luscious locks may be a bit late to the fiesta
Better late than never! Someone mentioned paella?... "
There's lots left |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sure I get first option on paella.
I think you and your luscious locks may be a bit late to the fiesta
Better late than never! Someone mentioned paella?...
There's lots left "
I've got a mahoosive chilli bubbling on the hob, but I can always have that tomorrow instead |
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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago
toy town |
"I'm sure I get first option on paella.
I think you and your luscious locks may be a bit late to the fiesta
Better late than never! Someone mentioned paella?...
There's lots left
I've got a mahoosive chilli bubbling on the hob, but I can always have that tomorrow instead "
What to have for dessert? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me encanta la paella y soy de una familia italiana. ¿Traeré gelato?
Perfecto. ¿qué vino tomamos?
Bella "
Usted proporciona el español, le traeré un montepulciano |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sure I get first option on paella.
I think you and your luscious locks may be a bit late to the fiesta
Better late than never! Someone mentioned paella?...
There's lots left
I've got a mahoosive chilli bubbling on the hob, but I can always have that tomorrow instead
What to have for dessert? "
Chocolate! Of course |
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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago
toy town |
"Me encanta la paella y soy de una familia italiana. ¿Traeré gelato?
Perfecto. ¿qué vino tomamos?
Bella
Usted proporciona el español, le traeré un montepulciano "
Perfect ,¿ qué te parece un Priorat? |
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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago
toy town |
"I'm sure I get first option on paella.
I think you and your luscious locks may be a bit late to the fiesta
Better late than never! Someone mentioned paella?...
There's lots left
I've got a mahoosive chilli bubbling on the hob, but I can always have that tomorrow instead
What to have for dessert?
Chocolate! Of course "
Where should we serve it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me encanta la paella y soy de una familia italiana. ¿Traeré gelato?
Perfecto. ¿qué vino tomamos?
Bella
Usted proporciona el español, le traeré un montepulciano
Perfect ,¿ qué te parece un Priorat? "
Nunca lo intenté y me gusta probar cosas nuevas. |
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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago
toy town |
"Me encanta la paella y soy de una familia italiana. ¿Traeré gelato?
Perfecto. ¿qué vino tomamos?
Bella
Usted proporciona el español, le traeré un montepulciano
Perfect ,¿ qué te parece un Priorat?
Nunca lo intenté y me gusta probar cosas nuevas. "
Es de una zona de Cataluña, delicioso |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me encanta la paella y soy de una familia italiana. ¿Traeré gelato?
Perfecto. ¿qué vino tomamos?
Bella
Usted proporciona el español, le traeré un montepulciano
Perfect ,¿ qué te parece un Priorat?
Nunca lo intenté y me gusta probar cosas nuevas.
Es de una zona de Cataluña, delicioso "
suena simplemente perfecto |
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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago
toy town |
"Me encanta la paella y soy de una familia italiana. ¿Traeré gelato?
Perfecto. ¿qué vino tomamos?
Bella
Usted proporciona el español, le traeré un montepulciano
Perfect ,¿ qué te parece un Priorat?
Nunca lo intenté y me gusta probar cosas nuevas.
Es de una zona de Cataluña, delicioso
suena simplemente perfecto "
Estas invitada si jamás vienes al norte |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me encanta la paella y soy de una familia italiana. ¿Traeré gelato?
Perfecto. ¿qué vino tomamos?
Bella
Usted proporciona el español, le traeré un montepulciano
Perfect ,¿ qué te parece un Priorat?
Nunca lo intenté y me gusta probar cosas nuevas.
Es de una zona de Cataluña, delicioso
suena simplemente perfecto
Estas invitada si jamás vienes al norte "
¡¡Gracias!! Y lo mismo si alguna vez estás en el suroeste |
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over a year ago
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"So I made paella and there's lots left.
Anyone fancy some? And some paella?
Can I have ketchup on my paella?
*block *"
Dam .... a food fascist ...... at least I didn’t ask for BBQ sauce |
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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago
toy town |
"So I made paella and there's lots left.
Anyone fancy some? And some paella?
Can I have ketchup on my paella?
*block *
Dam .... a food fascist ...... at least I didn’t ask for BBQ sauce "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I made paella and there's lots left.
Anyone fancy some? And some paella?
Can I have ketchup on my paella?
*block *
Dam .... a food fascist ...... at least I didn’t ask for BBQ sauce
"
I have Californian red. The one with the death thing and an orange label |
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